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willxx69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
Bisexual Female, 59
0 miles · Wiltshire
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Right then, it seemed to me that the bar has been getting a little crowded these days, so I've had some work done this week.
The bar is now about three times longer than it was; there are some nice comfy sofas and coffee tables; right down at the bottom there is now a jacuzzi (big enough for about 8-10 people) and a sauna. Oh, and between the sauna and there sofas there is a pole - just in case any of the ladies feel like entertaining us.
Upstairs (yes, there is now an upstairs) is a 'chill out area', very large, soft leather sofas - I might even think of installing some couches and perhaps even a playroom or two if there is a call for it (this is turning into more of a club than a bar!).
Of course, the larger premises mean that we will now need extra staff. Volunteers always welcome and will be interviewed personally by myself and Sappho.
Enjoy!
Will
PS This is starting to sound like the GFZ. Does anyone else remember that?
The bar is now about three times longer than it was; there are some nice comfy sofas and coffee tables; right down at the bottom there is now a jacuzzi (big enough for about 8-10 people) and a sauna. Oh, and between the sauna and there sofas there is a pole - just in case any of the ladies feel like entertaining us.
Upstairs (yes, there is now an upstairs) is a 'chill out area', very large, soft leather sofas - I might even think of installing some couches and perhaps even a playroom or two if there is a call for it (this is turning into more of a club than a bar!).
Of course, the larger premises mean that we will now need extra staff. Volunteers always welcome and will be interviewed personally by myself and Sappho.
Enjoy!
Will
PS This is starting to sound like the GFZ. Does anyone else remember that?
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Quote by Freckledbird
Yes, I do the 'biled egg' thing too. Cut the top off and then eat the felsh with a teaspoon.
Will
:shock: Will! Two mistakes in one post :shock:
If I'm just eating the kiwi fruit, I eat it like a boiled egg. However, if I'm eating it as part of a fruit salad, it'll be peeled and sliced.
:doh:
ops:Look, it's been a long week and I'm VERY tired! Mind you, I had to laugh at 'biled egg'!
It's always amusing when a mistake makes a perfectly valid word but with a totally different meaning.Will :oops:
PS I'm going to have to go back and change the original post now!
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Quote by noladreamsOh my word. You and I would SO get on. It could get very messy though - in a good way! :twisted:
After caiprinhas, my other fave cocktails are:
Bellini - champagne & fresh peach puree, sometimes with an added peach schnapps or liqueur.
Poinsettia - champagne, triple sec & cranberry juice (perfick for Christmas brunch)
White Russian - kahlua, vodka & cream
Oh there are too many to mention, really! :lol2:
Will
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Quote by KaznkevI was wondering when we would see you.
Bacon buttie please,and i have some fresh eggs laid this morning if you want to whip up am omlette.
But can i curl up somewhere for a nap?4 hour sleep doth not a kaz satisfy(although in all other ways i was satisfied last night :twisted: )
Glad to hear you had a good night :twisted:
Bacon butties coming up. Not terribly good at omelettes, but Sappho reckons I make the best scrambled eggs in the world (they have a special secret Will ingredient) that are especially good with smoked salmon, or with mushrooms stirred into them.
Will
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Quote by anais
At least he was wearing boxers when you saw him! :shock:
They were postman pat ones!!
:? :? :? And he had them on his head!!!! :lol:Oooh, this brings back memories of a post-munch shenanigans involving Sappho, Sarge in Mr Men boxers and a lot of chocolate. :shock: :shock:The most memorable piece of dialogue:
Sappho: "Oh dear, Mr Happy's all chocolatey."
Sarge: "Yes, and Mr Chocolatey is very happy."
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Ahhh, happy days.
Will
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Quote by BIoke
Hang on, BIoke, Nola, The Lovely One and me - sounds like a party!! :twisted:
Yes, we could show you what four Caipirinha's do to you
* Will enthusiastically reaches for the car keys - and then remembers he's on childwatch duty *
:x :xRight then - time to compare diaries!! :rascal: :rascal:
Will
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Quote by BIoke
I could make you Caipirinha's and you'd be on your back in no time :rascal:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by BiokeComing right up. All this talk of food is making my mouth water. Need to go and find something to gobble on....
Egg toasties for me please - yum yum :bounce:
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No problem.
I'm guessing it's mostly those with childen who are up at this time on a Sunday
Home alone with three children 5 and under today :crazy: Place your bets on how early I start drinking!
Of course, as a responsible parent in charge I won't (except perhaps a glass of red with the beef casserole I prepared last night). Mind you, as soon as Sappho walks through the door this evening a very large G&T will be called for.
Will
I'm guessing it's mostly those with childen who are up at this time on a Sunday
Home alone with three children 5 and under today :crazy: Place your bets on how early I start drinking!
Of course, as a responsible parent in charge I won't (except perhaps a glass of red with the beef casserole I prepared last night). Mind you, as soon as Sappho walks through the door this evening a very large G&T will be called for.
Will
