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23 Feb 2006

oi dammie i thought i had the monopoly on multiple personality disorders :shock:

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23 Feb 2006

just as well nymph considering lol

as that would rule out most of the male population lol

then what would you do confused

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21 Feb 2006

well 2000 actually lol

I thought I would write something pithy engaging and thought provoking for my milestone post
Then I thought nah bollox is my game lol

So I wondered what I had achieved in 2000 posts and decided that apart from learning the fine art of beanbag hair removal ( thanks davej not) the relative values of goldfish measured against neilinolongerinbleedinleeds, Dawn Mids felatio techniques on Mcdonalds milkshakes :shock:
not a bleedin lot lol

still its been a whole lot of fun lol

thanks to you all for the ride :cheers:

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21 Feb 2006

Dear aunty
i need to stop taking the piss out of naughtynympho but just cant help myself. have you any advice for me?

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21 Feb 2006

theres always one mad

and its always the same one lol

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21 Feb 2006

yep time sure does fly
congratulations tigs , scary realy but its nearly 2 years for me aswell

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21 Feb 2006

I would have loved to have come and net the Well meet again crew but I will be in the states unfortunately :cry:
Congratulations to you both and I hope you all have a great time wink

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21 Feb 2006

well im not here I left some time ago :shock:

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17 Feb 2006

ta st3v3

thanks for locking the thread too, its the first time in nearly two years ive had one locked
i was beggining to get an inferiority complex lol

let me buy you a pint wink

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17 Feb 2006

nope neil its another one weve managed to well and truly bugger up :cry:

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17 Feb 2006

no what you mean Neil , ive been to Butlins at Filey as well lol

think davejs still got the masks btw

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17 Feb 2006

you get to pay nil lol

ps take this thread to Cuba lol

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17 Feb 2006

Nil if ya take me out mate its
3x bollinger at
be gratefull mate lol

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17 Feb 2006

no worries i reckon a million turkish lira should just about cover a bottle of lambrini lol

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17 Feb 2006

psst davej problem is Bilko doesnt understand . In his day it was which sheet music did you buy first lol

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17 Feb 2006

no apologies hi jacking this thread right now :shock:
Nil WBB fab to see you again love to you both wink

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17 Feb 2006

first was Cool for cats by squeeze
my fave is Heaven up Here by Echo and the Bunnymen

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17 Feb 2006

As an over 30 single parent who smokes i feel unworthy to comment and will take my place with the rest of the great unwashed confused

does the fact im a millionaire count do you suppose lol

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17 Feb 2006

that told us :shock:

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17 Feb 2006

How old are yours Dawn
Mines 12 and can I get him outof the shower for anything mad

mind you hes probably having a w**k lol

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17 Feb 2006

perhaps you could stick them over the exhaust of your car and blow them up a bit first rolleyes

They expand to about 2 foot in girth before they explode rolleyes

would have thought that was big enough rolleyes

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16 Feb 2006

you should have seen her face lol

i dont think it a story that will be repeated at family gatherings somehow lol

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16 Feb 2006

Its definately beggining to affect me :shock:
I went round my sisters last night and she was moaning about her 14 year old daughter. shes so untidy ,cant get her up for school etc etc
then she started on about how long she spends inthe shower...
Warwicks sister " I mean what on earth does she find to do in the shower for an hour"
( at this point I must point out the fact my sister is one of the most straight laced people I know)
warwick " shes probably having a wank " redface

I didnt mean to say it out loud redface

I fetched my coat rolleyes

anyway I blame you lot lol

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15 Feb 2006

well done the laird
i think i had a thread about me once
something about lost marbles as i recall rolleyes

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15 Feb 2006

dave why have you sent me a pm asking for a meet :shock:
ive already said youre not my type FFS rolleyes

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15 Feb 2006

he cant sit on the naughty stair
blondes in the way :shock:

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15 Feb 2006

not so far off two years myself Helen
glad youre still around and posting , its been a shame to see a few leave of late
(although i wouldnt mind seeing the back of naughtynymph lol

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Ill fetch my coat rolleyes

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14 Feb 2006

I presume thats for me then naughty lol

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14 Feb 2006

spot on Fred :thumbup:

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14 Feb 2006

Oh its that MCCLOGGIE loon

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