Quote by flapjackboy
Yep, all these are for real and can be found on
Do they not have spome sort of debate/consultation before these laws get passed. You'd think that surely somebody must have some common sense and object.
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veejay
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Quote by mistress_sassy
Not that this applies to all Americans, cos I have met lots of nice and sane ones, however some are just stupid!
I was in Florida, at Disney least year and was eating in a Restaurant that was in the "English" part of one of the parks. (it's based on a lake and as you walk round theres a Japanese area, English area, French area etc)
Anyway, two late teen girls came in and were talking to the waiter, who was English, and said, "this is in Germany, right?"
He though they meant the German bit of the park, and replied that "no, it was the English part," the girl then replied with, "yeah, but England's in Germany right"!
The waiter calmly replied "no ma'am I think you'll find we fought a war over that one" and carried on taking their order.
The girls then asked, "oh, so what language do you speak there" and the waiter simply replied "English" (I think even he was starting to loose his patience and it didn't help that we were nearly crying with laughter on the next table)
The girl then said, "oh right, so our language then, cool" and the waiter simply said " I think you'll find it was the English that first spoke it ma'am, and they brought when they came here from England"
By any chance those girls didn't happen to be called Simpson as their surname?
It amazes me just how silly some of them guys are. Maybe the Simpsons should be considered as a docu-soap, rather than a cartoon
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I know. I had problems with gangs where I used to live before and have been seriously beaten up often enough.
If only the father of that family had done what that Welsh guy did, Alex's problems wouldn't have existed.
This is another case of the police going for the victim.
If only the father of that family had done what that Welsh guy did, Alex's problems wouldn't have existed.
This is another case of the police going for the victim.
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Quote by flapjackboy
I think it shows very clearly just how evolution works.
This man voluntarily excludes his DNA from the future gene pool.
A worthy contender for the Darwin Awards.
Depends if he died or not. If his freinds had more sense than him, they nmight have taken him to hospital.
Nah, you don't have to die to get a Darwin. As veejay said, you can receive one for removing your ability to pass your genes on to future generations.
i see, I suppose in his case death isn't necessary to lose his reproductive capabilities.
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Quote by freckledbird
Testosterone is responsible for sex-drive. As men get older their testicles produce lower levels. It's why most grandads aren't as randy as younger men. And if the bloke mentioned above doesn't get his testosterone injections, he could end up like an oldie.
I understand that, just don't see where it's relevant to SH. And There are actually some active grandads on this site
Bev
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Really, thats nice to know. So theres nothing to be afraid of in getting old then, I'll still want to
then too . I didn't know that there were many grandads here, so thought it'd illustrate my point.
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Quote by freckledbird
Shireen
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Your absolutely right. He should have been locked away. Not only wil he be unable to have children (might not be a bad thing considering), but without testosterone he'l experience muscle wastage, lack of libido and probably has shortened his life.
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muscle wastage - will he be able to have a wank?
lack of libido - will he want to have a wank?
shortening of life - less time to worry about wanking?
Bev
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He could have a wank, but wouldn't want to anyway
It would be like becoming an extremely old man. And as far as I'm aware, even though we do get some older blokes here, there aren't any geriatrics on SH.
What's that got to do with this?
Testosterone is responsible for sex-drive. As men get older their testicles produce lower levels. It's why most grandads aren't as randy as younger men. And if the bloke mentioned above doesn't get his testosterone injections, he could end up like an oldie.
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Quote by Hokum
I think it shows very clearly just how evolution works.
This man voluntarily excludes his DNA from the future gene pool.
A worthy contender for the Darwin Awards.
Depends if he died or not. If his freinds had more sense than him, they nmight have taken him to hospital.
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Quote by freckledbird
Shireen
xxx
Your absolutely right. He should have been locked away. Not only wil he be unable to have children (might not be a bad thing considering), but without testosterone he'l experience muscle wastage, lack of libido and probably has shortened his life.
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muscle wastage - will he be able to have a wank?
lack of libido - will he want to have a wank?
shortening of life - less time to worry about wanking?
Bev
xx
He could have a wank, but wouldn't want to anyway
It would be like becoming an extremely old man. And as far as I'm aware, even though we do get some older blokes here, there aren't any geriatrics on SH.
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Quote by shireen-steve
Shireen
xxx
Your absolutely right. He should have been locked away. Not only wil he be unable to have children (might not be a bad thing considering), but without testosterone he'l experience muscle wastage, lack of libido and probably has shortened his life.
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Quote by PoloLady
What if you had found out through meeting a person that they had lied about themselves?
Nothing too serious - something like the guy that sent me a photo of his mate because he thought his mate had a better success rate than him, added 9 inch to his body hieght and changed race - lol (he was not from this site by the way).
If you think you would let on that they had lied - how big a lie would it need to be before you said something?
If the guy sent you someone elses pic, lied about his body height and race, then it would be obvious. If I was female and that heppened to me, I'd cut off their balls.
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Quote by PoloLady
Personally I agree.
But to play devil’s advocate some more, let me start throwing some what if’s into the pot……….
What if the guy the enquiry is about has told the enquirer that you had met him and to use you as a reference to their credibility? How does this effect the situation?
If someone gave you as a referee, then all you can do is give your opinion. I think you are entitled to be as honest as you want, since they have placed you in that position.
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Quote by Ice Pie
They have a fine tradition of daft laws over there.
In Alaska, it is illegal for a moose to have sex in the street. Please note, it is not illegal for someone to allow the moose to copulate - the moose is the one who is breaking the law.
The dogging fraternity will like this one: In California, cats and dogs are allowed to have sex in public, but only if they have a permit.
In Florida it is illegal for a woman to fall asleep under a hairdryer.
Masturbation is forbidden in Idaho. Also in Idaho, two persons of opposite sexes who are under one blanket with their shoes off are legally defined as having sex.
In Kentucky it is illegal for a woman to wear a bathing suit in the street unless she is armed. :shock:
In Michigan, a woman may not cut her own hair without her husband's consent.
In New Mexico, women may not wear beards in public.
In Washington State, all sexual positions except the Missionary are illegal.
And here's my favourite: In North Carolina, hurricanes are forbidden to enter city limits under penalty of death.
Surely you must be pulling our leg? Are these laws for real, or do people make this up to take the p155 out of the states?
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Quote by foxylady 123
Following on from the Physical Attraction thread
Could/would you fuck someone you hated and detested? Someone who has opposite values/ ideas to yourself?Someone you cant bare to be in the same room as?
I could / would without doubt!!
I hate you too........ so how about saturday
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Quote by partyman
I go dogging and attend swingers clubs in the Birmingham / West Bromwich area. Here the black / asian population is roughly 40%, yet in 10+ years in this game, I know of only 1 asian couple who have ever been seen out dogging, and one black couple. The lack of asian and black couples is also very obvious in the club scene. 40% in the local metropolitan area, and 1/2% in the clubs and car parks doesn't stack up. I don't think that this is the right answer Veejay.
It could be that dogging/clubs aren't popular for some reason. If you look at photo ads, on other sites too you'll find plenty of Black/Asian couples swinging. I know most to be genuine. (Raj & Ree from Surrey etc). Maybe they prefer a quieter/discrete meet where they won't be disturbed?
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Quote by partyman
"Blackwhore for Black Cock"
Brings up a good question...why are there so few black couples on the dogging scene? Indeed the swinging scene? Lots of Black guys to be had, but prescious few couples.
Likewise, prescious few Asian couples too. Could do with some night-time Kama Sutra lessons.
Seriously though, where are they?
There are quite afew Asian couples on the photo ads section. Reason for their being so few is that in comparison to the rest of the population, there aren't that many Black and Asian people in this country. The people we see probably reflect the composition of the population in general.
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Hi. This is really just an extension of my photo-ads, I thought I'd introduce myself in the forum properly too. A bit about myself:
I'm a 25-year old single Indian male from the North West, but will travel for the right the people (as I've done in the past ).. I'm straight and of athletic build and keep myself in good shape. I'm laid back and interested in meeting women and str8 couples for fun. I'm a non-smoker, but don't mind others who do. I'm not into pain or w/s. Just straight sex, and giving lots of oral to ladies. I get alot of pleasure from satisfying women and have previous experience of str8 MMF 3soms with young and mature couples. Looking to meet people for regular get-togethers and also a swinging partner, but one-offs will be O.K too 
Above all I'm a non-pushy bloke who just loves to meet new people and share experiences. For me this is what makes swinging different to having 1 on 1 sex with own partners. Age/looks/race etc aren't as important as cleanliness and people who are able to enjoy themself and know what they want. I have alot of staying power and have quick recovery. Also I'm neatly trimmed.. I'm D&D free and always play safely and am respectful of boundaries at all times.
If you like the sound of this then email or pm me. Bye.
Veejay.
I'm a 25-year old single Indian male from the North West, but will travel for the right the people (as I've done in the past
).. I'm straight and of athletic build and keep myself in good shape. I'm laid back and interested in meeting women and str8 couples for fun. I'm a non-smoker, but don't mind others who do. I'm not into pain or w/s. Just straight sex, and giving lots of oral to ladies. I get alot of pleasure from satisfying women and have previous experience of str8 MMF 3soms with young and mature couples. Looking to meet people for regular get-togethers and also a swinging partner, but one-offs will be O.K too Above all I'm a non-pushy bloke who just loves to meet new people and share experiences. For me this is what makes swinging different to having 1 on 1 sex with own partners. Age/looks/race etc aren't as important as cleanliness and people who are able to enjoy themself and know what they want. I have alot of staying power and have quick recovery. Also I'm neatly trimmed.. I'm D&D free and always play safely and am respectful of boundaries at all times.
If you like the sound of this then email or pm me. Bye.
Veejay.
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Quote by Jackie and Ben
I think it has something to do with getting a pig, ( dead ) shoving a rod up its arse and out its mouth and then slowly roasting it over a fire. :shock:
Oh yes and dogging is having sex with dogs. .. See seperate thread.
Jackie and Ben
Yep, and swinging is what happens in the the playground !!!!
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Quote by surreycouple2003
Sorted now VeeJay
Thanks for the links for verification. all those ads are now gone.
Mal
I've just got in to the office so have only just read this thread.
I'm a bit gutted.
I wanted to have a look at those pics!!!
Dx
Don't be gutted, you can look at adore anjali or IS4U (links above). Nothing that special.
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Has anyone else noticed ads which are fake or the photos are stolen from a professional site? Heres one 83256where the top pic is taken from (top right picture).
Here are some more
100132
118638
where the pics are taken from the site
SH is the best site I've seen so far (especially since its free ) just a shame that thes jokers waste peoples time. 
Here are some more
100132
118638
where the pics are taken from the site
SH is the best site I've seen so far (especially since its free
) just a shame that thes jokers waste peoples time. 