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teachme
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · Staffordshire
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Sexlightened
Quote by creampie123
see there's been more changing of avatars,thought they'd all been exhausted last night:lol:
:roll:
i'm enjoying this thread....(not to say i don't enjoy the others)
ha i know i logged on this morning and thought christ the've all followed my lead and everybody is showing body parts :shock:
im gona sit in a dark courner and think of another,,
by the way you have got to have a 50/10 for that bottom,,! (wasnt looking, honest) :roll:
Sexlightened
Quote by Jas-Tim
I liked the first one better than the second one teach me, but I think one that showed your shoulders properly as well would be best :twisted:
That is if you're taking requests.
There's loads that I like but Lissas, Celerys, Gems and Earthys are all pretty fine at the moment.
Jas
XXX
im akways open to requests...
woo hoo i started a hot topic.... only did it as a laugh,, :cheers:
but i still havnt a clue which one to use,,,,? help
the one in the toilet or the one behind the bar............ :shock:
Sexlightened
Quote by sheddy
I'll rate my own avatar 1000 out of 10 :smug:
More like 10 out of 1000!
When I saw your name and atavar I though you were 65 and smoked a pipe!
<<<<<<<<<<< is in a deep mood but hey ho your only as old as the woman you feel :rascal:
well I am 34 !!!
So your 34 PK is 25 so if I divide the differance that gives an age of 29 (in my head it does any how)
Great stuff I've just shaved 12 months off my age with a couple of posts
its been ages since I've hijacked a thread
**hijacked** still love u all tho... :twisted:
Sexlightened
i was having a lil pervy peek at the rate me site's. mainly made up fakes and idiots,
so i thought we fun peeps on sh can have our own,
rate the avitar before you, on a scale of 1 - 10
if its a good score put why, if its not to good dont put anything, dont want to offend to many peeps,
this is a bit of fun, not a slanging session so please dont ban it :cry:
**i dont like being first but im ready for a kicking! bring it on, lol *
so i thought we fun peeps on sh can have our own,
rate the avitar before you, on a scale of 1 - 10
if its a good score put why, if its not to good dont put anything, dont want to offend to many peeps,
this is a bit of fun, not a slanging session so please dont ban it :cry:
**i dont like being first but im ready for a kicking! bring it on, lol *
Sexlightened
Quote by insane1
Maybe I'm being cynical, but if a guy puts that he's very discreet on his profile, surely it means he's married/attached/spoken for and that he don't want the world to know.
Or am I reading these profiles all wrong???
And I personally would never meet a married man, I'm too scared of the wives!
i think that may be ment as in ''if your a married or '''almost single'' female'' i can be discrete, who knows, thats just my opinion,
*putting my pink ear-muffs back on and going back to sleep*
Sexlightened
Quote by Bigpaul44
I know you didn't someone else did
Who called you an ASS
: i've read this full thread and can't see it anywhere :?:Abiline did and i'm going to go away and cry my eyes out.
seriously though this is great fun at least thanks for looking!
The truth is the question i posed was taken out of context (may be i should be a NOTW reporte)r so apologies to all who had taken 's done to death now so i'm going home for my tea.
dont mean to be a ass :twisted: or nothing but i thought you were at home off work???
Sexlightened
Quote by keeno
The Ashanti people say "When the fool is told a proverb its meaning has to be explained to him." I'm sure these ones don't need explaining: simply match the end of each proverb with its beginning.
Every eunuch scoffs at...its own bottom
Good wine needs... No bush
Lies in newspapers are like... Rat droppings in clear soup
No tree falls on... The first stroke
Every tub must stand on... His master's prick
An onion offered with love is worth... A sheep
Options:
a) ...A sheep
b) ...No bush
c) ...The first stroke
d) ...His master's prick
e) ...Its own bottom
f) ...Rat droppings in clear soup.
Sexlightened
Quote by keeno
Here are some sexual habits of various members of the Animal Kingdom. All we need is for you to fill in the blanks.
After sex, the male leaves a three-centimetre plug in the female's vagina to prevent rivals from inseminating her.
bite each other so violently during sex that they often both end up covered in blood.
Female are only on heat for four days, once every four years.
Female round up four or five male and have sex with them one after another.
Occasionally, after mating, one will bite the penis completely off of its partner; it doesn't grow back.
It's very hard for to have sex. The male has to penetrate his partner while balancing on hind legs. If he misses, he still ejaculates and on a windy day these strands of semen can waft across the zoo.
Japanese researchers studying copulation in the European or Black earwig, noticed that the male rocked backward and forward. For some reason, they decided to see what would happen if they pinched the bum of the male while he was rocking. What happened next?
Sexlightened
Quote by CarrieAnn
if anybody needs a cocktail barman i have naked barmans outfit!
Thanks for the tips teachme........................so if I can arrange a biking/camping weekend next summer, do you think you'll have room for the naked barman's outfit??
CA x
as long as its warm enuf,
and we'd have to build a bar in the midle of a feild,,
(never made a cocktail for a lamb before!)
I'll keep ya warm enough honey :twisted:
The bar is no problem at all - we used the back of our car last time
I've got all sorts of alcohol in the house (vodka, malibu, jamesons, jd, amaretto, gin, tia maria, bacardi and triple sec) and am going to try each flavour of jelly (strawberry, raspberry, blackcurrant, orange and lemin and lime) with each alcohol :shock:
I'll see you all in about 2 weeks when I've sobered up :lol:
CA x
ameretto god what a nice drink........
if you've got all this alcohol in your house ill have to cum round and entertain... but get a ice basher thingy.
i could have you on your back in 3 drinks (drunk on back dirty minded people)
and im gonna hold you to your promise of keeping me warm! actually im v cold now,
:wink: :wink: :wink: 
Sexlightened
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Can I be greedy and say all 4?
A nice smile and friendly eyes does it for me.
Yep, you certainly have all of those Mrs Bedz :twisted:
how can you see her eyes? are threre pictures we dont know about?
Well how do you know we havent met? :P :P :P
And thanks Devon1
hehehegood piont, i withdraw my message,
and congrates on the eyes,
I love it....
I'm only messing with ya... :kiss:
feel free to mess with me anytime mrs beds.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
hwoar:
Sexlightened
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Can I be greedy and say all 4?
A nice smile and friendly eyes does it for me.
Yep, you certainly have all of those Mrs Bedz :twisted:
how can you see her eyes? are threre pictures we dont know about?
Well how do you know we havent met? :P :P :P
And thanks Devon1
hehehegood piont, i withdraw my message,
and congrates on the eyes,
Sexlightened
from my side i was still living with my ex partner waiting for the house to be sold,
(well half the time, the other time she was living with my ex best friend....
)
and stupidly i still wanted her back as i had built her up to the idea of swinging, she took the other option of swinging on her own, ohwell,,,,,
so therfore i put almost single, and just didnt think about it until this post,
so i admit to being one of those who have changed it,
(well half the time, the other time she was living with my ex best friend....
)and stupidly i still wanted her back as i had built her up to the idea of swinging, she took the other option of swinging on her own, ohwell,,,,,
so therfore i put almost single, and just didnt think about it until this post,
so i admit to being one of those who have changed it,
Sexlightened
Quote by PoloLady
It is however considered by quite a few people to be good manners to share something of yourself before probing quite specific details from other people.
apologies to all if it has come across bad mannered,
the reason i started this subject was due to the fact that i went and had a look at the people who enjoy the same ideas and experiences as me in the local area, as im sure most people on sh have at some piont,
and i found a profile of somebody i know, which lead to nervous but eventually fun email ping pong,
although we have never met in a sexual way, we do have the occasional drink, but the first time we met faceto face again my arse hole was twitching like a bunny rabbits nose,,, i dont know why,
Sexlightened
After reading alot of the reply's to other posts about vanilla friends and the need for SOME people to keep swinging seperate from there daily life,
i was wondering if anybody has been recognised by somebody off here,
or somebody who you really didnt want to find out your fun lifestyle.
i was wondering if anybody has been recognised by somebody off here,
or somebody who you really didnt want to find out your fun lifestyle.
