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veejay
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 41
UK

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Quote by freckledbird
Are you a doctor Veejay?

No, take a guess (no prizes biggrin ). I'm the bloke that gets to check and make sure you guys don't get overdosed/inappropriate medication.
Quote by freckledbird
At the moment there's no cure for it. But you can go to your G.P and get medication to deal with the symptoms. You can ask for anti-vertigo/nausea medications and the use of a suitable diuretic. Also you could avoid/reduce caffeine, alcohol, salt and nicotine.
Not trying to make light of your problem, but with treatment, it isn't as bad as you may think. Reading text books and stuff usually gives you a worse idea than what it really is.

Sounds bad enough just from what you said, you trying to worry her more or what confused
Are you referring to the types of medications? Because they're nothing to be worried about, but will control her symptoms.
The changes in lifestyle? Now that could be scary!
I thought this was going to be something about Freckledbird !!!
But on a more serious note, its a good idea to be wary of any new spots etc appearing after you've exposed yourself to alot of sun. Not to get anyone worried, but melanomas often start off being mistaken for spots/freckles.
At the moment there's no cure for it. But you can go to your G.P and get medication to deal with the symptoms. You can ask for anti-vertigo/nausea medications and the use of a suitable diuretic. Also you could avoid/reduce caffeine, alcohol, salt and nicotine.
Not trying to make light of your problem, but with treatment, it isn't as bad as you may think. Reading text books and stuff usually gives you a worse idea than what it really is.
Quote by da69ve
Have some pity for some of us who are still waiting for broadband to come to our area....bet you wouldn't go back to dial up! :cry:

No Broadband? and your location is London?
Quote by Mister_Discreet
On the 'does it count twice' question, the best advice I can offer is that Annabel Chong and imitators count you twice if you que up again - even if you didn't manage to come in your first 5 minute slot (Google if you don't know the story).
As for putting my name down... I'm guessing this is likely to end up as an mff threesome if drop-out rates are as expected... count me in! :twisted:

Isn't that cheating?
So if I could go on for an hour, I'd be counted 12 times?
Great :bounce:
Going back to the title of the thread, I think you may have a point.
I don't respond to the women seeking men ads, anymore. What usually happens is that I receive aload of replies from women claiming that they'll only communicate if you sign up to some other site.
I think people are using this to get others to go and join other commercial places.
When your amongst friends, then thats the time to teach these people a lesson. Don't get me wrong, I'm not criticising anyone for not doing anything.
But I hear the excuse "look at the way I was dressed" too many times from women who've been groped (unwanted). I don't think that is any kind of excuse for men to think they can do whatever they want. Its like when women get , people sometimes think about how she was dressed and say "she was asking for it". Would you accept that as an excuse for ? Same priniples apply.
Quote by wave_dancer
But sadly this has not been the case so far ( a couple of weeks without the weed). I thought that with the extra O2 wizzing about I would be looking down apon a mamoth erection at all times of the day- but NO- in fact a poorer showing than I am used to. Maybe I should put the patch on my cock and not on my arm!!!

How long have you been a smoker? It takes time for the body to re-adjust.
But at the very best all you will have is a stronger erection and greater stamina. It wont make it any bigger that it already is.
Though you may live longer and more healthier to enjoy whatever you already have.
Quote by TonyED
Hi Guys. If you dont know me my name is tony. i have been here for a while now listening and putting my view accross every now and then. I have owened up to being a single guy with a girlfriend who has no idea about my thoughts regarding sexual freedom.
tonight i came clean and tried to explain how much fun it may be. Well! she hit the roof. we are not talking and i feel real bad. what should i do.? I love my baby, maybe there are differternt ways to bring the subject up.
How did you guys persuede your loved one????
Help
Tony

Comeon, how can you persuade someone into something like that?
Reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons where Homer thinks he can trick Marge into taking him back.
See what I'm saying?
Quote by Marya
What I find strange is why nobody complained at the time. I assume there would have been people there able to deal with such nuisances?
Forget the fact that this was a swingers event, even if it was a normal club, you wouldn't allow people to harass you and get away with it. The ladies harassed would have done a favor to the public in general (and not just swingers) by having them ejected.

I'm sorry mate but that's bollocks.
I can only speak for myself but in a normal non-swinging club or pub environment, if some guys treated me the way those two did, I wouldn't go ruuning to the security. I'd just tell them to fuck off, avoid them all night and warn my mates about them .. same as I did on saturday. But that's just me.
Men can be very intimidating. You have no idea.
rant over
If someones taking things too far then you need to take action. If men can be as intimidating as you say, then shouldn't you get somebody else involved? Especially if they have upset you enough to make this an issue. Like you say, it would have saved other women trouble too.
Twice, now thats taking the p155.
Some people seem to have too much time on their hands.
Questions: Have You Ever...?
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? NO
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? NO
3 Had a one night stand? YES
4 Had a threesome? YES
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? NO
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? PROBABLY- YES
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? YES
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? Unfortunately NO
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? NO
10Snorted cocaine? NO
11 Dealt drugs for money? NO
12Given oral sex in a public place? NO
13Received oral sex in a public place? YES
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? NO
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? YES- 15 yrs to be exact
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? NO
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? YES
18 Beaten someone up? YES
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? NO
20 Played pull a pig? NO
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? NO
22 Got high/drunk in school? NO
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? NO
24 Got naked playing strip polka? NO
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? NO
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? NO
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? EEEW NO
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? NO
29Been skinny dipping? NO
30Been to a strip club? NO
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? NO
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) NO
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? NO
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? YES
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? NO
36Had sex on the beach? NO
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? NO- thats because I haven't met such people !
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? YES
39 Been called a slag? NO
40 Called your mum a bitch? NO
41 Been videoed having sex? NO
42 Got off on watching porn? YES
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? NO
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? NO
45 Killed an animal? NO
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? NO
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) NO
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? YES
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? NO
Only 24, sad
Just means I have alot to look forward too biggrin
:bounce:
Anywhere............................. so long as its not on me biggrin
But I do like to give women a light spanking on the ass (with my hands) while she is riding cowgirl style.
And on the lips- not the facial ones (with my blast ) too !
Quote by towntart
some of you may no i'm having a gang bang on and hopefully cumming on friday but does anyone know if some guys f**k me more than once in that night can i count him more than once.
is it how many diferent guys i have or the amount of c**k i have.
be interesting to measure it in yards of c**k . :idea:

Does it really matter, so long as you have fun?
Quote by tripod
anyone seen this weeks issue of zoo the jodie marsh problem page tells a bloke from yorkshire whos trying to get his partner into swinging to check this website out so if your on here jodie why not submit a few pics lol

I thought thiswas going to be about animals loon
Quote by Vix
My dad (bless him) tends to describe me to others as someone who "has had enough cock to make a handrail from here to Bombay".

Would that be travelling east through Europe, or west across the Atlantic? biggrin
Quote by bluexxx

The very reason why I never organise gang bangs is cos there are plenty of guys who are all mouth and no action... same old story rolleyes lol

That wouldn't be a waste of time- they'd could be useful in a gay bj gangbang?
What I find strange is why nobody complained at the time. I assume there would have been people there able to deal with such nuisances?
Forget the fact that this was a swingers event, even if it was a normal club, you wouldn't allow people to harass you and get away with it. The ladies harassed would have done a favor to the public in general (and not just swingers) by having them ejected.
Quote by Bloke2005
Liked the colours thing that Re-Lapse just posted.. here's another one:
What do you see?

A pink elephant biggrin
Quote by james02
I and he is not into shearing
James

I'm into abit of topiary myself.
Quote by westerross
Everybody knows that the largest sexual organ is the brain. If ya can't get past the size of his prick or the size of her vagina then you ain't got a brain in my book.

The brain only interpretes the signals being sent from the private parts. If there aren't enough sensations to process, then no enjoyment. Doesnt matter how big your brain is.
Quote by Silk and Big G
Everything is relative man !

Hello, is anybody in there !
Quote by gummy
:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
Go on I'll let you draw one
wink wink wink wink

Thanks. Don't think its againt the rules to post naked diagrams on here. Hope I don't get into any trouble.
Quote by Katien_n_John
:censored:
Thats the point ????
:doh:
Guess its late

That was a joke.
Chimps and dolphins are meant to be the only other animals that have sex for fun. To a chimp, having sex is a way of greeting between members of the opposite gender...... lucky b4st4rd5
Quote by blueis
Everyone has their own preferences, and despite what the politically correct would have you believe, size is a factor for most people. It's when it's used to openly denigrate the person that it becomes objectionable.

Unlike Lilac Gem's response this isn't a marriage proposal but I would agree and add - based on other threads on this forum amongst other things - maybe these is a compatibility issue. Maybe those more toned up females get more sensation-per-cubic centimetre (some of those, so far as to find an out-size, mishandled cock uncomfortable) whereas the more relaxed ones need to fill up on a a big mac, so to speak.
Wonder what more experienced bored members think.
Any one care to share ?
evil wink :arrow:
Apparently that may have been taken into account when humans came into being.
On average Black women have a slightly larger vagina, while Chinese women have smaller ones. Also the place where the penis comes out is different- in Black men, its lower down, nearer their ass. While in Chinese men its higher up- towards the naval.
A Black womans vagina will be also closer to the anus, while a Chinese womans in higher up. In Eurpeans, things lie in between. Its why Chinese women are very tight when it comes to penetration. Hope nobody takes this the wrong way.
It seems that the Black penis can be used more comfortably on a Black vagina and the same for Chinese penises/vaginas. Do you guys get this, or do I need to draw a naughty picture (please let me draw the picture biggrin :bounce: )