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willxx69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
Bisexual Female, 59
0 miles · Wiltshire

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Quote by Freckledbird
lol might be an idea to choose your words carefully when laughing at a name - it could be the real name of a person on here.
Quite!
Will rolleyes
Quote by Bambi
I'll get my coat bolt
Oh no, please don't. Come and sit down here next to me with a glass of wine and let's have a chat. Conversation always turns me on :rascal: ......oh, and your pictures don't do any harm either! :twisted: wink
Will
I'm glad to know that I wasn't totally misinformed in thinking that the risks from oral sex were significantly lower though, as I said, NOT zero.
It would be interesting to hear more views and see more votes. Oh, and if someone could sort out the other options then I would be really grateful as I suspect that for many people this may not be a 'yes' or 'no' issue but is rather more spectral.
Will
There are no hard and fast rules for me as it depends on the person and whether we click. I suppose I tend to get on best with people in their 30s to 50s - but that is purely a generalisation. For me sexual attraction starts with the brain. If I really like someone then whether they are older or younger than me is largely irrelevant and actually becomes 'invisible'.
Will
Quote by Kaznkev
great kaz will pick you up on the way lol
dunno but i reckon its something to do with our feel good hormones, nothing better to lift ones mood than the sunshine and when our endorphines raging maybe thats what triggers our horniness????? just a theory lol

True,,everyone smiles more when its sunny,
ive got wine,toys and my new white corset packed,ready and waiting :twisted:
Oh my, two ladies to entertain! :rascal: :rascal:
Well, the wine's in the fridge - over to you now! :twisted:
Will
I like Kaz's approach:
- A very short reply on receipt of the response. Even if they don't meet your criteria I think it's nice to say "Thanks for your interest but you're not quite what we're looking for.", or something simlar.
I reply to very few ads. Partly because I will only reply if I think I match the requirements (if I'm a borderline match then I say so in my response) and partly because I don't want to have dozens of responses on the go and get myself all confused :crazy:. I'm always a little disappointed if I hear nothing at all because then I don't know whether there is a possible meet on the cards or not dunno. I'd much rather have a polite 'no' than silence.
- Your ad makes it clear that there will be a shortlist and that it will take some time to organise, so anyone who is expecting an immediate meet or a quick decision on who the lucky man is hasn't been paying attention.
Good luck - and I hope you have fun.
Mmmmm, the hot weather definitely makes me horny - not that it takes much at the best of times! rolleyes
It also makes me want to take a book and a bottle into the garden and lose myself for a couple of hours, or get some friends round with some chilled white or rose or mega jugs of Pimms and chatting and laughing about anything and everything. Hot weather definitely brings out the hedonist in me. :cool:
Like others here, I tend to go a bit pink if I'm not careful with the sun cream. redface
Will
My usual weekend thread for the hedonists among us.
What's your poison?
My parents are coming to stay this weekend, so time on the web is going to be severely limited. I trust I can rely on the rest of the staff to keep the drink flowing - as well as providing little favours to the regulars! wink
Will
That's a bit weird. I gave four options, but it's only showing two.
The options I had intended to give were:
1. Yes, absolutely
2. Depends on the mood I'm in
3. Perhaps, but only if I knew them well
4. No, never. I save that for my partner.
Would be interested to hear your views. If a mod can sort out the missing options, I would be grateful.
Will
Not at all. I see you as kind and caring with a very saucy streak. A rather lovely combination.
Now then, I have to find a picture that represents what people think of me. So, where can I find an image of a stuck-up pedant with no sense of humour?
Will confused
Not too long ago, there was a poll on whether members would have unprotected sex with a new swinging partner or not.
Not surprisingly, most people opted for protected sex except with their partner or (in some cases) people they knew extremely well.
I thought it was worth a similar poll on the subject of oral sex.
Personally, I would save unprotected penetrative sex for Sappho only, but I would be perfectly happy to have unprotected oral sex, though I would, of course, 'cover up' if that was the lady's preference.
I realise that the health risks from oral sex are not zero but I believe that they are very low (unless someone can tell me different).
So, what's your view?
Well, work in a few hours so I suppose it's time to bring the shutters down until next weekend. sad
There's still time to brush up my baroque fingering for The Lovely One though! :rascal:
Will
Woooo hooooooo!!!!! :bounce: :bounce:
(I know it's a bit delayed - but I have had bedtime to sort out in between!)
England have wone the Twenty20 final - against Australia - and easily too!
OK, so I know that it's not REAL cricket (well, not in my book anyway) but, hey, it's an ICC final and the first one that England has ever won.
So, who would like to join me in a glass of bubbly - oh and a long and sensual massage to any lady who would like one! Bearing in mind I was playing professionally this morning (musically I mean) my fingers are nice and supple and looking for some flesh to caress.
Will :cheers:
Glad to have your company. Malt, I presume? If you're drinking it straight with no ice then I think you deserve something decent.
Will
What's the likely outcome if the cat gets the strawberry ice cream?
It leaves a rather strange aftertaste
Glad to see that the clientele have been making use of the place in my absence.
Hmm, not much gone from the bar, but look at the state of the jacuzzi? :shock: :shock:
There's water splashed all over the place. Ah well, at least people have been enjoying themselves. I'll get a mop and bucket.
Now then, time to do some bottling up, England is in the World Twenty20 final this afternoon so we'll need plenty of beer (for me, at least).
Now then, it's not too early for a pre-prandial libation. Anyone care to join me?
Will
What's the minimum requirement for a cross dressing gig?
A sort of high-pitched squeal.
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just come over here in the water.
Will provides a couple of glasses before retreating discreetly.
Will
Bearing in mind the jacuzzi hasn't been used yet I thik we should test it, can I get you a drink first?
* there is the sound of a champagne cork popping *
Will
Absolutely, walk this way :rascal:
* Will flicks the switches for the jacuzzi and sauna and dims the lights as he leads Kaz through the premises. He notices her prominent nipples *
Hmm, is it cold in here or are you enjoying yourself?
Will