The thing that offends me most is that he looked at my profile recently. I mean, I'm flattered that he finds me that attractive, but people might think that he and I are associated with each other. How very dare he!
Will :shock:
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willxx69
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Bisexual Female, 59
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Ok, so this is an unashamedly self-indulgent thread, but sometimes you want to share a great experience.
Today happens to have been my birthday and Sappho bought us tickets to the opening night of Simon Callow's one man show about the life and works of Shakespeare. It was utterly brilliant.
This was rounded off by a superb Italian meal in the little restaurant right next to the theatre in Bath. Not only that, but Sappho is looking absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. Sleep is not very high on the agenda just now - apart from the fact that we didn't let each other get much sleep last night either! :twisted:
It is experiences such as this that make life memorable and enjoyable. Thank you to the love of my life for making it happen - and may there be many more evenings like this!
Will
Today happens to have been my birthday and Sappho bought us tickets to the opening night of Simon Callow's one man show about the life and works of Shakespeare. It was utterly brilliant.
This was rounded off by a superb Italian meal in the little restaurant right next to the theatre in Bath. Not only that, but Sappho is looking absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. Sleep is not very high on the agenda just now - apart from the fact that we didn't let each other get much sleep last night either! :twisted:
It is experiences such as this that make life memorable and enjoyable. Thank you to the love of my life for making it happen - and may there be many more evenings like this!
Will
Sex God
Quote by Calista
:giggle:
Just wait until you progress to the Wiggles ... now they are a strange bunch!
Oh, I've seen the Wiggles too. You're right, they're very strange.
Just for the record, I don't actually sit there watching the programmes, but if I'm here on the laptop then it's there out of the corner of my eye - and of course I can hear it. Talking of hearing, that makes the Wiggles particularly offensive.
Some of the Kiddies programmes I can actually enjoy (the Backyardigans can be hilarious) others I can't stand at all - such as Me Too :crazy:
Will
Sex God
Not really qualified to post on this thread.
For anyone who is not sure why - check my profile!
However, it is a well known fact that regular sex contributes massively to one's sense of wellbeing. It is also well-documented that when you feel better you look better (skin and hair etc.). So (you know where I'm going don't you?), perhaps regular fantastic sex will do wonders for your hair. Of course, as a good friend, I am volunteering to help out in any way I can! :rascal: :twisted:
I was interested in Sara2010's advice:
So if, say, 250ml of a product costs then you have to measure out Sounds a bit of a faff to me. Besides, I don't think I have a measuring jug that accurate. Does that depend on how much hair you have, i.e. how long it is etc.? If hair care is so complicated, I'm glad I don't have much!
I could try it on my chest, I suppose.
Will
Before anyone posts, I do realise that you meant a blob about the size of a 50p piece. Just my warped sense of humour.
For anyone who is not sure why - check my profile!
However, it is a well known fact that regular sex contributes massively to one's sense of wellbeing. It is also well-documented that when you feel better you look better (skin and hair etc.). So (you know where I'm going don't you?), perhaps regular fantastic sex will do wonders for your hair. Of course, as a good friend, I am volunteering to help out in any way I can! :rascal: :twisted:
I was interested in Sara2010's advice:
Quote by sara2010
i use about a 50p sized amount
So if, say, 250ml of a product costs then you have to measure out Sounds a bit of a faff to me. Besides, I don't think I have a measuring jug that accurate. Does that depend on how much hair you have, i.e. how long it is etc.? If hair care is so complicated, I'm glad I don't have much!
I could try it on my chest, I suppose.
Will
Before anyone posts, I do realise that you meant a blob about the size of a 50p piece. Just my warped sense of humour.
Sex God
Seeing Mal's post, I suppose I ought to refrain from commenting on the awayman/powers/Kenty scrap.
I USED to like football. Then I went to secondary school and was introduced to cricket and rugby and could never take football seriously again.
In response to the title of this thread - I was fed up with the world cup weeks ago and can't wait for it to be over.
Thank you to those posters who mentioned the fact that England won a World Cup last week - though sadly it was scarcely reported.
Look, I DO realise that many millions of people enjoy football and I have no wish to spoil their enjoyment. I shall simply make myself scarce for a month - though, if they won, I suspect that my patriotism would take over (well, it is 44 years since we last won it).
I wish England luck but I WON'T be watching.
Will
PS Heard the England World Cup song for the first time tonight. It includes the repetitive chant "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!" That can only be interpreted as an incitement to violence. Now that I do have a problem with. Why does football have to venerate violence?
I really don't think it does the sport any favours.
I USED to like football. Then I went to secondary school and was introduced to cricket and rugby and could never take football seriously again.
In response to the title of this thread - I was fed up with the world cup weeks ago and can't wait for it to be over.
Thank you to those posters who mentioned the fact that England won a World Cup last week - though sadly it was scarcely reported.
Look, I DO realise that many millions of people enjoy football and I have no wish to spoil their enjoyment. I shall simply make myself scarce for a month - though, if they won, I suspect that my patriotism would take over (well, it is 44 years since we last won it).
I wish England luck but I WON'T be watching.
Will
PS Heard the England World Cup song for the first time tonight. It includes the repetitive chant "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!" That can only be interpreted as an incitement to violence. Now that I do have a problem with. Why does football have to venerate violence?
I really don't think it does the sport any favours. Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
xxxx mints do the trick every time. Suck on one and coat your tongue and then start licking those moist parts and watch the reaction :twisted:
Soooooo, when are you free then? :rascal:
I've heard creme de menthe is very effective too.
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Pick me, pick me, pick me! :bounce: :bounce:
Don't think I really care who does the creme de menthe and the going down bit. It's got to be worth a try either way! :69:
Will :rascal:
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Quote by Jewlnmart
Certainly my profile gets checked out a lot by guys who are registered as couples or straight males
Will
Maybe it's because your profile is a couples 's a fair point - but I was actually thinking of a time when we had separate profiles. Sorry, I didn't realy make that clear.
Will
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Certainly my profile gets checked out a lot by guys who are registered as couples or straight males
Will
Perhaps we just like your writing? That cute quil?Thanks for the compliment, but I was actually thinking of people who I've never seen in the forum. It's all quite flattering - just a little unexpected!
Will
Sex God
You can tell it's a long weekend and we have small children in the house!
If you have small children too then you may know what I mean, my apologies to those who will have absolutely no clue about any of this.
For a while now, I have been subjected to wall to wall Fireman Sam at weekends. A couple of things struck me:
- Almost all of the trouble in the village comes from young Norman Price. Why haven't they put a supervision order on him, or an ASBO - or simply run him out of town?
- Next, there is no sign of a Mr Price. Norman lives alone with his mum.
- Norman has vivid red hair, yet his mum is dark.
- The only other person in the village with red hair is......Fireman Sam himself. This would explain why the fire brigade are so indulgent of young Norm.
Now this conjures up the rather unpleasant image of Fireman Sam and Dilys Price! :scared:
All I can say is, he must have been very drunk and has been paying for it ever since!
Will
I do hope that there is someone else out there who knows what I'm talking about.
If you have small children too then you may know what I mean, my apologies to those who will have absolutely no clue about any of this.
For a while now, I have been subjected to wall to wall Fireman Sam at weekends. A couple of things struck me:
- Almost all of the trouble in the village comes from young Norman Price. Why haven't they put a supervision order on him, or an ASBO - or simply run him out of town?
- Next, there is no sign of a Mr Price. Norman lives alone with his mum.
- Norman has vivid red hair, yet his mum is dark.
- The only other person in the village with red hair is......Fireman Sam himself. This would explain why the fire brigade are so indulgent of young Norm.
Now this conjures up the rather unpleasant image of Fireman Sam and Dilys Price! :scared:
All I can say is, he must have been very drunk and has been paying for it ever since!
Will
I do hope that there is someone else out there who knows what I'm talking about.
Sex God
Tumbleweed blows through the bar....
Blimey :shock:
A whole 24 hours and not a soul has passed through. Despite having a very abstemious night last night I woke up this morning with a headache to go with my emerging cold and cough - there's just no justice!
Think I'll have a malt with a dash of spring water - purely for medicinal purposes, you understand
.
Anyone care to join me?
Will
Blimey :shock:
A whole 24 hours and not a soul has passed through. Despite having a very abstemious night last night I woke up this morning with a headache to go with my emerging cold and cough - there's just no justice!
Think I'll have a malt with a dash of spring water - purely for medicinal purposes, you understand
.Anyone care to join me?
Will
Sex God
Exactly! :thumbup:
In my opinion it would be totally wrong to promote a munch as only being for one colour/size/type etc. as that is a social event and all should be welcome. However, if there is likely to be sexual play involved then it helps to point out that it may be of particular interest to someone with specific preferences. However, other people are not banned from going, it's just that it may not be their cup of tea when they get there.
I'm thinking about going to the toga party next Thursday. I'm not especially a "BBW admirer" as such. I have no strong feelings either way as it depends entirely on how well I click with a particular individual. However, there are one or two people going who I particularly want to meet. I would love Sappho to come with me if she wanted to. She is the total opposite of a BBW - but I am sure she would be made welcome.
Will
In my opinion it would be totally wrong to promote a munch as only being for one colour/size/type etc. as that is a social event and all should be welcome. However, if there is likely to be sexual play involved then it helps to point out that it may be of particular interest to someone with specific preferences. However, other people are not banned from going, it's just that it may not be their cup of tea when they get there.
I'm thinking about going to the toga party next Thursday. I'm not especially a "BBW admirer" as such. I have no strong feelings either way as it depends entirely on how well I click with a particular individual. However, there are one or two people going who I particularly want to meet. I would love Sappho to come with me if she wanted to. She is the total opposite of a BBW - but I am sure she would be made welcome.
Will
Sex God
I remember the term "Munch" rather fondly - because back in 'pre-twins' days Sappho and I used to go to them. I agree that a social has fewer rules about attendance than a Munch, but that wouldn't put me off, providing there were at least one or two people whose names I recognised.
Sappho and I are hoping to attend the munch in Bristol (or whatever it ends up being called), so I hope it goes ahead.
Incidentally, it's interesting to see the Forum v Chatroom thing cropping up again. When I did go to munches, they often divided into those who played in the chatrooms and those who posted in the forum - with a few who did both flitting between the two. i think that's quite natural. I love the Forum and although I have tried the chatroom quite often (including earlier this evening) I never feel quite at home there. It's all a bit fast moving and I think you have to be quite brief in your posts. Not exactly my strong point!
Others, of course, feel exactly the opposite - and that's fine. Each to their own.
Will
Sappho and I are hoping to attend the munch in Bristol (or whatever it ends up being called), so I hope it goes ahead.
Incidentally, it's interesting to see the Forum v Chatroom thing cropping up again. When I did go to munches, they often divided into those who played in the chatrooms and those who posted in the forum - with a few who did both flitting between the two. i think that's quite natural. I love the Forum and although I have tried the chatroom quite often (including earlier this evening) I never feel quite at home there. It's all a bit fast moving and I think you have to be quite brief in your posts. Not exactly my strong point!
Others, of course, feel exactly the opposite - and that's fine. Each to their own.
Will
Sex God
Ultimately, the point that Foxylady makes is the critical one. We are not talking about job interviews or equality in society, we are talking about physical attraction and if someone has a particular preference then that is just what it is their preference.
There is also the issue of fantasies. If someone has always had a fantasy about sex with a leather-clad biker, someone in uniform or, indeed, a fit, hung young black guy (for example) then I have no problem with them wanting to fulfil that fantasy - and I speak as a middle-aged white guy who doesn't ride a motorbike or wear a uniform (unless requested :rascal
. I don't find it offensive in the least, they are merely stating what they are looking for.
I've seen lots of adverts that I would have been interested in replying to but I'm not in the age range that they've asked for, or the right height, or the right physical type. One has to respect what they're looking for. What would be the point in meeting if they wouldn't fancy me anyway?
Personally, I'm much more interested in someone's personality than their age, colour or physical apearance. I used to have an advert that actually stated that "age, size, colour and marital status are unimportant" however, it also made clear that I am turned on by intelligance, conversation and wit. That could be construed as prejudice against those who are not articulate or particularly bright. That wasn't my intention, but I am unlikely to find someone sexually attractive if there's no mental connection between us and I am simply being honest and upfront about that so as not to waste anyone's time.
Will
There is also the issue of fantasies. If someone has always had a fantasy about sex with a leather-clad biker, someone in uniform or, indeed, a fit, hung young black guy (for example) then I have no problem with them wanting to fulfil that fantasy - and I speak as a middle-aged white guy who doesn't ride a motorbike or wear a uniform (unless requested :rascal
. I don't find it offensive in the least, they are merely stating what they are looking for.I've seen lots of adverts that I would have been interested in replying to but I'm not in the age range that they've asked for, or the right height, or the right physical type. One has to respect what they're looking for. What would be the point in meeting if they wouldn't fancy me anyway?
Personally, I'm much more interested in someone's personality than their age, colour or physical apearance. I used to have an advert that actually stated that "age, size, colour and marital status are unimportant" however, it also made clear that I am turned on by intelligance, conversation and wit. That could be construed as prejudice against those who are not articulate or particularly bright. That wasn't my intention, but I am unlikely to find someone sexually attractive if there's no mental connection between us and I am simply being honest and upfront about that so as not to waste anyone's time.
Will
Sex God
This has been really interesting reading. Obviously, I don't have any direct experience of the Mirena coil, but several doctors (mostly men) have been trying to persuade Sappho to have one for some years. Firstly because they thought it would be easier (for me) than a vesectomy and then as a suggested solution to the really nasty gynaecological problems she has had since Will Jr was born. To spare her embarrassment I won't go into details - unless she wants to comment on this thread herself.
However, I have to say that I was (unpleasantly) surprised at the doctors' attitudes on this subject.
The first time was when one of the GPs at the surgery (who happened to be Australian) tried to talk me out of having the vasectomy:
(Imagine this in an antipodean accent) "What do you want to do that for? It doesn't always work, it's painful, it can get infected. Get the woman to do something about it. Get her to wear a Mirena coil they last five years and she won't even know it's there!" :shock: :shock:
This is the same doctor, who kept 'forgetting' to send her for a scan when we were convinced she was pregnant first time round. Afer one of her friends phoned the hospital and made an appointment direct, she took the printout (which clearly showed TWO babies) back to the doctor. His reaction? "Oh right, twins. Well, pregnancy kind of looks after itself doesn't it."
:x :x
All the other doctors at the practice were excellent but, needless, to say we used to go to great lengths to avoid this one.
Reading most of the posts on here I am very glad that Sappho didn't go for the Mirena coil - though I do wish that someone could help her somehow.
Will
However, I have to say that I was (unpleasantly) surprised at the doctors' attitudes on this subject.
The first time was when one of the GPs at the surgery (who happened to be Australian) tried to talk me out of having the vasectomy:
(Imagine this in an antipodean accent) "What do you want to do that for? It doesn't always work, it's painful, it can get infected. Get the woman to do something about it. Get her to wear a Mirena coil they last five years and she won't even know it's there!" :shock: :shock:
This is the same doctor, who kept 'forgetting' to send her for a scan when we were convinced she was pregnant first time round. Afer one of her friends phoned the hospital and made an appointment direct, she took the printout (which clearly showed TWO babies) back to the doctor. His reaction? "Oh right, twins. Well, pregnancy kind of looks after itself doesn't it."
:x :xAll the other doctors at the practice were excellent but, needless, to say we used to go to great lengths to avoid this one.
Reading most of the posts on here I am very glad that Sappho didn't go for the Mirena coil - though I do wish that someone could help her somehow.
Will
Sex God
"Will" started off as a cruel piece of teasing at school - but then turned into a term of endearment by my friends and I adopted it and made it my own.
Now, I am only known by my real name at work and by close relatives who insist on still using it.
On the rare occasions that people find out my real name the reaction is usually "Oh no, you're far more like a Will." I agree.
I have had something of a Shakespeare fixation since I was at school (which was part of the original problem), and now I have even come to look like him (see my profile if you don't believe me!).
Will suits me fine. My real name makes me sound as if I should wear tank tops and still live with my mother - and believe me that's a truly terrible thought! :scared:
Will
Now, I am only known by my real name at work and by close relatives who insist on still using it.
On the rare occasions that people find out my real name the reaction is usually "Oh no, you're far more like a Will." I agree.
I have had something of a Shakespeare fixation since I was at school (which was part of the original problem), and now I have even come to look like him (see my profile if you don't believe me!).
Will suits me fine. My real name makes me sound as if I should wear tank tops and still live with my mother - and believe me that's a truly terrible thought! :scared:
Will
