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teachme
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by CarrieAnn

if anybody needs a cocktail barman i have naked barmans outfit! redface

Thanks for the tips teachme........................so if I can arrange a biking/camping weekend next summer, do you think you'll have room for the naked barman's outfit?? rotflmao
CA x
as long as its warm enuf, cool
and we'd have to build a bar in the midle of a feild,,
(never made a cocktail for a lamb before!)
you need to do more cardio, its the quickest way of loosing weight and your gut ,,
forget the weights for the minute as when you build muscle around fat it actually makes you look bigger,
good luck.
Quote by Kiss
anymore than I would tell them about my medical fetsih. lol

rotflmao
Is your laughter because you think I'll look silly with my stethoscope or because I miss-placed one letter? And if it's something else then tell me in private!
cool
IN EDIT: Now I understand. :lol:
medical fetish? (or fetsih) tell us more kiss?
p.s im okto hijack my own thread aint i? redface
polo you should be a lawyer,
you've got a very intelligent head on your shoulders,
i would say beauty and brains but i havnt got a clue what you look like.... but im sure you are,
great body by the way,
kiss
the label 'swinger''
sorry should have made it a little clearer surprisedops
sorry polo,,:
Although this thread has prob been done before im interested to know if this lifestyle that we live is open for all to know about, as in friends and family
do you keep it quiet from all apart from likeminded people?
or
are you so open about it that your next door neighbour and there pets know?
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You just can't help yourself... you flirt with everyone you know.
Guys, girls, crushes, and friends. They're all victims to your charm.
You're into silly innuendos, sexy jokes, and playful touches.
You are a huge flirt, yet you never make anyone (too) uncomfortable!
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that was fun,,,,,
again again again.
im pretty new to the forums but not the swinging scene,
if there was one thing i wish id done before setting out on the long, fun, scary but mostly amazing trip that is swinging its that i wished id spent more time here on the forums, theres so much you can learn and i was welcomed by all,
dont be afraid to ask, ive learnt more in a week than 4 years of trying to figure it all out on my own,
which leads me on to say thanks again to sassy, shireen, kiss, and everybody else who just manages to put a huge smile on my face everyday when i log in,,, :wave2:
shit,,,, i think im turning soft..
:giggle:
lmao, what pub were you in? sounds like a VERY friendly pub..
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Steve is Nomad_Soul teachme :lol2:
Happy birthday hun kiss
Caroline :kiss:

cheers shirren,,,, and sorry nomad,
p.s its my bday in a week and a half, woo hoo dont think ill be getting anything in bed on the morning tho,, :cry:
well done mate,,
i dont know you but felt you deserved another compliment,
good to see the hard work has paid off,, go for it,
:thrilled:
Thanks for that teachme - I've added it to the menu list on page 1 biggrin Also, does this drink have a name already:
as much vodka as you like; a splash of grenadine; lemonade???
If not, we'll have to sort that!!!!
Juniper - hope it works for you and let us know if it does so that I can update the list kiss
Darkfire and Earthy - get a room (but make sure you let me know which one it is :twisted: )
CA x
not that ive heard off,,, if u take the grenadine away and add lime its a vodka seven,,
grenadine is only really a colouring, but you can make it look good,
do a sex on the beach, vodka orange juice, and then put a little genadine on the top and it should stay there to give a nice firey effect,
really easy but makes you look good to the guests,, lol
if anybody needs a cocktail barman i have naked barmans outfit! redface
er,, who's steve?
whoever you are mate,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
and it sounds like you have someone special there,,,,,
good on ya,
have a great day.
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Quote by Argt05

And Juniper is sooo right ..when a lady gets off the bike and does that hair thing. woo bloody hoo!
:

It's complete bollocks and only happens in commercials confused
Helmet hair is a curse and a right royal pain in the arse as it spoils the look. What's the point of looking sizzling hot in your leathers only to take your lid off to reveal hair that looks like it's been sprayed on :?
SO TRUE!
I took a ex out on my bike and when we finally got there (wales,hour away) she got off walking like john wayne and hair like she'd been asleep for a month,
needless to say she was not very happy and never got on the back again,
leathers do make your bum look sexier tho, although the package disapears........
and im jelous now, only got a cbr600 (yellow and black) so it looks like yours is bigger than mine! rolleyes :?
Hmmmm. we are talking about CBR's right?? wink
Anwhow, I'll have you know that Wales is on a par with France-
well apart from the sexy accent, the style, the WINE, the beaches, the beautiful people, the FOOD, oh sugar what am i doing.... sad
well, one thing anyway!
Both when entering any establishment as soon as they know u r English, will start talking native tongue and ignore you for as long as they can!
I might ju
lol
May I just add, that although i am Welsh and Proud, i don't advocate such behavior
tee hee.
X :twisted:
cheers, ill bear that in mind the next time we all go down that way, prob be early next year now,
Quote by Sassy-Seren
wales,hour away

Is that all? innocent
if it was my choice id have gone to france,, lol
fuck me, subtlety is wasted on you isn't it? :dry:
:cry: sorry, monday morning, trying to work and post,,, sh is winning as always,,
:rose:
Quote by CarrieAnn
Well, I've just had my first ever attempt at making vodka jelly............................................
and...........................................................
IT'S FERKIN ACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used 1/2 pint of boiling water n 1/4 pint of vodka n it's set really well!!!
Sooooooooooooo...................if I start talking more s***e than usual as the evening progresses, you'll know why :giggle: :beer: :crazy: drinkies
Jellies
1. Strawberry Vodka jelly - jelly crystals, 1/2 pint boiling water, 1/4 pint Vodka. Works really well and goes down even better!!!
2. I've made blackcurrant, raspberry and lime vodka jellies, each with about a quarter of a pint of boiling water and half a pint of vodka. They were quite strong. (supplied by Mrs FB)
Cocktails
1. Godfather - equal amounts of JD and Amaretto with coke as desired hmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
2. Blackjack - equal amounts of JD and black sambuka with coke as desired - be careful with this one!
Shooters
1. Slippery nipple - 1/2 shot white sambuka, 1/2 shot Baileys - down in 1!!!!!!!!!!
CA x

same as carrie ann said, and just add the apple juice,
plus it takes a while to kick in,
or if you have a ice crusher handy i can give you some cocktails that will knock your socks off, with no headache after! :beer:
Have you ever arranged a meet based on chatting to someone as a couple or as a single and when you've met you've changed your mind ot thought errr no chance?
was it easy to do?
how did they take it?
would you go through with it to spare there feelings?
(no it hasnt happened to me, yet)
Quote by Sassy-Seren
wales,hour away

Is that all? innocent
if it was my choice id have gone to france,, lol
i used to be a flairing bar man in zante,,, in my younger madder years, (ok 2 years ago)
and if you ever need a special cocktail let me know,
oh and the best way to make vodka jelly is the use the mix as you posted but add half a carton of fresh apple juice, takes the initial wallop off it,,
hope that helps. confused: wink
Quote by Argt05

And Juniper is sooo right ..when a lady gets off the bike and does that hair thing. woo bloody hoo!
:

It's complete bollocks and only happens in commercials confused
Helmet hair is a curse and a right royal pain in the arse as it spoils the look. What's the point of looking sizzling hot in your leathers only to take your lid off to reveal hair that looks like it's been sprayed on :?
SO TRUE!
I took a ex out on my bike and when we finally got there (wales,hour away) she got off walking like john wayne and hair like she'd been asleep for a month,
needless to say she was not very happy and never got on the back again,
leathers do make your bum look sexier tho, although the package disapears........
and im jelous now, only got a cbr600 (yellow and black) so it looks like yours is bigger than mine! rolleyes :?
Quote by Bi_Lisa
Both and at the same time please biggrin

you'd have to be really bendy to do that one lisa,,, 69position
im gonna start practising,,,, wink
i think you left them at mine,,,, lol
fancy standing in my living room over xmas? i could hang a great decoration of your nips, lol
Quote by Darkfire
its times like this i wish i had a nipple clamp emotion!

:giggle:
good one! you're settling in the Cafe just nicely wink
thanks darkfire, it puts asmile on my face while working,,, and i get to meet people as nutty as me, :wink:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
There's no 'innies' vote redface

ill put a vote on that for you sassy....
do innies become outies when cold?
end of nose,,,
only ever had one there once and didnt go out for a week!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
There's a huge difference in telling little white lies to be tactful or something and the huge great tarantula sized whoppers which are done to suit that person's own purpose.
We've all told little porkies I'm guessing - pulling a sickie from work, why you didn't do your homework, I haven't touched a chocolate bar in months, the dress doesn't really suit me not that it's too small, even the old Xmas adage 'it's just what I've always wanted' etc etc - I don't see them as doing anyone any real harm.
Lies used to cheat someone, make a fool of them or to cover something more serious or sinister is a different kettle of fish evil

I think a 'white' lie is sometimes ok to say, but only when it involves another persons emotions, if a random question is asked, as said before about ''does my arse look big in this'' to answer yes it looks like a hippo reversing is not a good answer and will prob upset them,
where as a simple 'white lie', yes you look great, will boost there confidence and nobody is hurt,
as pionted out at the bgining thee are degree's of lie's and when it starts hurting, or damaging peoples life's then thats the piont it is a full blown lie,