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Sexlightened

5 Dec 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
I really miss my Toyota Lucida for dogging,
it had 6 seats in the back (2 rows of 3) and they all went down to make a massive bed, and it had a moonroof too.
Ah, those were the days, but at 28p a mile to drive it just had to go.
My car before that was a Mitsubish Charisma, and the boot was just at the right height to bend someone over ( if ya gets wot i means)
Nigel
(back now - gosh i've been gone ages)

Well if you found the Mits Charisma the right height for bending someone over, you've got longer legs than me lol
For me that would have to be the bonnet of an original Mini :grin:
I meant the bonnet, not the boot - forgive me, while i was typing I went all misty eyed remembering the fun over the bonnet of that car - when i sold it, the guy did comment on the slight indentations in the bonnet he he he
redface

redface

Sexlightened

4 Dec 2005

I really miss my Toyota Lucida for dogging,
it had 6 seats in the back (2 rows of 3) and they all went down to make a massive bed, and it had a moonroof too.
Ah, those were the days, but at 28p a mile to drive it just had to go.
My car before that was a Mitsubish Charisma, and the boot was just at the right height to bend someone over ( wink

wink

if ya gets wot i means)
Nigel
(back now - gosh i've been gone ages)

Sexlightened

7 Nov 2005

Quote by devondelight
OMG .. thank you so much I really need a distraction like this ...
its brill :worship: :worship: :worship:
DD

Well your piccy certainly distracted me. I couldn't stop staring at it.... Until someone came and clicked their fingers in front of my face
mmmmmm
Nig
xx

Sexlightened

7 Nov 2005

This has got to be one of the funniest things i've seen in a long old time !!
BTW, hello everyone - I haven't been about for a while - but I'm back now !!

:P

Sexlightened

31 Oct 2005

Quote by markz
at work all our guys out on the road have them and 99.9% of the time their great but we have had the odd one directed to a building site,tesco car park and even one sent down a one way street in the wrong direction

My tomtom3 took me up the side of a mountain in the rhondda valley up a single track road with a massive drop on one side to get me into a small welsh village - when i got to the top the council had blocked it off with bollards that meant only pedestrians could get through. I had to reverse about 3 miles down this SINGLE TRACK ROAD (did I mention that there was a sheer drop on one side) in the dark. The GPS almost went out of the window at that point !!
But on the whole I would say its 99.9% wicked !!

Sexlightened

31 Oct 2005

I got the ipaq 4150 and tomtom 5 and its bl00dy brill. so I back up Jags on this one !!
There are a few sat nav specialists on ebay (thats where I got mine, and the whole kit and caboodle cost about Â£240 notes)
Nigel

Sexlightened

27 Sep 2005

Quote by BiWelshMinx
I am with ES on this one :thumbup:
Fecking, bloody cold Winter, stupid wet snow
If it wasn't for Christmas I would probably hibernate :P

Minx x x

WOW, when did the avatar change... me like a lot !!!!!!!!

Sexlightened

27 Sep 2005

What is MORE worrying, is that if we have a severe winter there is a chance that we could run out of oil !!
we'll be burning everything for a bit of heat!!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Sexlightened

27 Sep 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
{mini-hijack}
Hello, don't know you, but had to stop by and say happy birthday just cos you have the most beautiful name I have ever heard !!
(sounds corny I know, but I promise I am not coming on to you - its just lovely !!)
Nigel

Nigel trust me the name matches the lady in both looks and personality. Tanina is gorgeous through and through
Steph
{/mini-hijack}Of course, steph is a georgous name too wink

wink

Now, i'm not sure if i'm coming onto you cool

cool

Sexlightened

27 Sep 2005

Hello, don't know you, but had to stop by and say happy birthday just cos you have the most beautiful name I have ever heard !!
(sounds corny I know, but I promise I am not coming on to you - its just lovely !!)
Nigel

Sexlightened

26 Sep 2005

Quote by Amber

urgh (why is there not an emoticon for being sick when you need one)
Nigel

There you go hun ^^^^^^^
Thank you amber !! thats a kiss on the *cheek* i owe you !!

Sexlightened

25 Sep 2005

I have no qualms about shagging when my lady is "on the blob", "has the painters in", "on rag week", "member of the red hand gang"
BUT I would draw the line at going down on her. Now that is too gross. My brother did with his girlfriend though and said he loved it !!
urgh (why is there not an emoticon for being sick when you need one)
Nigel

Sexlightened

22 Sep 2005

I used to work for a large retailer and went to a meeting actually at Waterloo station (cos they had one of their shops there) When I got off the train I realised I was all suited and booted, but had forgot my tie - mad

mad

So, had to buy one, looked around the "concourse" type area, and could only find a van heusen shop with some lovely shirts for Â£60 - Â£70.
Anyway, found a tie that matched my lilac shirt and navy suit - took it to the cashier and parted with Â£45 :shock: for a fcuking tie !!
On the flip side, was invited to a christening at the last minute, and didn't have a suit, so went out in Cardiff to go buy one - got one I really liked and it only cost Â£49 !!!!!!!!!
GO FIGURE !

Sexlightened

22 Sep 2005

i've noticed that my fingers are getting blisters on the ends - it only started happening when I joined this site though, not sure what its from.
Thought to self : Do PC World still sell "dragon dictate" or whatever its called???

Sexlightened

22 Sep 2005

Mine quite regularly plays without me, BUT i always drop her off and pick her up for safety.
And its normally only with people we have a rappor with, so the advise above is the best, get chatting, get to a munch too maybe (I haven't been to a munch yet, so haven't had that pleasure)
Mingle, mingle, mingle and before you know it, you'll be beating 'em off with a stick poke

poke

(I know thats more of a poke)

Sexlightened

22 Sep 2005

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
In alphabetical order
Blue
Dawn_Mids
Jags
Jas-Tim
KitKat
Mal
MARK site owner (BBD)
Misschief
Sgt Bilko
Steveg_nw

What about Mrs FC? :shock:
FUCKITY FUCK!! (TM)
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :cry: :cry: :cry:
redface

redface

fuckity fuck is this a new mod lol

lol

Yes, its a new mod, and will staight away be the best mod we have ever had
ooeer, should i really post this? yes fcuk it, they know i'm only joking and love all the mods really !!
now waiting for a 24 hour ban

Sexlightened

21 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
oh i for got about this thread
I didn't see him when i went in to book my hols, not sure they would have been to happy with me at work if i had gone looking around for him
but i'm in tonight so if hes in in the morning i will no doubt see him on my way out :lol:

I've been checking back hourly since yesterday for the answer to this one !! And you forgot !!!!!!!! See how many views this has had over 1350 !!!!!! and you forgot !!!!!!!! All these people like me biting their nails down to the knuckles and you forgot !!!!!!!!
grrrrr !!!!!!!! How can you forget !!!!!!!!
wink

wink

only joking nn, but if i ever meet you at a munch, I'm gonna give you such a smackbottom

smackbottom

Sexlightened

21 Sep 2005

IMHO books are always better because it is as good as your imagination, and because it is your own imagination, it is as good as you can make it and also personal to you (does that make sense?!?) Now I love John Grisham books - but the films have been a big letdown (the firm, the pelican brief and the client)
Also (sad I know) I am an avid Harry Potter book fan - but the films are nowhere near as good as the books i have read (and reread)
I would agree that Misery was very good, but still not an amazing film of the book and also quite enjoyed "the tommyknockers"

Sexlightened

21 Sep 2005

Quote by Yorkguy
I remember the girls at our school had competitions to make the longest daisy chain possible- Its must have been 30 meters long! They got the dinner ladies involved and even the headteacher (she was a nun :shock: ) it went all the way across the school yard!
I was only 7!

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :giggle: rotflmao

rotflmao

Sexlightened

20 Sep 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Only tried it the once and it was far too complicated for a simple soul like me :shock:

Fwoar, the idea of bluexxx getting dp'd makes me go all of a tizz :silly: think i need to go lie down in a darkened room and recover !!
nigel

Sexlightened

20 Sep 2005

Quote by BiWelshMinx
do we need passports????????
:shock: :shock: :shock:

nope just your at the bridge. I also propose that biwelshminx collects all the coats and welcomes both male and female at the door.......
OO I can do that biggrin

biggrin

:twisted: BTW do I have to fluff the females as well as the males ?
oooo can I can I?! Please say I can ! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
MInx x x
p.s BigD shw mae ?oh yes, you have to fluff the women as well (As long as I can watch !! :D )
mmmmm, can see it now yum yum

Sexlightened

20 Sep 2005

Quote by LilMissGullable
Well thats 1 then......
Anymore for anymore?????

oo oo oo me me me can i can i please please please i promise not to cum until i'm told i can !!
oo oo oo go on please !! rolleyes

rolleyes

Vix, how does your DPP work again? is one of the men in one of the others??

Sexlightened

20 Sep 2005

Quote by SXBOY
:doh:

good girl,thats what we like to see lol

lol

would not mind trying it now redface

redface

And she's got her mouth open ready to receive the third - thats what I like to see !!!!
:twisted: evil

evil

:twisted: he he he he

Sexlightened

20 Sep 2005

just wish i could hear the noises too !!!!
mmmmmm lol

lol

Sexlightened

20 Sep 2005

Quote by Banderas
Tried straddled over one and the other comes in from behind.
Heaps better if guy on his back is near to edge of bed with his feet on the floor and guy coming in from behind stands upright on floor. This way the legs dont tend to get in the way of each other.
Banderas. :thumbup:

hmmmm, sounds a bit confusing - could you supply a picture to demonstrate?
thanks
nigel

Sexlightened

20 Sep 2005

Quote by cc_7up
do we need passports????????
:shock: :shock: :shock:

nope just your at the bridge. I also propose that biwelshminx collects all the coats and welcomes both male and female at the door.......
Are you offering a Guided tour of your valleys?
wink

wink

cc_7uphmmmm, now theres an interesting offer. yes. Can show you all the best dogging locations, as well as some very private valleys that usually only i have access to :wink:
The tower of London has tour guides with specialist knowledge,and wear a distinctive uniform. Will you dress up, and be a welsh Beef eater too? :rascal:
cc_7upAre you talking beef curtains (urgh what a crude phrase) or just a nice long hard bit of meat - cos either is fine with me (oh, and her too lol) :P

Sexlightened

20 Sep 2005

2 pro plus, washed down with a can of red bull.......
Kills any hangover..

Sexlightened

20 Sep 2005

Quote by cc_7up
do we need passports????????
:shock: :shock: :shock:

nope just your at the bridge. I also propose that biwelshminx collects all the coats and welcomes both male and female at the door.......
Are you offering a Guided tour of your valleys?
wink

wink

cc_7uphmmmm, now theres an interesting offer. yes. Can show you all the best dogging locations, as well as some very private valleys that usually only i have access to :wink:

Sexlightened

20 Sep 2005

Quote by dargento
do we need passports????????
:shock: :shock: :shock:

nope just your at the bridge. I also propose that biwelshminx collects all the coats and welcomes both male and female at the door.......

Sexlightened

20 Sep 2005

Quote by markz
dam another taff

flipa

yep, the taffs are taking over - I propose a regional SH tower in Cardiff (of course all english SH'ers are welcome at any time in the welsh arm)
he he he