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tigersgobounce69
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
Straight Male, 50
UK

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I suppose we better come to bring some civility to the proceedings lol
BUT. we aint doing fancy dress, well actually I could come dress in my gi then I could beat up kbuk for being a little shit..... He is due for :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring:
and he gonna get it good lol
see you there babe's
Dont worry Ophoeus you're not losing your marbles babe, cause I remember them all, very very clearly.
I even know that Mr Tigs (who is considerably younger than me) remembers some of them as well
Ahhh that was when kids tv was quality tv biggrin
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One for Tiggersgobounce:-
Q: FAVOUTRITE WOOD?
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YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are so gonna get :boxing: :boxing: smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
FULL NAME: Tigersgobounce69
WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: None, we are in bed (naked)
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: The wind, the traffic, and the cat cleaning itself
ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: No
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: Pasta, cheese, chicken and king prawns
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: Purple
HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: Black, cos its at night
LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: My Sister
FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX: Eyes
HOW ARE YOU TODAY: Tired
FAVE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Tea
FAVE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Anything with alcohol in it biggrin.
FAVE SPORTS: any kind of Martial Art
FAVE HAIR COLOUR: Red/burnette(woman)/Black/Brown(men)
FAVE EYE COLOUR: Brown (men) Blue (women)
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: No
SIBLINGS: 2 Sisters, 1 Brothers (Mrs Tigs)
FAVE MONTH: July (Mr Tigs Birthday) and Feb (kids birthdays)
FAVE FOODS: Italian
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galexy
FAVE DAY OF YEAR: Feb (9, Feb 28 (kids birthday)
SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Sun
ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: NO !!
DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: Marmite YUM YUM YUM YUM
SUMMER OR WINTER: Summer (lots of naked bodies mmmmmm)
HUGS OR KISSES: long kisses
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE-CREAM: Icecream has to be Joes (Swansea yum)
DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: erm, of course.
WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: wouldnt have a clue
WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Ditto
SMOKE: Sometimes
WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: Harry Potter series
DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: Yes, blast it
FAVE SOAP: Dove , oooopsss you mean soap as in TV, dont watch them lol
WHAT INSPIRES YOU: Passion
STORMS COOL OR SCARY: bloody fantastic
FAVE ALBUM: havent really got one
BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: buttered
FAVE CRISPS: french fries
FAVE CAR: My Sam (my red fiesta)
FAVE FLOWER: Roses (Red)
HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY-RING: 4, and 2 special key rings from mr Tigs
CAN YOU JUGGLE: yep but only with balls
FAVE DAY OF WEEK: Friday, cos got the whole weekend to look forward to
RED OR WHITE WINE: White
WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: Went Out, but cant remember where
DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: did a long while ago
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: Reading through the rest of the forum and going into chatroom
FANCY A SHAG: I never say no, but as mr Tigs is asleep next to me I'll wait till the morning then have my wicked way with him :D
Right just woken up and thought we would do our thank you's. Firstly, Wishmaster thanks for the invite, the party was brilliant. Hope you had a good time babe.
Sorry for the ususl blur on these threads but here we go:
For all the people that we already knew, it was great to catch up and chat. To all the people that we didnt know and met for the first time, it was great meeting you all and hope to see you all soon.
Hi Honey,
Well me and mr Tigers are due to get married in 73 days time, this is my second time round, his first. The first time round I did the BIG HUGE thing and stressed my head off for over 2 years.
This time round we decided at the end of Jan this year and I turned all the plans over to Mr Tigs and he has planned the whole thing and arranged everything. Its been fabulous, Ive not stressed once and cant wait for the day.
So my advice, hand all the arrangements over to someone else and sit back and enjoy the ride.
Best of luck to you both
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You missed out the one that had Lime in, The mint one (Yum) and the white chocolate one (YUK)
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Just to go over what everyone else has said A BIG thanks to Dreamer Helen for arranging it, the venue was fantastic.
Great to meet up with old friends and meet new.
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hi all
iv got a friend who has a thing 4 wood. i dont mean the male kind, i meen the tree kind is she weird or is this something antone else has encounted
p.s any wood puns u can think of will b greatly appreciated.
thanks xxxx

Glenn27,
I think that it very very strange and she is weird. I new some one that used to work in a the timber trade and every time they went out they would look at the tables and the chairs and comment on what wood it was.
I could cope with that but what became annoying was his wife would bitch, moanand winge about him doing it all a night and all the time and yet she did it herself when round a friends and didnt even realise she was doing it. Now i find that strange stupid and weird annoying.
As for puns, I WOODnt like to make comment as i fear the consequences
MR TIGS
Happy Birthday Wishmaster
Have a really fantastic day and an even more fantastic Night
Love
us
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXY LADY
Guess what its PAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY TIME
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
We will see you tonight and Im sure ill call you at least once or twice today babe
Love you loads
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Hi ya,
We come on the site every now and again, and was wondering if we could cum at your party blast LOL
Not sure who can vouch for us but im sure some one will rolleyes
If we arnt welcome TUFF SHIT we are gate crashing cos we know where you live :sparring: :boxing: :sparring: lol
Happy b'day you old cow, just remember im still younger than you (MR TIGS)
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Love tigersgo :bounce: 69
Roll on Friday
So sorry to hear what happened, you must be feeling terrible. If she was a true friend she would accept you as you are, warts and all.
You are a lovely person and it is your friends loss, to be losing such a nice honest friendly person
Big Hugs babe :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
:kiss :kiss
Im actually very sub when it comes to me and Mr Tigs, but when it comes to fem or fem I find that I can be very dom.
So I suppose that would make me a switch biggrin
I believe that Im actually very very quiet rolleyes
But..........................Mr Tigs, My Kids, My Neighbours and basically the rest of the street just dont agree with me
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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i personally wouldnt vote for anyone. they all a bunch of sleezy crooks that lie and cheat and act like a bunch of rowdy kids when having their little perthetic debates. i have to pay taxes and obide by the laws of this land, while being treated like a dog and not being given the same rights as any other menber of socierty. theres three main partys that are all the same, democracy they say lol. i personally think its all a smoke screen to pull the wool over our eyes to stop us seeing whats really going on. if i had the choice id vote the illuminated ones, they run the show anyway, dont they? wink . what id really love to do is make the worlds biggest bonfire and chuck the lot of them on it, finnish what guy falwkes started......just an idea :idea: :twisted:

Our sentiments exactly, but then we would have sugar coated in a little lol
Got to agree with most of the ladies here, I masturbate very often, I find it a brilliant stress reliever.
Me and Mr Tiggs use it during foreplay also, there is nothing sexier than watching him wank himself off and he loves watching me and telling me what to do mmmmm nice thoughtsmmmmmmm
Most of my vanilla friends also mastubate as well and talk freely about it, but then I have come across the odd one or two that say, OMG id never do that!! which I think is total bull s**t lol, cause I think all women do or have at least tried it.
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I got all of them wrong, but my daughter got the first 3 correct and then argued about the last answer, saying No she would have used the bloody bridge lol
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Still hasnt got a bloody clue
dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
Please give us the answer
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Good advice, but how the fook does it work???

Just click on chatroom and join, if you have any problem go to SH Help
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Hi Ya
Me and Mr Tiggs have met and became friends with a few of the elusive single bi fem's.
All we can say is be patient, starting chatting to people and get yourself known
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hi ya
Me and Mr Tigs have had the same [roblem, and must admit that we do keep trying but them we start getting a little suspicios casue they are being so vague.
But we havent given up fully and will just keep trying
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