However, if unfortunately you got none - come over here and we'll have a toast to our poor luck
Tom.
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I’m not so fit, I’m not too tall
My “man’s best friend†is rather small
I’ve got no pics of hard erection
To prove tremendous satisfaction.
I’m very highly educated
But does it count when I am naked?
I know to cook, I’m good in singing
But would it help me into swinging?
I’m sitting here all day and night
Your tits and pussies in my sight
And try to make a new invention
To bring myself to your attention
A friendly drink, a clever talk,
Maybe a movie or a walk -
All these can get us nice and close
Before we tear away our clothes.
So please, good ladies, don’t be mad,
Go, have a look into my ad
And if you get enthusiasm
It may well lead to nice orgasm.
Don’t hesitate - it’s ME to choose
There’s nothing here for you to lose
‘cause if I fail at kinky times
At least I still can write you rhymes!
Tom.
My “man’s best friend†is rather small
I’ve got no pics of hard erection
To prove tremendous satisfaction.
I’m very highly educated
But does it count when I am naked?
I know to cook, I’m good in singing
But would it help me into swinging?
I’m sitting here all day and night
Your tits and pussies in my sight
And try to make a new invention
To bring myself to your attention
A friendly drink, a clever talk,
Maybe a movie or a walk -
All these can get us nice and close
Before we tear away our clothes.
So please, good ladies, don’t be mad,
Go, have a look into my ad
And if you get enthusiasm
It may well lead to nice orgasm.
Don’t hesitate - it’s ME to choose
There’s nothing here for you to lose
‘cause if I fail at kinky times
At least I still can write you rhymes!
Tom.
Hi folks,
I live abroad but will be visiting London for a week for business. I am a 51 y/o man, very highly educated, gentle and friendly. Can you advice me please:
1) about pubs or bars where there is a better chance to meet single mature and high-classs ladies for occasional companionship (not hookers!)?
2) what is the attitude towards single males showing up at swingers' clubs?
3) what is a munch? who is expected to participate?
4) I am sraight but bi-curious (and inexperienced). Is it a good idea to go to a gay pub/club/sauna?
Thanks is advance for everybody who bothers to answer. :love:
Tom.
I live abroad but will be visiting London for a week for business. I am a 51 y/o man, very highly educated, gentle and friendly. Can you advice me please:
1) about pubs or bars where there is a better chance to meet single mature and high-classs ladies for occasional companionship (not hookers!)?
2) what is the attitude towards single males showing up at swingers' clubs?
3) what is a munch? who is expected to participate?
4) I am sraight but bi-curious (and inexperienced). Is it a good idea to go to a gay pub/club/sauna?
Thanks is advance for everybody who bothers to answer. :love:
Tom.
I am a mature gentleman visiting London 17-24 September. Would love to meet YOU: a sexy mature lady to join in swinging clubs. I am a true gentleman, good looking, not pushy and very considerative. Will let you guide, and we will go only as far as you find appropriate for yourself. I can also accomodate you if you prefer 1-on-1 fun, including dinner, breakfast and all in between. Please PM.
. Seeking an open-minded lady, who would like to explore the experience together. e-mail me 