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12 Jun 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
were booked!
WELL DONE PETE
Talked to site and theres not a problem as long as we arrive before 10pm.
Lucky its me driving!

nicky

thank god for that :shock:
you have seen russ's driving then innocent

Nicky

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12 Jun 2007

were booked!
WELL DONE PETE passionkiss

Talked to site and theres not a problem as long as we arrive before 10pm.
Lucky its me driving! lol

nicky

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11 Jun 2007

Does anyone know where we are camping yet? as we may have a problem. Russ has got a appointment thro for friday,hes been waiting for this appointment for month's and cant afford to miss it, but its for ! and will take about a hour. After checking the route with tomtom it seems i under estimated the driving time redface

and its gonna take us approx 5hrs to get there,which means a E.T.A now of around :shock: the camp site i have the details for will only allow arrivals after 8pm if agreed with site owners in advance....so if we are gonna be able to make this i realy need to know
A) that i have the right camp site details.
B) Where we are camping and if we need to give any group details when booking.
So that i can see if they will allow our arrival B is russ is going to phone them tommorow to see if he can change the appointment but were not holding our breath as the NHS waiting list for this service is currently 6 months!
Still got my fingers crossed for this one!
Nicky

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10 Jun 2007

Just got the pm to look in here, ty to the little birdie kiss

Were not quite sure what to do at the moment as its so late in the day, we have a fear that we will end up driving 3-4hrs and it only being us there :shock:
Were gonna sleep on it and decide what to do tommorow and maybe there will be some more info to work with.
If there is anything i can do to help, just let me know as would be a shame for it all to fall thro at this late stage.
Nicky(& russ)

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10 Jun 2007

& :welcome:
The clubs page(at the top of the page) is very informative and theres the lets meet up page which is a good place to look for a munch,social or any partys.
But to be honest your gonna have to be prepared to travel a fair bit as theres not alot right on your doorstep.
Good luck in what your looking for
Nicky

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8 Jun 2007

:shock: Sod that lol

Good luck harry have fun, hope you have one of those nice gel seat's smile

and fingers crossed the weather picks up for you!
Nicky

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7 Jun 2007

I have never asked anyone out. redface

I have never been in a reliant robin lol

I have never come out of the hairdresser's happy :shock:
I have never had a strictly FF adventure...YET :twisted:
I have never been normal :P
Nicky
Russ has/had quite a few "i have never's" but im slowly working thro them pmsl

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5 Jun 2007

There is a swingers site run by a girl called xxxxxx who does offer to film members and does distribute the films. But of course it's not as good a swingers site as SH! biggrin

Russell

mods Edit:
Russell, don't name other swingers site on here please, it's not very pleasant!

Oops! Sorry - just trying to be helpful. redface

ops: :oops:

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5 Jun 2007

I remember seeing a documentary on telly about penis enlargement, and that documentary said that the only method of penis enlargement that actually works is to have the operation. (The penis has extra length at its root which is normally inside the body but which can be operated on and moved more towards the outside.)
Personally I wouldn't recommend even having that done provided you are long enough to have normal penetrative sex (3 or 4 inches?) Of course I don't know your situation though. But I certainly don't believe that any of the non-surgery "techniques" make any difference.
Russell

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4 Jun 2007

:shock: Proberly would have been with out the satnav lol

Must remember not to follow you when you say you know the way to the toilet block smile

Nicky
And i thought i was geographicaly challenged cool

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4 Jun 2007

Not long to go now, can i get excited yet? lol

Anyone that wants a lift between skegness and camp,we have room for 2 possibly 3 people in our MPV and now have satnav so shouldnt get too lost redface

Still working on the dressing up theme tho :shock:
Nicky

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1 Jun 2007

Quote by PoloLady
I think what I'm trying to say is, in a very roundabout way, "ffs! dont pay for it, its all here for free if you want it"
all you need to do is let people know :thumbup:
another example: Swinging Club for £265??? :shock:
sod that honey - I'll happily meet nice people who are new to clubs and want to experience one, I'll happily chaperone someone, with absolutely no strings attached or expectation to play, so they have soemone to sound it all out with, show them round etc - bleedin'ell, I'll even guard the feckin door while you play if that's what you felt comfy with - and I do it for free.
so, what about you?

The sad thing is...
I have done exactly that in the past, but I doubt I will be so keen anymore. I did it for people I believed where likeminded and wanting to get into the lifestyle, who wanted to experience clubs for the right reasons.
It is ever more difficult to weed out the tourists, easy shag hunters and arseholes who think if they get into a club every woman will be 'up for it' and 'fair game' ... without wondering if you are this weeks 'special offer' rolleyes

A little off track but realy felt the need to say that above is just the very reason i paid to joined this site in the first place...because of people like you two and many others who are prepared to put yourselfs out in whatever way to help/guide/enable other "likeminded" folkes "get it"!
Ok i will go back to my corner now.
Nicky

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1 Jun 2007

Im in a rather unusual mood today :shock: so my song is "step in to my world" jennifer lopez
Step into my world
Unh, unh, yeah, yeah
Whooaaaa
Unh, unh, yeah, yeah
Whooaaaa
Like a moth to a flame, you know you're drawn to me
I know you better than you know yourself, baby
Why do you try to resist what you want, honey
I want you to give me what I need, listen closely
I need you to
Hold on me
I need you to
Kiss on me
Feel your body
Next to me
I want you to
I need you to
Want you to give
Into me
Want all of you
Everything
Ecstasy (will)
I will bring
You everything
Chorus:
Step into my world where there's countless things to see
Endless possibilities
Let me take you to a place where desires flow deep
See an odyssey of dreams
And the best of fantasies
All this for your eyes only
Ooh, step into my world
Close your eyes, and let your feelings now take over
It's alright, I'm intoxicating you though you're sober
You inside, the thought alone is so overbearing
Boy tonight, you just follow my lead from here and
I need you to
Hold on me
I need you to
Kiss on me
Feel your body
Next to me
I want you to
I need you to
Want you to give
Into me
Want all of you
Everything
Ecstasy (will)
I will bring
You everything
Step into my world where there’s countless things to see
Endless possibilities
Let me take you to a place where desires flow deep
See an odyssey of dreams
And the best of fantasies
All this for your eyes only
Ooh, step into my world
Where there's no reality
Time itself means nothing
It's so hypnotizing
It brings you to a state of natural high
See how my words, they get to ya
Creates the lip that's haunting ya
Yes, the sea , hold on to it
Ooh, welcome to my world
My world
Where desires flow deep
Fantasies
Oooh, step into my world
Where there's countless things to see
Endless possibilities (oooh)
Let me take you to a place where desires flow deep
See an odyssey of dreams (odyssey of dreams)
And the best of fantasies
All this for your eyes only
Ooh, step into my world
Unh, unh
Whoooa
Unh, unh
Whoooa
Now where did i put those handcuffs :twisted:
Nicky

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30 May 2007

Quote by JTS
The problem with this country is that we employ FAR TOO MANY public servants who have no known reason for being employed. I am NOT including what I call "essential" public servants....doctors, police, nurses, firepersons or teachers, but those who just sit in seats for 25 years and then retire and work harder doing nothing for the rest of their lives. We employ over 700,000 MORE now than we did in 2000. Yet we get less service, and bled dry for cash to provide it !
As well as that, we get an aggressive system that is forever instigating legislation that, in the guise of lowering crime and terrorism, is removing large chunks of our personal freedom while doing nothing to halt crime.

HEAR HEAR!
I totally agree with you JTS - and DON'T get me started on the ID cards scheme.
Russell

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30 May 2007

I blame Dean for my both of my new (2nd hand) motherboards not working, for the 3rd World Debt, for my job being lousy, for the Twin Towers collapsing, for the counselling waiting list being 6 months long, for the poor workmanship on my new-build house, for all the red tape wasting money in UK goverment departments, and for the fact that my fridge has somehow turned into a freezer. I don't blame Dean for the War on Terror though - I blame Bush's administration for that.
OMG - how did I get so political all of a sudden? Must be Dean's fault.
bolt

Russell

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30 May 2007

Hmmm actually I might change my mind - I have a feeling tomorrow my song will be Middletown by Rush:
The office door closed early
The hidden bottle came out
The salesman turned to close the blinds
A little slow now, a little stout
But he's still heading down those tracks
Any day now for sure
Another day as drab as today
Is more than a man can endure

Dreams flow across the heartland
Feeding on the fires
Dreams transport desires
Drive you when you're down
Dreams transport the ones who need to get out of town
The boy walks with his best friend
Through the fields of early May
They walk awhile in silence
One close, one far away
But he'd be climbing on that bus
Just him and his guitar
To blaze across the heavens
Like a brilliant shooting star
The middle aged Madonna
Calls her neighbor on the phone
Day by day the seasons pass
And leave her life alone
But she'll go walking out that door
On some bright afternoon
To go and paint big cities
From a lonely attic room
It's understood
By every single person
Who'd be elsewhere if they could
So far so good
And life's not unpleasant
In their little neighborhood

They dream in Middletown

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30 May 2007

Awwww - ((BIG HUG)) for Earthy. passionkiss

I think my song (today) might well be "Ghost of a Chance" by Rush.
"I believe there's a ghost of a chance we can find someone to love / And make it last..."
Russell

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28 May 2007

Hotel booked ages ago :bounce: (sorry had to slip one in) so were confirming,thanks FB
Nicky & russ

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28 May 2007

Like so many others have said it has been a breath of air to see so many tell storys i could have wrote myself kiss

. I dont always like being the way i am but it has enabled me to survive, i let very few people get close to me and they have to be quite commited to break thro my barriers. My moto is "expect nothing off nobody" i tell myself if i dont expect anything then i cant be let down...... it keeps me safe! I could be on my knee's but will still never ask anybody for anything,not sure if thats a trust,pride or stupidity issue tho dunno

Ive always in the past had many acquaintance's but always had very few people i class as friends. Since the bad split with my x,having to give up work and me buying a house in a village i instantly didnt fit in to lol

i have kept myself to myself. It can be a very lonely life but one i know i can change when im ready or more importantly when i find people who show me its worth changing it for.
Dawnie you will trust again but your classification system will proberly have changed,dont think of it as a bad thing but as a learning thing. Like many a wise person has said before me those folk worth the trust will show you in time.
Nicky

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23 May 2007

I guess the whole subject of mature virgins is one that is rather close to my heart, mostly because of the fact that I was a "late bloomer" myself - I didn't lose my virginity until age 29, which seemed to me to be very very late indeed! I found that the older I got, the more the pressure and frustration built up in me. In fact, when I did get the chance to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of the time - who I was very much in love with - that pressure and frustration certainly told! In fact, it was a pretty embarassing experience since I couldn't get it up! :uhoh:
Like the person Tune mentioned, I hadn't told my girlfriend that I was a virgin. This was mostly because it was a little embarassing and I didn't want a big deal made of it, and since I had watched an awful lot of porn I felt like I didn't need to tell her because I knew what to do. But I definitely feel now that it was a big mistake. Partly because my girlfriend said to me "Why didn't you tell me!" I think she felt the same as Tune - that if she had known she would have done things differently and would have tried to make the occasion more special.

I watched the mature virgins and my first reaction was one of pity as they are missing out on the most wonderful thing, but then again they don't know that, they have it yet to come. So maybe I don't pity them, maybe I envy them - and maybe they had the right idea all along?

Definitely very thoughtful Mar. :thumbup: It is something I have thought about a hell of a lot in connection with my own experiences. Of course I can only give you my opinion. I feel that if I had had the chance to meet the right girl for that special first-time experience at a youngish age (<23?) then I would have been right to wait for her. But I feel that my whole sex-drive has been coloured by the sheer length of time that I only had porn and palm for stimulation. I definitely have a few "issues" that I am working through. <God I hope this doesn't put any potential playmates off! It's nothing to worry about!> So I feel that even if I missed out on that special first-time experience I would still have preferred to lose my virginity much much earlier. And let's face it - my first time wasn't exactly special even though I did wait for a girl I loved and who loved me. If I had already had some experience my first time with her would definitely have been more special.
Anyway, to get back to the original question... :shock:
Nicky and I generally prefer to meet people with swinging experience, for the same reasons as Trixie. But we also both feel a little bad about this sometimes, since everyone has to have a first time - both as a "swinging virgin" and as just a virgin. And I don't mean to blow our own trumpets but I think we would be an excellent choice for a virgin of either type since Nicky is the most considerate and caring and giving person I know, and I like to think I'm not so bad myself. So does this mean we should feel some responsibility to help any virgins we come across? dunno

I guess it's tricky. But I'd like to think that if we got to know a nice virgin and clicked with them, that we wouldn't rule out playing with them - but only time will tell. But I don't think we are going to go looking for one...
Russell

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22 May 2007

I'm Superman and so is Nicky - which is kind of confusing! blink

I always thought we were well matched! smile

But does this mean I am actually gay (or bi?) redface

Russell

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18 May 2007

Congratulations calista!! passionkiss

Thats great news and is quite understandable that it's a bit of a shock, fingers crossed the wait isnt too long.
Nicky

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17 May 2007

If I could have one (impossible) gadget I know exactly what it would be.
Have you ever been out to the pub, got really really drunk and absolutely feared the walk home?
Have you ever been to a swing meet, had a great time, but really hated the idea of having to drive home?
Have you ever chatted to someone you really wanted to meet, but decided they were just way too far away?
Have you ever - well I'm sure you get the point! biggrin

My gadget would be a teleporter (like on so many sci-fi shows.) Or, since at the moment that seems to be impossible, a good alternative would be an automatic car that could drive itself.
Russell

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16 May 2007

As someone who has no children but has probably been a serious disappointment to his parents redface

I would just like to say "CONGRATULATIONS" :happy: to both you and your daughter Shireen. Passing a driving test 1st time is a great achievement that not too many can manage. Though of course I did!
And getting a well-paid job young is a HUGE thing, especially for anyone who has had to struggle through learning difficulties. I hope she settles into it quickly and enjoys it.

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16 May 2007

Please note these are my comments (Russell) and not Nicky's - and though I have a feeling she would agree with most of them I wouldn't want to speak for her.
I have been reading the forums on and off for nearly a year now, but much more over the past couple of weeks. And the one thing that has most surprised, disappointed and pained me is just how personally we can sometimes take some of the posts, especially on topics that we (i.e. us forum users) feel strongly about. Now I have absolutely no problem with anyone expressing their opinions on a forum topic on a post - we live in a free-speech-loving country after all and I wouldn't have it any other way. But the thing that gets me is how easy it is to get riled up when someone says something we disagree with, and how quickly it can get personal and turn into people getting defensive, and then hitting back by attacking each other. Surely this is an ultimately negative thing to do and only results in bad feeling for both those we oppose and those who oppose us. (And also lays us open to cries of "Clique! Clique!")
So my question to all you forumites is as follows:

How can we all learn to control our emotions and reactions to posts we disagree with and prevent it from spiralling from discussion down into conflict? :sparring:

I don't want this to turn into a thread where everyone airs their specific grievances against people so please can we keep this general... I don't want my first ever thread pulled! lol

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16 May 2007

Hiya louise passionkiss

I have spent some time thinking about this one and it is difficult if you scratch deep enough. I am always just me and my opinions are always my own. I dont post to be popular but i dont post to offend either. I post the truth always, but my posting style and how i am in chat will be dependant on my mood at the time. I havent posted much recently because life has been hectic and my mood hasnt been great. I have asked people who have got to know me online if i was what they expected when they met me in real life and the answer's were quite intresting. Yes i am the same person they met online but a few were surprised by my shyness and some were surprised by my outgoing nature :shock: lol

I have met people online that have been just the same in real life and met some that have been very diffrent,my feeling is some people like to project a certain image that they can not keep up in real life and other like to project a image that they think will get them what they want with out being true to themselfs!
Im waffling now arnt i......i guess what im trying to say is you will never fully get a handle on people from forums/chatrooms/online as you rarely get to see all the facets of their personality ect. Some people knowingly or unknowingly hide certain traits which can then in real life give rise to feeling like you have been misled.
Its not all that diffrent from the guy/couple/fem that you click with online cant wait to meet and swing with,then when you meet that click/sparks just not there! Obviously without knowing exactly what you feel you were misled about its difficult to know if i have just been talking bollocks :lol:
Nicky

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15 May 2007

Thanks for the info Keeno. It still seems weird tho! blink

:silly:

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14 May 2007

This thread reminds me of a little-known Japanese art called Chindogu. One source defines Chindogu as "the not-so-ancient Japanese art of inventing ingenious everyday gadgets that, on the face of it, seem like an ideal solution to a particular problem. However, Chindogu has a distinctive feature: anyone actually attempting to use one of these inventions, would find that it causes so many new problems, or such significant social embarrassment, that effectively it has no utility whatsoever. Thus, Chindogu are sometimes described as ‘unuseless’ - that is, they cannot be regarded as ‘useless’ in an absolute sense, since they do actually solve a problem; however, in practical terms, they cannot positively be called ‘useful’."
Some examples follow:
- The 10-in-1 gardening tool. Think of a huge Swiss Army knife with various gardening attachments.
- Eyedrop spectacles. A pair of glasses with funnels attached to help you put your eyedrops in.
- Portable office tie. A tie with various compartments built into the back for paperclips, pens, business cards etc.
- Bug-swatting slippers. A pair of slippers with a built-in handle coming out of the back.
- Hayfever hat. A hat consisting of a toilet-roll holder, so you will never be without a hanky for your runny nose and streaming eyes.
There are many many more!
Russell

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14 May 2007

The amount of rubbish a household produces is dependant on how the rubbish is collected. Households who use black sacks produce (on average) less rubbish than those with wheelie bins.

Huh? No offence Keeno - I'm sure you are quoting something that you were told by someone you considered an "authority" on the matter - but how can that be? I can't see any reason why the amount of things thrown out by an average household would change just because the collection method changed from black bags to wheelie bins... dunno

Or am I missing something?
Russell

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30 Apr 2007

Just to say we are still looking forward to this, if anyone needs a lift thats more or less on-route between skegness and venue we may be able to help you out.
Nicky & russ
Edit
We have room for 2-3 peeps in car depending on how much camping gear you all have lol

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