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veejay
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 41
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Quote by Tania
All penises start off life as clits.

Pardon?
Think he may be referring to the fact that all foetuses start life as female and then some stay female and some develop their male characteristics?
Or maybe I am understanding too much again? heheheh
Got it in one.
Quote by Ice Pie
All penises start off life as clits.

Pardon?
Sorry, should clarify this. All embryos start off as indistinguishable in terms of gender. The "normal" route of development leads to the embryo becoming a female, while the Y chromosome is responsible for turning the embryo into male.
The penis is made from the same type of tissue that a clit is made from. Blood flow etc in female clits are also similar to penises. i.e when aroused, blood flow to clit increases, and its indirect clit stimulation that produces the pleasurable sensations.
In a way, males are formed by the Y chromosome interfering with the development of an embryo. Extremely rarely the Y chromosome fails to act and a "genetically man" is born as female (with very masculine features).
Better stop before this turns into an academic discussion :uhoh:
Blue you have a rare choice in pets.
I think its the German gays and lesbians that are being rather stupid, not the penguins. How can you force animals to become str8? At least this way the penguins will be getting the choice to be gay or str8 (or even bi?). If they believed in the right to choose for penguins, they'd give let femles in there.
Animals are always doing these things. During the oestrus, cows can be seen trying to mount other cows in heat. Does that mean that in the absence of a bull, cows become lesbian during mating season?
Quote by Katien_n_John
Tell me about it.
I have that problem, and its not as nice as you may think. Sure its great for ladies to start off with, but after awhile they end up getting sore and need a rest.

True, but the psychology is even harder, you don’t fancy them if u cant keep it up, and u don’t fancy them if u keep it up too long ???
I guess its all to do with timing lol
I know, its strange. But most of the women I've been with were very sexy.
I suppose I'm no good at sex, I always cum last biggrin
Quote by VenusnMars
Actually, I did have a friend who had a reputation of being something of a bucket crutch. The reputation arose because some of her less discreet ex-partners complained of a lack of sensation publically, but independantly of each other. One of them said he was `a little taken aback` when he fell in there. I mean, when he penetrated..... wink
Venusxxx

I suppose that would constitute a large vagina.
Tell me about it.
I have that problem, and its not as nice as you may think. Sure its great for ladies to start off with, but after awhile they end up getting sore and need a rest.
Just to make a point (theres a pun there somewhere), in terms of length there won't be much difference between an average and bigger. Its the thickness that matters.
There arent many nerve endings higher up the vagina, most are located at the lower 1/3 section (i.e nearer the opening).
All that a super long dong will give in extras will be a sore cervix.
Quote by Libra-Love
Small like this?
It's not a penis.
It's a super-sized clitoris :lol2:

All penises start off life as clits. As blokes, most of us should be proud of whatever we have (unless we get micro-penis that is biggrin ).
Quote by lilacgem
Ok Ant I get ur point but never been with a woman & not having a penis wouldnt know how it feels, guys r outer so noticable, women r inner so please elaborate........

I think the best way of describing this would be this, if it feels like your having sex with a bucket, then its probably too big.
Even a blind elephant won't feel a thing biggrin
Quote by lilacgem
ok if a blind elephant walked in to a tree it would squash his trunk up confused
I'l get me coat bolt

In that case I'm glad not to be blind, or an elephant.
(Did this guy also have a squasehd nose too biggrin )
Quote by lilacgem
Yes! I once went out with a guy, he was reasonably good looking, nice guy, friend of the family (owns his own garage) confused when it came down to it, it must have been 1 inch long & 2 inches wide, well once you've got to that stage its a bit late so yes redface i did fake it & no I didnt see him again, one of my mates nick named him the blind elephant after I told her confused

Thats not small, thats abnormal. Sounds like he has a medical problem called micro-penis (no- I'm not making this up, or suffer from it :bounce: ).
PS what does a blind elephant have in common with this?
Quote by Bassman69
Spent an hour playing squash tonight having not played for 3 years and now feel absolutely knackered. Worst thing is knowing that I am probably gonna suffer over the next few days with stiffness, and not the kind I prefer.
Anyone else find themselves doing mad things post 40?

Even at 40 how can playing squash be doing something mad? Chopping your balls off (at any age),, now thats a different story.
Quote by wellieman
Hi
From farming background and would like to talk to any single males, male couples or male/female couples who farm.

Swinging Heaven or Farming Heaven? I think you took a wrong turn somewhere.
How does her job affect her restraint to such an attractive offer?
Quote by lilacgem
pmsfl the face was about the water sports but hell yes Vix u go ahead & sing biggrin

Sorry if I offended anyone, I'm not into w/s either (of the sexual or surfboard kind).
Your still up at 1 am, yet have to get up at 7am tomorrow morning.
Thought this thread was going to be about watersports, and I'm not talking about surfing either!
Hey Raven have you lived in Oxfordshire, I think we may have chatted afew times. If its not you then sorry.
Welcome to SH. Best thing to do is to start posting and tell everyone about yourself and what your looking for.
Good luck
Quote by Silk and Big G
Give this guy 10 good sport points!

How about giving him entry representing Norway in the Eurovision?
Quote by Bassman69
Anyone else find themselves doing mad things post 40?

Dunno. Will have to wait another 15 years to answer that.
Quote by funky69er
answer's on a post card please

Eaaaaaaaaaasy.
How long have you been here?
Quote by PoloLady
Here are some of my thoughts...
If you have met a person or couple and arranged this privately – then that is what it is – private!
If this was not done privately – well it is still your own experience and what ‘floats your boat’ may ‘sink’ someone else’s or vice versa. Each to their own and life is just one big learning experience! Keep thy gob shut and let the other person/s decide if it works for them or not.
If someone decides to start telling people they have met me (without my consent) and telling people I can vouch for them or describing what we have done – well they better have ‘floated my boat’ because I consider them fair game for an honest yet balanced and objective appraisal – though not a public post.
If someone is stupid enough to ask me to tell people about them and give me an agenda of points to cover – they are fair game for an honest and balanced assessment. Though the amount of detail would vary depending on how well I knew the person asking.

Too right.
Quote by Eagerslut9
Apparently in London taxis are still by law supposed to carry a bale of hay on the roof to feed the horse. Oh! And a nosebag too!!!

I thought it was in the boot !!!!
Quote by Ice Pie

Yep, all these are for real and can be found on

Do they not have spome sort of debate/consultation before these laws get passed. You'd think that surely somebody must have some common sense and object.
You expect governments to be sensible? Where have you been hiding? lol
Sorry, I apologise to all govts and politicians for accusing them of being in possession of common sense..
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Oh FFS im getting bloody worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arent you supposed to get better as you get older???

Depends biggrin , if you get too old you start losing it too loon
mmmmeeeeeeeeeee to
I think you've guessed that I want to come too ;D
Quote by Silk and Big G
Dear Big G
I like chips, I can make them fresh from the potato and serve them to your preference, Silk said it would be ok :twisted:
MQ
ps the missus is quite fit too so if you want to bring her along that's fine we can have some chips together wink

Im a killer with a Chip Pan!
S xxxxxxxx
Not literally I hope.
Quote by foxylady 123
Om so easy to .................................................................................................................................................... to get on with!!!
And im told i do a brill b/jj redface

Now theres a theory that could do with investigation