dont look too shabby for an oap m8
:D two bulls in a china shop eh
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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 62
0 miles · Warwickshire
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Some say he was born before the advent of electricity and lives entirely on a diet of raw eggs
others that he is the product of the first succesfull genetic engineering experiment between dna abstracted from phil sivers and dolly parton
all we know is ...
.... we better stand by our beds
sarge yes sarge :D :D :D :D
others that he is the product of the first succesfull genetic engineering experiment between dna abstracted from phil sivers and dolly parton
all we know is ...
.... we better stand by our beds
sarge yes sarge
:D :D :D :D I actually think easy summed this up best for me 
Which in itself is a miracle because ive never known him even make sense before
I dont post much these days but i pop in the chatrooms most weeks, :shock:
it doesnt mean i wont post again
(run for the hils)
just as and when.....incidentally am i now the longest serving member never to have flounced and if so does my prize include something naughty from down-mads :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ttfn be good.....
.or not :twisted:
Which in itself is a miracle because ive never known him even make sense before
I dont post much these days but i pop in the chatrooms most weeks, :shock:
it doesnt mean i wont post again
(run for the hils)
just as and when.....incidentally am i now the longest serving member never to have flounced and if so does my prize include something naughty from down-mads :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ttfn be good.....
.or not :twisted:
Its probably your boiler blonde. I suggest sneaking up on the little bast$rd when hes not expecting it and savaging him with a large hammer
Then chuck a match in the debris and toast some muffins
ps no its not fixed im off to scarborough tonight with the boys for the fireworks and my m8 whos a plumbers gona come fix it
Then chuck a match in the debris and toast some muffins
ps no its not fixed im off to scarborough tonight with the boys for the fireworks and my m8 whos a plumbers gona come fix it
...Warning :This post has nothing to do with swinging
(for further information please read the disclaimer)
On arriving home last night after a hard day in the office (no one else in so i had to make my own coffee) I noticed that my house was to say the least cold. realising that i hadnt re set the timer after the clocks changed I approached the boiler with some trepidation. A proaching it swiftly from the blindside I managed to catch it off guard and change the settings before it could react and throw its normal fit.
Excellent I thought and began to prepare dinner. I hadnt been at this very long when warwick juniour entered the room and informed me there was no heat in his room
Ah ha being a clever sou li suspected air in the radiator and dispatched him with the relevant key
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad theres water all over the floor.........
bugger ..perhaps entrusting a 13year old with such a delicate mission wasnt the best of ideas
after mopping up i returned o the kitchen only to see the floor inches deep in water :shock: ....the washing machine was discharging faster than niagra. Swiftly i rushed or the isolater switch on the water supply................pausing Only briefly to lok at the useless bit of blue plastic that used to be the switch now in my hand, i rushed to the main stop cock
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad im in the shower.............
ummmmmmmmm tough
passing he boiler on route to the mop i noticed the presure gauge doing its best impression of michael schumachers rev counter :shock: :shock:
no time for that now , throwing the mop in the general direction of the washig machine i grabbed the charred remains of what was once a chicken and deposited it in the bin en route to the boiler which was now doing a lap of monaco at 14000 rpm :cry: :cry:
At this point the safety switch cut in, tripping the electricity and as I fell down the cellar steps in pitch darkness searching for the fuse box I could just make out warwick juniour, juniour
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad I was watching the simpsons :cry: :cry:
several hours later whilst eating a take away chinese by candlelight wearing wellington boots :shock: ...i began to wonderis it just me :?:
or are these appliances out o get us all :roll:
:D :D :D :D :D
(for further information please read the disclaimer)
On arriving home last night after a hard day in the office (no one else in so i had to make my own coffee) I noticed that my house was to say the least cold. realising that i hadnt re set the timer after the clocks changed I approached the boiler with some trepidation. A proaching it swiftly from the blindside I managed to catch it off guard and change the settings before it could react and throw its normal fit.
Excellent I thought and began to prepare dinner. I hadnt been at this very long when warwick juniour entered the room and informed me there was no heat in his room
Ah ha being a clever sou li suspected air in the radiator and dispatched him with the relevant key
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad theres water all over the floor.........
bugger ..perhaps entrusting a 13year old with such a delicate mission wasnt the best of ideas
after mopping up i returned o the kitchen only to see the floor inches deep in water :shock: ....the washing machine was discharging faster than niagra. Swiftly i rushed or the isolater switch on the water supply................pausing Only briefly to lok at the useless bit of blue plastic that used to be the switch now in my hand, i rushed to the main stop cock
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad im in the shower.............
ummmmmmmmm tough
passing he boiler on route to the mop i noticed the presure gauge doing its best impression of michael schumachers rev counter :shock: :shock:
no time for that now , throwing the mop in the general direction of the washig machine i grabbed the charred remains of what was once a chicken and deposited it in the bin en route to the boiler which was now doing a lap of monaco at 14000 rpm :cry: :cry:
At this point the safety switch cut in, tripping the electricity and as I fell down the cellar steps in pitch darkness searching for the fuse box I could just make out warwick juniour, juniour
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad I was watching the simpsons :cry: :cry:
several hours later whilst eating a take away chinese by candlelight wearing wellington boots :shock: ...i began to wonderis it just me :?:
or are these appliances out o get us all :roll:
:D :D :D :D :D That is indeed correct Kiss..............
i filled it in dilligently whils tlistening to terry Wogan. i had some trouble as thearthritis doesnt do much for my handwriting and my surgical stockings were itching something cruel
nice cruise though , particularly enjoyed the bingo and the whist drives
i filled it in dilligently whils tlistening to terry Wogan. i had some trouble as thearthritis doesnt do much for my handwriting and my surgical stockings were itching something cruel
nice cruise though , particularly enjoyed the bingo and the whist drives
I believe it was actually a missprint and should have been the otterside , a new vehicle for the bbc to give us even more of the ever popular ex goodie mr oddie whilst costing the tv licence payer only a few shillings
or maybee not
anyway mrj i am reasonably convnced it has nothing to do with chickens unless of course they are the fabled flying chickens
right im back off to me cave now see you all again in another six months
or maybee not
anyway mrj i am reasonably convnced it has nothing to do with chickens unless of course they are the fabled flying chickens
right im back off to me cave now see you all again in another six months
:bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
:dunno: