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teachme
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by PoloLady
I had to vote 'small' - I think men look silly with big round perky nipples confused

ha oooops sorry, i ment lady's boobs,,,
and kiss you have the perfect nipples, from what i can see, cool (not a chat up line just a observation)
Ive seen loads of threads about cocks and size and girth etc but none about nipples,,
so i thought id start this strange one,
does nipple size matter?
long nips, big round nips, little nips, brown nips, pale nips?
what are you view's?
personally i love big nipples, as well as large round ones, (just thought id let you know)
p.s a lady with a pierced nipple is a huge turn on, n i dont know why confused :shock:
lol :lol:
morning sassy,,,
unfortunatly no it wont be yours :cry:
but at least when we go we can walk in together n look like we totally calm and collected instead of a bag of nerves, lol
MMMmmmmm Shibari! :inlove:
im lost again. :shock:
whats that mean? sorry for being thick..
x
Quote by PoloLady
thanks for that, but aint he ugly? :cry:
well if its mainly a party ill try and get a invite, like a good piss up!!!

You'll need to drink a lot rotflmao
cheers, ill take a bottle with me,, i'll prob forget where im going and wake up in a bush wink
k, sitting at work board so thought of a old game to play with you guy's
ill start with a band / Singer / pop group that starts with A,
then the next person adds a band starting with B, and so on and so forth...
k, ready? here goes... confused :?
Anastasia
Quote by Shireen_Mids
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
redface Sorry teachme I am sure it wasn't funny at the time :therethere:
I cant comment about Cannock, I haven't been there after dark :giggle:

its not that bad after dark now, wink
there loads of new places opened, so quite a good night,
plus we have ansons bank, :wink: lol cool
Quote by Shireen_Mids
need to get a new one this year as well due to very drunk incident which involved broken tree and sore nackers,,,

I think you need to share that story :giggle:
i came home from a night on the town (well cannock if you can call it a town) with a few mates and while trying to get to the sofa i went head over tit through the tree,
that wasnt the problem, the problem was that it snapped about 2 thirds of the way down and just caught my ball bag, which was totally funny to my friends and me at the time but not so funny when i woke up feeling like id been kicked by a donkey...
anyway having mini 23cm high plastic tree this year!
put mine up on the 9th as its the day after my birthday and it wouldnt feel as special with a tree and birhtday cards,,,,,,,
need to get a new one this year as well due to very drunk incident which involved broken tree and sore nackers,,,
top tooooons
lily allens new songs are good... always put you in the swaying at the coputor mood....
she's on t radio now,,, and im swaying
(hmmm, may still be pissed!)
also i noticed tenacious d was put forward, has anybody seen the video of it? AMAZING!
jack black as a angel,
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm yet to do my first munch too :shock: It was going to be the Wigan one but circumstances dictate as norm so my first will be at Notts in January. I'm going to view it as a huge party with loads of flirting and hopefully, a diary full of contacts wink ....ok, maybe one or two then rolleyes
I've met a few people at socials before now so hopefully I'll find someone I know to hold my hand until I get into the swing of things ( no pun intended :giggle: )
you'll be fine teachme kiss
btw...........(in best Joey voice) ...How you doing? :rascal:

redface surprisedops:
ha love the joey impression,
if i start shaking ill email you and you can take me sassy. but im sure as soon as ive had a few bicardi and cokes ill be fine, (maybe even a bottle)
Quote by Mistress_39
Teachme - you are welcome......
So what do you think you are? sub or Dom?
Just call me nosey (and take the consequences, lol) or maybe im on a recruitment drive.....

i think im sub, i say think because i like being told what to do,, plus the challenge and excitment of not knowing what going to happen next,,,
i wouldnt dream of calling you nosey,, wink it might hurt,
and feel free to try and recruit me,, or at least try cool
thanks for that, but aint he ugly? :cry:
well if its mainly a party ill try and get a invite, like a good piss up!!!
Quote by Mistress_39
If you talk to any person with a taste for BDSM you will never get the same response.....the whole point is that is personal to the individual.
First thing you need to discover is are you sub or dom.........you may already know or you may want to try both....
Some folk just like the occasional smack on the bum and others like much more......
Try things, that is the only way to discover what you like and dont like. `if you have a regular partner who shares your interests then that will help as they will get to know your limits. Always use a safe word so that you can stop if things go further than you are comfortable with.
BDSM mostly utilises the most important sexual organ of the body - the brain.....
Feel free to pm me

Thanks mistress,,,
using the brain is very apealing and i think thats why the tease factor and forplay are sometimes as good as the sex, if you get what i mean,
also the partner thing is the problem, although i have a 'buddy' she is not interested in bondage, she says its just something she doesnt want to do, which is fine because id never want anybody to do anything there not comfortable with,
id like to be introduced into it with maybe a mistress or a dom couple, a nice couple, lol
but thanks for the advice very helpful,
As you prob can tell im new to the forums but not to sh,,,
and i was thinking of going to a local munch a 'buddy'(if invited of course)
but, and theres always a but, im a lil nervous,
does everybody get like that on there first munch or is it just me being a big girl?
i think i may come into the skivers catag,,
beats working i suppose,
until my boss catch's me and then ill have to see if i can take up swinging as a proffesion.
anybody got a swinging job for me?! rolleyes :roll: sad
dont know why that was posted twice,,,, oooops
cheers for the welcome,, ive been a member of sh for a few years but only just been into the cafe,
is there only a few regulars always on here?
lol
woo hoo i made a good decision,,,,lol
about bloody time, you'd think after 27 yrs on this planet choices would be a little easier..........
lol :lol: :lol:
woo hoo i made a good decision,,,,lol
about bloody time, you'd think after 27 yrs on this planet choices would be a little easier..........
lol :lol: :lol:
what about couples?
i met a great couple and had some great timesw with them,
but the fem side asked to start meeting alone and it seemed a little to much so i stopped seeing them, think i did the right thing?
what are you ideas or opinions on bondage?
light bondage?
hard bondage?
or the hard core people..... extreme bondage?
also has anybody been hogtied? whats it like?
its a idea as well as a fantasy so i need some help with idea's :shock:
cheers guys n gals
Not sure if this thread has ever been done before,
but i was wondering if its poss to keep your feelings and emotions out of it if you have a swinging buddy, with who you spend all that time with and enjoy the more intemate sessions with,
can it be done?
also it would be nice to know if its the same for the lady's??
lol :lol:
i also think that the way people put there piont across in writing doesnt always mean what they think, it can be hard to get acoss what you want or dont want as the case may be, without offending somebody in some way,
plus theres always the people who will moan or take anything the wrong way,,
is this a valid point or have i lost the plot again, lol
:shock: