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vampanya
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 51
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · E Riding of Yorkshire
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Orgasminator
In a few places last year there were a few people going round pegging others. This is the art of attaching clothes pegs to unsuspecting 'victims' clothing and having your picture taken pointing at the peg with them unaware of the peg. Peg retrieval is optional (it depends on peg stocks). I've seen people walking down the street having been pegged.
We mastered extreme pegging when 'victims' were more drunk/sleepy by pegging them on peeks of baseball caps, or shirt pockets.
Pegging was the thing to do when at a bike rally. So imagine my surprise when I learned the other definition of pegging!
My advice on pegging is this. Plan your pegging. Select victim, always friends, I wouldnt recommend pegging strangers without considerable risk assesment first. Select target area (hood, sleeve, trouser leg). Plan pegging move (a hug, accidental brush, stealth). And have camera and photographer ready!
Its all very silly indeed!
We mastered extreme pegging when 'victims' were more drunk/sleepy by pegging them on peeks of baseball caps, or shirt pockets.
Pegging was the thing to do when at a bike rally. So imagine my surprise when I learned the other definition of pegging!
My advice on pegging is this. Plan your pegging. Select victim, always friends, I wouldnt recommend pegging strangers without considerable risk assesment first. Select target area (hood, sleeve, trouser leg). Plan pegging move (a hug, accidental brush, stealth). And have camera and photographer ready!
Its all very silly indeed!
Orgasminator
Quote by Dave__Notts
Seing as how I'm one of the few who has commented on this story I'll say this: Outrage? Where?
Have a read of the link. I thought this is what we are talking about
At the end of many newspaper stories there are comments by the readers
Dave_Notts
Ahhh their outrage... got ya
I thought you meant on here I didnt get as far as reading their comments though usually they're the funniest part of any article!
Orgasminator
Seing as how I'm one of the few who has commented on this story I'll say this: Outrage? Where? 
I would doubt much would come of this - its one of those strories about something that might happen. If he had been arrested already it would be a different thing but he hasn't as yet and possibly never will be. Still, the principal of it makes a good subject to debate. And that's why I joined in.
I would doubt much would come of this - its one of those strories about something that might happen. If he had been arrested already it would be a different thing but he hasn't as yet and possibly never will be. Still, the principal of it makes a good subject to debate. And that's why I joined in.
Orgasminator
Quote by m8y
from what i have been told at studland recently it is no longer an offence to be naked in public any more it only becomes an offence if a sexual act or if an erection is taking place .
Studland is a bit different as its a naturist tolerated area, but in public, even in your own garden, if someone thinks its indecent they can complain. Brit naturist association ( god bless their souls) have a team that are happy to fight this. Why they should have too is another matter.
Oddly, if the old man looked at his neighbors 17yo daughters sunbathing nude, who do you think the police would arrest?
Its another example of how fucked up the attitude towards nudity is. Double standards at its finest.
Orgasminator
I admit that for the last 2 nights running I've planned to have an early night and been led astray in chat
I admit that I'll have a lie in in the morning instead of getting things done that I intended to do
I admit that I dont feel at all guilty about either of the above
I'll also admit to smiling too much
I admit that I'll have a lie in in the morning instead of getting things done that I intended to do
I admit that I dont feel at all guilty about either of the above
I'll also admit to smiling too much
Orgasminator
You should have started the thread about what to have on toast at 3am Peanut butter every time!
:lol:
Swinging has enhanced our relationship loads. It wouldn't have been possible in previous relationships for either of us but its the magic that we have together that makes it possible now.
Peanut butter every time!:lol:
Swinging has enhanced our relationship loads. It wouldn't have been possible in previous relationships for either of us but its the magic that we have together that makes it possible now.
Orgasminator
Usually the people who scream 'exploitation' are nowhere near the industry and have no idea of why the women do what they do. For mainstream legal porn the women are far from being exploited. I know there's a darker side to the industry but as we're commenting on the NHS porn I would say that the women taking part are well paid, very happy in their chosen work and would laugh at the idea that they're being exploited.
And its the exploitation arguement they use to try to get porn banned altogether. Sooo Mary Whitehouse!
And its the exploitation arguement they use to try to get porn banned altogether. Sooo Mary Whitehouse!
Orgasminator
Quote by Bluefish2009
Heard this on the radio to day and thought it may be of interest here
He believes Bradford Council’s decision to give planning permission for the homes breaches his human rights.
Mr Howard, 70, has done his gardening while naked since moving into his Coppy Road house almost two decades ago. Large fencing and bushes hide his activities from existing neighbours and a nearby hill.
Mr Howard said a council officer warned him his new neighbours could phone the police to have him arrested for indecency.
I say plant some large leylandii, that should keep the council busy for a while :giggle:
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
But really the whole thing is just sad! Why should he have to alter his non offensive behaviour in his own back garden? The laws surrounding public nudity are so tricky. He has to offend someone to be arrested but since offense is subjective how can it be fairly legislated against? Some people are offended by nothing! He should carry on doing what he's doing and if he's arrested fight his case! On the surface of it its pretty wrong.
Hope he's careful with his hedge clippers!
Orgasminator
Exploitation of females??? Thats a bit out of date isn't it? What about the exploitation of the men in the films too then? Come on, really?
There are some dubious parts to the porn industry no doubt, but the NHS would be getting top shelf from sex shops porn, not exactly black market stuff.
There are some dubious parts to the porn industry no doubt, but the NHS would be getting top shelf from sex shops porn, not exactly black market stuff.
Orgasminator
Quote by easy
I wonder if the objecters to porn would approve of the nurses taking the sample instead then
I'll happily object to the porn if I can pick the nurse(s). :rascal: :lol2:
Oh no! You get the matron with the hairy palms and the biceps like Arnies.... it'll only hurt a little :eeek:
Orgasminator
I dont reply to winks because they are unimaginative and lazy. I'm not going to start sending winks as replies for the same reason. If someone has taken the time to type words they get typed words back even if its short and sweet, however many emails i get. I call it good manners.
I get winks, loads of em, even though it says on my profile I wont ever reply to winks. Why should i then reply saying I wont reply to winks? If they've not read it its not up to me to point it out again.
I get winks, loads of em, even though it says on my profile I wont ever reply to winks. Why should i then reply saying I wont reply to winks? If they've not read it its not up to me to point it out again.
Orgasminator
Quote by M8te_me
The sexiest guys at a fancy dress party i was at last year were 3 fellas in tuxedos and bow ties. I dont know if they were dressed as waiters or doormen or what but they had every woman in the place looking their way with knee wobble. It worked better I think because there were 3 of them the same but 1 would be just as sexy. You could easily hang a napkin over your arm and carry your drink in a waiterly fashion!
Easy to do AND sexy!
Maybe they were the doormen
I think they were waiters, they kept bringing me drinks...
Orgasminator
Quote by Dave__Notts
Sitting in my back garden with a cuppa at dusk watching loads of bats hovering above.
Amazingly similar to mine!
Sat outside the back door at dusk with a cuppa watching a mad bat hoovering the house.
Freaky or what :scared:
How do you train the bats down your way to pick the vacuum up? Can I borrow it after you have finished getting your house cleaned
Dave_Notts
This post made me smile :lol:
