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veejay
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 41
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Similar to ES, I'd also flaunt myself a lot. Wear the big earings and high heels. Lots of make up and wear minis. I'd do my best to flash my undies as often as possible, make men hot and then walk away, leaving them frustrated.
Also I'd be into other women only! Make men want me, but know they never will! Basically, i'd be the biggest tease in town, and be proud of it too!
Also I'd be into other women only! Make men want me, but know they never will! Basically, i'd be the biggest tease in town, and be proud of it too!
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Quote by SongWell for a start, it's as nature intended.
Still, I haven't ever heard of one good reason for keeping the foreskin yet.
For seconds, there is a pleasurable sensation to be had from the foreskin moving back and forth I'd guess you have never experienced.
I'm not saying everyone should be cut. But this is by far the best option when you look at the complete picture. Just because nature intended, doesn't mean its always the best. I think I've given enough reasons why removing it is better. We are all born with tonsils, how many people get theirs taken out?
Most of the sensations that are felt during sexual intercourse are derived from pressure being applied to the urethra on the underside of the penis, and just below the tip. The foreskin itself has less receptors. Its why boys were circumcised without anaesthetic in the past (still I prefer anaesthetic).
The only good reason you gave was for sensation, but you don't actually get much reduction. Ask men who have been circumcised as adults. This is one of rare occasions that I think the Americans have got it spot on.
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Quote by Sarah1448
More to the point, if you are speeding you deserve to be caught, especially if near a school, houses and shops. (and yes I have been caught twice now)
Speed cameras are just aother form of tax. If the councils really wanted to improve safety, they would have them near accident hot spots. Also near schools etc.
Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be much correlation between the location of schools etc and speed cameras. I still haven't seen any cameras near any schools yet. I support the use of them in urban and built up areas, but really, on the motorways?
The speed limit is kept below what most people believe to be acceptable (and within safety) yet the govt keeps it deliberately low so that they can then encourage people to speed ==> more tax for councils.
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Quote by foxylady 123
Group sex may be the natural norm. Think about it , if procreation of the species is the natural aim of the sexual act , then it would make more sense for more than one male to be capable of being the father of any resulant offspring. Hence if one of the males who could be responisible dies, there are others left who have a vested interest in rearing the child.
For the survival of the species to occur, only the "better" of the species would need to procreate only. This would mean the strongest, and the smartest. So group sex would end up leading to any tom, dick and harry getting to procreate. This would lead to a poorer gene pool in the long term.
In the wild/past, an idiot/weakling reproducing is a bad idea for the species. If a child is born, it would probably get eaten by a sabre tooth tiger. (because it was too stupid and wandered off on its own/unable to defend itself adequately etc). This would be a waste of effort by the female who raised it, the offspring of a "better" male may be more likely to survive.
Whether anyone likes it or not, the human race is only what it is because of selective reproduction.
Though now there's been enough development to separate the human species from the rest of the mammalian world (though sometimes I see people on a sat night and wonder if this is true), its time to bring on the group sex
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Quote by BigScotsBloke
not cut and too late to have it done. Once you are over 2 years ouch!
erm yes ouch is an understatement ... i know ... got circumcised @ 21 18 stitches with a bleeding huge one right at the back of the helmet ( just to make sure it stayed on i think lol ). Not the best experiance i've ever had lol.
oooooouch.
21 isn't the best age for that. In children, its no big deal. There's less to cut and healing is much quicker too.
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Quote by chamoix
uncut and natural,i like it that in america i think that the women would run a mile if they saw a foreskin,nearly everyone in america has had the the second world war it has been pushed by society has pushed circumstician on the people and now it is the is a shame as i would'nt mind seeing a few americans on the way to canada or mexico as i have heard they like the british accent and are quite confident in coming forward but then to be ostricised and belittled because of having a natural penis is too much and just proves how much america and other things in this world suck and are so it would be nice for american woman to treat us all as normal and not mutants and get back to nature but this is the country that thinks it invented the english language,so maybe no american woman for me unless i mutilate myself and anyway who would want to drink ice tea for the rest of their life.
not a case of sour grapes just dissapointed in the human race.
joke!
Do you shave? (your face and private)
ISome people have asked why we should remove the foreskin, especially if its something natural. They they'll have no problem in shaving, isn't body hair natural too?
Still, I haven't ever heard of one good reason for keeping the foreskin yet.
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Quote by Song
How will that be able to tell you the exact type of bugs living there? :confused:
Personally, I always wash everything, before and after intercourse.
I find that the only way to go socially.
Thats good to hear.
But simply washing isn't always able to get you free from the HPV.
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Quote by davej
This has me flummoxed, because for me it worked the other way around, I distinctly remember that erections coincided with my starting to smoke as a young teenager
Or it could be puberty that came along when you were a young teenager!
But in your case, try changing posture- standing up straight. It may allow more blood to circulate to your penis
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Quote by foxylady 123
Ok , so i f we accept that:
Men fall aasleep afer sex with their regular partner
Men dont fall asleep after shagging someone other than their regular partner
Women dont want men who fall asleep after,
dont that prove that monogomy is un natuaral and not desireable?
By that logic, group sex should be the norm?
Men may want to fall asleep after sex with their partner, as this usually happens at night when its the normal time to sleep anyway. When they are with someone elses partner, this is a break from their normal pattern. Anything which causes a change in routine usually has an effect on behaviour.
Women may not necessarily not want a man who falls asleep afterwards. They may still want him, but to have a second treat
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Quote by cntrlscotty
got cut about a year and a half ago coz the foreskin was to tight and kept tearing so eventually got it removed.
they say you loose sensativity but its still as sensative as before, and feels a hell of alot better.
not the most plesent experience and thank god i never have to go through that again but well worth it.
Thats the common misconception- that cut guys become less sensitive.
Most of the nerve receptors that give blokes the sensations during sex are located on the underside of the penis, just below the tip. They are not located on the foreskin, so being cut doesnt diminish sensations.
This is why men with premature ejaculation problems are advised to use the stop and pinch technique where they withdraw and pinch the underside of the knob, near the tip.
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Quote by roger743
For anyone interested in giviing it a try, the fine folks at Landover Baptist Church have supplied these guidelines:
DISCLAIMER: Do not follow these instructions unless you are an idiot. The "Landover Baptist Church" is a parody and the above instructions on self-mutilation should be treated as such.
With some of the no-brainers about, this diagram looks like trouble.
Guys, don't chop your helmet off, circumcision is the removal of the foreskin, not the knob!
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Quote by Song
Uncut {ant eater) here, and quite happy about it thanks!
I really object to the concept that an uncut man is unclean.
I 'll take the sniff test with any cut guy on here!
Unclean has been explained above. Sniff test? Is that where you sniff a penis or something?
How will that be able to tell you the exact type of bugs living there? :confused:
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Quote by zootle
We reckon in the 'States is 80% cut
Why? What's their reasoning for getting it done?
A former american friend of mine argued this with her husband. He wanted the kids cut but she was saying she didn't want them done without a sound medical reason.
Just because a man may appear to be clean under the foreskin, there will always be germs which cant be removed. Apart from the other reasons people may give, there is one which normally scares the p155 out of men.
Its penile cancer.
Although this is rare, it can lead to a situation where a man has to decide whether to have his entire penis removed, or face death. I can put some photos of a man who's had a penilectomy (if its allowed), but trust me- it looks gross.
However penile cancer is almost non-existent in men who are cut. So I'm glad to also be cut and would also want my sons getting cut. Not just for cleanliness, but to make it almost impossible that they will ever be faced with having to agree to have their entire penis chopped. I think the sacrifice of abit of (sometimes) problematic skin is well worth near certainty that you won't ever get penile cancer. You could nearly eradicate penile cancer, all you'd need is to circumcise men. And it wasn't painful geting circumcised, like going to the dentist.
Also women who have sex with cut men, are significantly less likely to have cervical cancer than women who have sex with uncut men. (true virgin females being nearly fully proected against cervical cancer.).
So ladies, if you want a bloke who won't need his bits chopped off, and also has a significantly reduced chance of causing cervical cancer. Get it cut!
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Quote by Sharif
So whats new about this, its just another spin off, have you forgoten the TinyToons.
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV!
We're comic dispensers; we crack up all the censors,
On Tiny Toon Adventures get a dose of comedy!
So here's Acme Acres, it's a whole wide world apart,
Our home sweet home, it stands alone, a cartoon work of art!
The scripts were rejected, expect the unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures - it's about to start!
They're furry, they're funny, they're Babs and Buster Bunny,
Montana Max has money, Elmyra is a pain!
Here's Hamton and Plucky, Dizzy Devil's yucky,
Furrball's unlucky, and Gogo is insane!
At Acme Looniversity we earn our toon degree,
The teaching staff's been getting laughs since 1933!
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little loony,
It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!
..... and now our song is done!
Whooooa. I see you may have seen the odd cartoon or two
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Quote by piercedJon
OK, found the bottle opener
I am sure that ages ago they worked out the reason for the sleep response and it was published...
It was down to the fact that after sex a man was not "fighting fit" so would potentially be un able to fight off other males that wanted to imprgnate a heathy female... biologically we are not that far removed from the rest of the animal species, but "moralistaly" we mate with just one... because thats what society deems as acceptable.
The reason a woman stays awake, biologically, is that she is then in animal terms looking for the next guy to potentially mate with her... with 2 or more lots of competing sperm she is more likely to be impregnated with the best of the sperm as its been proven that sperm fight to compete not only against the others within 1 set of seminal fluid, but even more so against "outsiders"
The sleep response was quick, and short lived (about 10-20 mins), so that the male would be up and att it again and full of go to fight off potential competitive males... its also the same reason that people should "cat nap" if they are tired, any more and the full sleep mode kicks in, less and you dont feel refreshed.
The funniest, and most interesting thing to come out of the advent of science and DNA testing is that while men have been always percieved as "spreading their seed" between 25 and 35% of children born during wedlock are not of the married "father" so that means that it may be true that guys shag arround, but also says that just as many women are also shagging around!
I'm not doubting you here, you probably have reproduced the essence of the article accurately. But it would be interesting to know where you read this. Sometimes, there may be little or no evidence, just mere speculation which leads to such claims as in that publication.
Very soon after ejaculation the semen forms a thick and very viscous "plug" around the makes it next to impossible that any sperm which is not part of it to get through. It is the males' tactic in ensuring that only his genes get passed on. Also, the male which gets to mate with the female in the first place, is often the more dominant anyway.
Biologically speaking, would it be worth women taking the small risk of becoming pregnant by an inferior man? And it wouldn't make sense for a male to recover after 10-20 mins to be "up for it" again, because the other bloke could have made his deposit and left. This would make it highly unlikely that the second batch would be able to impregant, they would have to effectively pass through two barriers.
Your right about the women sleeping around, I read somewhere it was 1 out of every 9 child being born in wedlock to the "wrong father". Its why women with rhesus negative blood type are advised to take suppressants against the rhesus antibody for their second child, regardless of what the "official fathers" blood type is (since he may not be the real father).
My suggestion for why men fall asleep afterwards is:
Potentially women can become pregnant 2-3 days per menstrual cycle?. It only takes one batch of sperm to cause pregnancy. So if a man has sex 5 times a night, his sperm quality the next day will be reduced. If a man goes to sleep after cumming once, his sperm quality for the next day will be better. So it would increase the overall likelihood of causing pregnancy.
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Quote by foxylady 123
Goodday to one and al and welcome to the latest fanfare of news from the kinkyluton column...
while reading the papers today...i came across this...i thought i share
The gentle buzz of snoring is among the most annoying sounds known to woman.
Especially when it happens shortly after a passionate encounter.
"Gentle Buzz of snoring" never yet met one who can snore genltly!!!
Yesterday scientists explained exactly why it is that men have a tendency to nod off after making love.
Apparently, it's nothing to do with wanting to avoid a cosy chat with their partner. According to the scientists, they are simply tired out.
We ll after recently trying a strap on for the first time, i find this slightly more believable than i would have done before!!
'As frustrating as it is for most women that their male partners just roll over and fall asleep after sex, men aren't entirely to blame,' said Dr Neil Stanley, director of sleep at the University of Surrey.
Note it is a male doctor coming up with all these excuses!!
'Humans are the only animals in which sleep and sex are linked and while often seen as just a poor excuse, there are scientific reasons why men feel tired after sex.
'The blood rush after climax depletes the muscles of energy-producing glycogen, leaving men feeling physically drained.
Poor dears!!
'Because they have more muscle mass than women, men become tired after sex and this subsequently leads to them feeling sleepy.'
Eighty per cent of men said they felt more relaxed and were able to drift off without any problems after making love, compared with 46 per cent of women.
The other 20% were probably asleep when interviewed for the survey!!
They were among 10,000 adults surveyed by organisers of The Vitality Show, Europe's largest health and beauty exhibition.
Birmingham was found to have the highest number of men who fall asleep after sex.
Men in the city managed on average to stay awake for just three
to four minutes, according to the survey.
Obviously men in Birmingham are more likely to tell the truth
In Glasgow and Liverpool, meanwhile, men claimed to take up to 20 minutes before falling asleep.
Men in Glasgow and Liverpool lie
For women unwilling to relocate there, however, Dr Stanley offered some tips on keeping men awake long enough for a cuddle and chat.
'Have sex out of the bedroom, away from the usual sleeping environment, or play uplifting music - not the usual romantic sounds,' he suggested.
'Try I Feel Good by James Brown, Elvis Presley's A Little Less Conversation or Britney Spears's Toxic.'
Dr Stanley also recommends his
patients to 'talk sex'. 'There is no better time to communicate with one another than after a mutually gratifying sexual experience.
'Discuss all the things you enjoyed and found arousing, try to avoid talking about the negatives,' he said.
Should i not ask him why hes only got half a dick then?
He suggested the more adventurous could videotape their lovemaking sessions - so they have something to watch afterwards.
HE has to be joking!! never yet met a man who cas stay awake ALL the way through a video!!
Not everyone nods off after sex. The survey found 48 per cent of men had actually fallen asleep during the act itself.
They wouldnt wake up again if they did that with me!!
A mere 11 per cent of women admitted being guilty of this.
If we did it would be his fault!!
so whats your views and your jokes on this people...
Ive been kinkyluton, you have been lovely…….. THANK YOU
My views? Biased one sided male clap trap, but then im pre menstural so i m not responnsible for anything i ve wrttten
Just editing this to ask a question, why do men only fall asleep after sex with their wives/g/f's? I ve noticed that if they are with someone elses wife they n ever do?
This suggest to me that the reason cannot be bilogical!!
Come on Dr Neil Stanley, director of sleep at the University of Surrey., answer that one!!
Your right, there may be psychological reasons here. It maybe someone new or fairly new. Also its not the "norm". In such circumstances, its not too outrageous to suggest a man will react differently.
But if he was to have sex with someone elses wife on a regular basis, then the same thing would happen again.
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Quote by drawist
If the smell is not associated with eating sugar puffs, sugar in your pee could be a possibility espesially if you spray from a hieght creating water droplets which you breath in and smell, their could be little crystally deposits in the areas of overspray when they dry. If this is the case you may be developing diabetes and you should seek medical attention to eliminate this before further symptoms develop.
Nah, I don't think that sugar has a smell that can be easily detected by the nose. And also, sugar puffs doesn't smell of sugar either. I doubt that he has diabetes.
Theres been alot of good suggetions already. If there was pain/discomfort during uination, then a UTI is the most likely culprit. Alternatively, it could be something as simple as the person being dehydrated and urine being more concentrated.
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Quote by fruity1976
Seems there are loads of invisible diseases out there that people have to learn to cope with everyday, wonder if its more to do with medical siene is discovering more than it used to years ago or maybe we are all just a little sicker due to changing lifesyles and stress over the years!! Suppose somethings gotta gove sometimes?
Medical science isnt discovring anything new that wasn't in existence from before, but detection has increased. These days, people will die more from lifestyle-related diseases while in the past it would have been infectious type. Its almost like saying most of us get to choose how we die.
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Quote by DreamerHelen
Slight change of subject but sort of along the same lines.....
I need to go and get myself checked over for STD's (not that I think I've got anything but it's always best to be careful) and I was wondering exactly how it's done....is it a blood test or an internal?
Depends, I think they use wet smears. But may take blood samples if you need a HIV test being done. But it's not very painfual or anything.
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Quote by KcKat
I waited 4 years, then had one done almost 2 months ago and not phoned for the results..... I've so realised how stupid I've been tonight tho
Don't worry, bad news travels fast. It is amazing how quickly your GP/hospital will write to you when something's wrong.
Tania
that's so gonna give me an excuse not to ring!!!Though you should ring up anyway. Letters get lost in post and phone-calls get neglected through admin errors. You need to chase these things up yourself, at the end of the day, it'll be you who may suffer. No need to panic about it though.
