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wonderknobhead
Over 90 days ago
Male

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er.. I could give you a quick gobble.. just to take the edge off?
I only joined here today too... and so far I've had 37 shags, driven 487 miles and got a new theme tune..
You'll be fine..
Lol.. I wasnt going to listen... I was gonna put you on hold.. y'know to prolong the moment for you...
Sorry about your ma..
Aw man.. thats awful...
No-one to hear you?
Phone me next time your about to shoot yer load
(but fer chrissake don't dial your mum by mistake..)
Jeez.. Countdown.. Im not sure I can concentrate enought to count as well.. and where do you start.. from 10? from 50?.. from 400???
Hey thats it.. that funny sound sound from 'Countdown'
Dee du Dee du.. Diddlely duuuu...
Perfect!
Hmmm..
It doesnt particularly float my boat.. but the thing is "Im gonna cum... etc".. is a bit over-used.. and occasionally I've been caught out too.. cos you say it.. and then for whatever reason you dont actually cum.. so people stop believing you!..
it does make me giggle to tho..
Maybe whistling the theme from 'Blue Peter'?
Nooo...
Really... I just thought it would be nice to try something different..
Maybe I should stop..
Do you think its ok to make a noise.. Of course there are the obvious sounds.. but I've just started trying out a kinda cavalry charge sound.. y'know the bugle sound like on a western..
Im not sure that everyone likes it..
But in a swinging situation is a useful warning so that people can take cover etc..
Anyone from here likely to be there.. Kirsty and I are going to give it a try... had some fun in Eurphoria last week and so we thought we try somewhere different.. Is it to be recommended?