Quote by tall_dark_n_havesome
Interesting....with around 30 people responding...as we approach the 15,000 mark on this site I wonder how many of the silent majority are sitting on their hands scared to respond...or how many will lie!
I would love to join in all the fun with my partners full consent, but she is not able, as yet, to participate.
So yes I am one of those L plate refers to..and I have had meets with others on here who do exactly the same. (so it is not just the males). I do not feel I have to justify my reasons. to people on here..and I feel sad at the judgemental attitude that prevails. I have to live with that dishonesty in my life for my own personal reasons, but I am honest enough about my intentions with those I meet.
If it is to become a rule of the site that you must not be acting behind someone elses back, then I will leave graciously..

Quote by gocommando1969
thanks everyone for the advice, guess I'll give it a go.........
nice to get some support in these matters.....

Quote by Sarah1448
How about a chat on ironing, which is what I'm donig tonight, (steaming my nurses outfit for Satin's party )

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I Love Sprouts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :grin:

Quote by zootle
I have the odd problem with insomnia. My usual problem is more that my sleep is very broken. Rarely will I sleep for more than 3 hours without waking (yes, waking!).
Had more insomnia problems lately due to off the scale work stress.
The worst thing you can do if you can't sleep is to think about it. That just makes things worse.
I'm kinda fortunate I think in that I don't really need a lot of sleep.

Quote by PoloLady
What on earth did I start with this one
Maybe I should have asked if the man put his willy throught the portal

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Apologies, has to be Topic as it has a hazelnut in every bite.

Quote by Ice Pie
crackers...

Quote by davelee
Maybe its just that folk in their 40's and 50's are more relaxed with themselves and others.... not desperate for a shag, and generally happy with life????
I dunno, but I always find the older woman much more attractive. My other half is +10yrs on me and I still find her sexy..... cum to think of it I'll probably like her more in another 10 yrs.......
There is no doubt about it women in their 50's and 60's are as sexy as hell. None of this late teens, waif like glamour model shit going on there. Just real curves and nice wiggly bums, real bodies for real men that..... well, after thinking about it are now gettin' real horny......
Is there a horny woman out there wants to take me in hand, before I take myslef in hand!

Quote by Wishmaster
A few more additions to the act, if you please:
Fags are NOT queers, there are cigarettes. You will cease to refer to gay men in this derogatory way as this is confusing in British Society. In English culture you smoke a fag not have sex with it, and this activity is normally done AFTER sex. It does prompt the question that may shed light on why most current US citizens are confused: What do gay people who smoke have after sex? Another Fag?
Please learn the correct usage of the English Language (we are masters of it after all)
It is a fecking pavement not a sidewalk!
Roundabout ... understand the concept ... you drive round it... it's circular!
Walk/Don't Walk signs will be removed as this is too totalitarian and smacks of Big Brother interference in our daily lives. Such signs will be replaced with the traditional beep beep equipment that confuses blind people standing next to mobile phone users but is actually quite entertaining to watch.
You will also be required to have your teeth removed and replaced ... they are like everything else in the current USA.. far too big!
All movie production companies in the new US of UK will be required to sign a pladge not to rewrite history to show Americans as the movers and shakers.... we cracked the feckin Enigma code.... not you!
Leonardo DeCaprio will be required to play roles portraying spotty faced teenagers and not sophisicated characters that defy credulity.
In elections: ALL votes will be counted once (even in Florida) to ensure a correct political representation of the eligible voting public ..... it's not hard to count to five!
Hill billies and red necks are exempt from the new constitution as they are too stupid to understand it plus if we leave them alone they will breed themselves into extinction.
The rivers and waterways of New York (renamed Heinz 57 City) will NOT be polluted with toxic waste to make it look green on St Patricks Day .... this doesn't happen even in Ireland so who are you to do it 3000 miles away!
The above articles to be added to the new constitution with immediate effect.
Wishmaster
xx

Quote by mal609
40 is great. You get more relaxed about life.
You don't worry anymore about keeping up with the joneses.
You don't sweat the small stuff - just let it pass you by.
You don't need to compete with boyracers - you already know better.
Been there, seen that, done it, bought the T-shirt. You don't need to impress anyone - but others will be impressed by you.
And most of all, you have a damn sight more fun than you ever had !!
Mal
Somewhere between 40 and 12!

Quote by Kenluvslucy
We had a reply to our ad from a couple (alledgedley) that insisted on ONLY having unsafe sex- 'we dont do condoms' they said- in that case - we dont do replies---'

Quote by bluexxx
I did not send you mail. I posted on an open forum, which entitles me to free speech. Stop getting your knickers in a twist .

Quote by Halyard
Well I am sorry to say that all of us old males have had it! We have now been cast to one side, as not up to giving service to older couples or old ladies????
Let us have a new page here, Sex for the aged!!
Sandy :P