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tony000uk
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester

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Hi PoloLady,
I'm Tony, I live in Bromsgrove, in my early forties....sad I know! Healthy, clean, 5' 10" with a toned 14st frame, blue eyes and a full head of short hair and own teeth. Well educated, travelled and professional, friendly and very easy to get on with and game for no strings safe encounters.
I would like you to feel comfortable with me, love foreplay, sensuality and being attentive to your needs. Very open minded, willing to try most things with limits respected and can be bi in the right circumstances.
I'm thinking of going to Chams on Friday and would love to meet up with you but alas due to your criteria, my age has probably let me down if not more......hey ho!
PM me if you're interested.
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Gone with the pants.................have not seen it yet
I like pants!
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
having a small or average sized wilbur isn't the end of the world,it just means you have to pay a bit more attention to the skills you do have,,I haven't got the largest wang in the world by any means,but,I have been told I have a very talented tongue,there are plenty of ways to please your partner,the only limit to which is your imagination smile

i totally agree
as i have said b4 on a thread i find men with smaller 'wilburs' make better lover cause they put more effort inot the oral/4play rather than just turning up with a big cock and expecting u to work for it, and i like the 4play bit better than the shag anyway lol
now last time i said that i had some guys on my case who said he had a big cock and took offence to the fact i suggested he was crap at oral so can i just say i am not saying that at all, its just how i have found things wink
I agree entirely, size is not everything, I blame my dad myself .....size 6 feet?
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Jennaj,
I'd love a massage but you may have to use xtra xtra amounts of oil as my fur will soak it all up
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488 mph, addictive and getting a bit worried because I'm quite enjoying it
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Quote by mellow
i only managed a measley 347mph.....wonder if that's because i'm a pacifist??

464 mph, my eyes are watering :cry:
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Its not big and its not clever wink :wink:

Jealousy will get you no where!
No they're right, not big not clever, you want pussy and wanna pick a fight?
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Quote by JonJon
I'm liking this thread, it's making me feel very young biggrin Donnie Osmond has a sister ???
Edit - Hmm, she seems to have a worrying affinity to frightening china dolls confused

Marie wasn't it?
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Quote by redstilletto
what a brill questionaire
got me spot on
swedish lapphuund

Same as me Red, do you think they flirt as well?
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Quote by redstilletto
is that lovely terry wogan on there to
:twisted:
and gerrys cool

Hmmmmm
Terry Wogan and Donny Osmond .......
Anyone see a pattern emerging confused:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm the word retirement springs to mind, specially Tezza.
bolt
wink
include val doonigan to .......................and red a happy woman
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Quote by dambuster
Why ?

I would
So would I if she let me.
I'd even ask
I'd even....................put in writing to her agent.
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Quote by Happy Cats
The last message was for the fat white cat thingy!

Well! I'm outraged and humiliated! lol
Its just the way i'm sat!

Does your fat white cat thingy wanna mess with my obese tabby cat thingy?
Yours is just a soft Worcestershire flabby tabby whereas I'm just chilling after a strenuous workout.
I'm like a coiled spring! :lol:
I'll be having words with the soft flabby tabby, he told me he needs his food and has been working out.......its all muscle he said rolleyes
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Quote by redstilletto
dare me
oooooooooooo
just you wait....................
me flirt but you taught me so well debbs
wink

Yes DARE, but you still haven't...................I'm waiting.
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Quote by redstilletto
shes gonna bed
:twisted:
so you want us girls to tell you all our troubles
:twisted:

I DARE YOU to PM me with them!
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Quote by Debbiewebs

Being serious now, Debs pm me if you need to, not here on the forum, sorry to be a pain. Swomp me if you like, but I feel debs is the one in need, dont wont phone numbers either. Does that seem strange?

oooooo sorry babes for taking the piss!.............dident meen to sound harse!
But MR Debs is me counsiler!..........and he does a fine job.......making sure i am am daft as i am lol
but thanks!....and no where you are!.....but in your siggy you say your a MONKEY! :shock: :shock:
You weren't takin the piss, good for mr Debs,.Yes I am a bit of a monkey, can't help it it's they way I was born, monkey like, and cheeky at thay...........sorted.
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Quote by tony000uk

You are right to get it off your chest how you feel, if you feel you need to talk to some impartial, then I may be able to help.........yes I know I've only just joined this site but I have many years experience and counselling.........supp 2 you.
The offers there. please pm me if you want

weeeee heeeeee oooooooooooooooo girls we have are very own FREE S/H counseler
well sos babes!........................... but if i go to ya for counseling all the other girls have to go to!
now where shell we start!
pmt
and the change!
tarts that give me there moble number rotflmao
come on girls let swomp him
are you ready! wink :wink:
hey babes hope you have all night!.........as we are lining up here! :bounce: :bounce:
Being serious now, Debs pm me if you need to, not here on the forum, sorry to be a pain. Swomp me if you like, but I feel debs is the one in need, dont wont phone numbers either. Does that seem strange?
It's all gone quite.
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Quote by Debbiewebs

You are right to get it off your chest how you feel, if you feel you need to talk to some impartial, then I may be able to help.........yes I know I've only just joined this site but I have many years experience and counselling.........supp 2 you.
The offers there. please pm me if you want

weeeee heeeeee oooooooooooooooo girls we have are very own FREE S/H counseler
well sos babes!........................... but if i go to ya for counseling all the other girls have to go to!
now where shell we start!
pmt
and the change!
tarts that give me there moble number rotflmao
come on girls let swomp him
are you ready! wink :wink:
hey babes hope you have all night!.........as we are lining up here! :bounce: :bounce:
Being serious now, Debs pm me if you need to, not here on the forum, sorry to be a pain. Swomp me if you like, but I feel debs is the one in need, dont wont phone numbers either. Does that seem strange?
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Quote by JonJon
Miserable bloody lot ! What about the carol singers, mince pies, festive telly ? Oh... ok... I see your point confused

Exactly, mince pie my feckin eye.............tis all bollox, carol singers are a pain in the arse. they're always pissed ( perhaps not such a bad thing), festered telly, what only fools and fecken orses again, rarther eat gravel this xmas special circa 1992...do me a favour!
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Quote by Debbiewebs
Feckin timewaster.
Sheesh, non swingers on a swingers forum really get my goat.
No they don't. I'm kidding. Want you to stay right here, hun, you know how much I missed you the other day when you weren't here.
Take your time. Good things come to those that wait.
:love:

passionkiss
sorry if this looks like anouther!................you no what!....bloody hell forgot what ya call it now!. :doh: ..i dont meen it to be!....honist!................its just the way i am!....i post how i feel!
i just cannot hide me feelings some times! redface surprisedops:
ooooooo dear!....must be anoring some peeps now
better get in me box
i think you all have realised that by now! :oops: :oops:
You are right to get it off your chest how you feel, if you feel you need to talk to some impartial, then I may be able to help.........yes I know I've only just joined this site but I have many years experience and counselling.........supp 2 you.
The offers there. please pm me if you want
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Quote by Vix
Christmas? Christmas my ARSE.
Bloody glad the kids go to their dads for the whole shebang.

I feckin hate it!, silent night holy shite, new years better.
Can't see very well after 4 triple vodkas and coke, probabllllllly cant spell very well either redface
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Bugger off you lot rotflmao
My real tits and my hands lol
Dawn :silly:

I'm glad you said that, the image is not spoiled.
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Quote by redstilletto
is it like the apple pie scene in american pie

He must have burnt it!
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Quote by Happy Cats
The last message was for the fat white cat thingy!

Well! I'm outraged and humiliated! lol
Its just the way i'm sat!

Does your fat white cat thingy wanna mess with my obese tabby cat thingy?
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Quote by kazswallows
ha ha, i have just worked that one out with lots of help from peeps in here,
upload ure piccie here then once its there
highlight the one with the words img at front and end
then copy and paste
biggrin :D :D
kaz

Thanks for your knowledge kazswallows, I'll be there straight away or should that be bi away?
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Quote by LoverOfOlderLadies
Well there I was trying to think of a witty and winning reply to one of the forum posts, but strangely my eyes became drawn to Dawns avatar.
Now im totally unable to think of what I was saying... it is almost as if my brain has been melted by the incessant and somewhat hypnotic bouncyness of it..
Anyone else suffering similar symptoms?
Sean

Oh yessss, Dawn keep your Avatar (what does that mean?) as it is. Please.
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Exactly that..................How do I post images on a thread?
Please tell me confused
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Quote by Ice Pie
(_I_) My arse aged 20
(__I__) My arse now confused

ooooooooops (____________________I______________________)
I seem to have a flat spot @ 42
Should I seek advice :?: