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xeixei
Over 90 days ago
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Just woke up with a horrible hang over, sorry that i just vanished at the end of the night, my homing instincts just went onto autopilot for some reason.
MikeC you mummys boy, you're definatly Bi :giggle:
oh, this is XeiXei BTW, thanks lep for telling me how to change the name ^_^
:edit: except it hasn't changed for some reason, oh well rolleyes
just dragging this thread back from the grave, any plans for this to go ahead?
Damn it, i missed this thread before i went, i was there. You may have seen me, the bloke wearing the guinness hat and the ireland flag
hiyo, i showed interest before when it was just the guys, still ok for me to be in?
Arrgh, you would post this a week after i left crewe for manchester, and i thought there was no action there sad
In that case i have a pleasing 13 incher. And you know what they say about men with big feet....
...
Well it's a lie!
We have a chinese here called "Yu Eit Lowng" it took me so long to realise what it was called until i tried pronoucing it.
And we also have a plumbing shop in Maccelsfeild called "S&M Supplies"
I'm not fussed if it's just guys, go on, count me in ^_^
Quote by MikeNorth

He claims that the length of your hand is the same length as your cock.
(Wrist to the tip of your middle finger)
Now I am not necessarily asking if thats the case. I am more interested in whether anyone has heard that saying before because I haven't dunno

No, I've never heard this before either, but if the spammers get to hear of it they will all be offering help for us to lengthen our hands. lol
LMAO, "Enlarge your hands the natural way, with these new growth pills" saying that, i'm sure the ladies could find a use for our longer hands ;) :lol: :lol:
He'll definatly be missed by myself. I just to love the way he struggled with his jokes, he thought they were funny but no one else was on his wavelength.
I didn't think he looked that bad though.
It's a sad day for TV, that's for sure
Yeah, I've heard about this. My hands are pretty big, but shamefully i dont have an exact match downstairs sad
Just wondering if anyone if off to any of the major music festivals this summer and would like to meet up with others, purely in a vanilla sense.
Myself, I'll be off to the leeds festival this year.
Respond with which festivals you are going to, and if we are lucky, some of us could be meeting each other
Quote by Rob1961
Sorry Rob, I'm not in a position to give you any advice but I'd love to know how you found out they were swingers?
And good luck for tonight. I hope you all enjoy each other.

Its funny really, they went away for the weekend and I looked after there dogs, As they had told me to make myself at home i turned on teh computer to take a look at this site.
Not thinking anything about it, a few days later I popped in and was confronted by (J) with a list of the web-sites ii had visited from the PC history.
A bit silly really as i worked in Computer Ops for years and should have remembered that.
anyway a few beer later and it was all out that they were swingers as well and were looking for a 3rd and so i was in.
But all this still dont change my original prob, thats if it is a prob
Be very very careful with this, remember that you'll be % unlikely to sway her to you if you like her that much,
in fact, if the emotions are too strong from you, i'd recomend pulling out of this. I know it may seem like a sacrilage, but you could end up messing your mind up if you do it!
I've just come off work from the bar, feeling pretty tired and i have to deal with the granada news crew coming in tomorrow afternoon to film interviews within our pub ><;;; which means a nice early start so that the place is presentable..
SHOOT ME NOW mad
Quote by bunnycpl
ok sorry to change the subject but what is a bukkake
thanx guys in advance
MRS B xx

bukkake is when mummy and daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy *ect* want to make mummy very very messy.
It comes from japan where the objective of it is to make the subject feel shameful by shooting their loads over her until she (sometimes he) becomes pretty much drenched in the stuff
Quote by Lucifer67
hehe, the warm welcome continues. Thanks again guys such a wonderful and warm welcome, you guys are an asset to the internet community. So glad its nearly weeked, anyone up to anything fun and interesting this weekend? (not a plug for anything just a general friendly question smile ). And to answer the blue/red question, yes you caught me out! like my good friend ego (hey ego mate we should get a night on the town sorted soon) being a mancunian born and bred i am a true blue ;)
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Does that make me the only red mancunion on here then? Awh well, at least i have people to banter with on here after the derby matches lol :lol: (which we'll win of course biggrin)
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Quote by Dino.
ow doo mate and welcome , another manc , blue or red ??
(must be a blue , he`s born and bred in manchester) lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*mumbles* bitter blue *$!@" :lol:
Some of us born in manchester are reds aswell, well, we will be again when glazier leaves!
Can we still post them in here though?
If so, i have to say one that's already been said and go for Fern Britton. I'm not sure what it is, there really is something about her. It's just that look on her face, her cheerful attitude and the way she laughs.
She certainly is very high in my list of celeb's.
and if we can't continue to post them in here, delete this then ^_^
Happy birthday

(even though it means very little from a relitive newbie ^^;;; )
Hey, i've gotta agree with one of the first response to this, turn bi! in men seaking men, you get loads of responses. I only joined last week or so, and already i've had two random encounters and at least another 8 responses. As for my guy looking for a woman/couple. Only the one response, but i think that's a fake ^^;;
But really, just to reitterate what everyone else has already said, this isn't about just random sex, it's not just a meat market. If you want that, go clubbing! buy a random student girl some drinks and if you can make her laugh, your laughing for the night. But that sort of thing isn't good enough for me, i want to have these people as friends, not just random lays. I don't care if i get a shag off any of them, as long as i can talk to them about the things i like and such, i'm happy.
And that's all i care about. Friendship lasts alot longer than a quick shag!
(and that's the end of my end of american sitcom moral speach, jesus, i wonder what ep this was about to have that speach, and where i can find this series!)
If you ignore alot of the one lines "In the area, want to f**k?" you'll find alot of us single males are very pleasing to chat to, i have alot of them on my MSN, and each one (bar a couple) are all very very nice people!
Hey, I'm fairly new myself, I'm very much into the whole punk/rock/metal/indie scene.
Any body from the manchester area who goes to the rock nights in town. such as the nights at Jilleys.
At the moment, i'm completly in love with the new system of a Down album, i've listened to it so many times already and i can't wait for "Hypnotise" later on in the year biggrin
it's not a sin for 2 guys to go at it, infact i enjoy it alot. But i know what you mean, most men would turn their noses up and the slight thought of going with a guy, they should realise that as long as everyone is having fun that there is nothing wrong with it!
Quote by bluexxx
There you go sexy eyes, here's my contribution to your pic collection...

Oh yeah, and if we get any more complaints about you hassling people for pics, you'll be shown the door if you haven't already done one. OK
rolleyes

Pwhooor! Now that's what i'm talking about lol
Seriously dude, we can all see through you, heck you sent me PM's until you found out i was a guy :lol: then they suddenly seemed to dry up, how queer :roll:
I have a really tough time ejaculating during sex, I suppose it's a good thing as it's better than just coming within a couple of minutes. And it means i can go alot longer, saying that, watch me come really quickly next time rolleyes
For me, it would have to be the following
Paul Merton - For his spontanious surrealism
Armando Iannuchi - The REAL tallent behind Alan Partridge, and a very intelligent man (Left wing)
Stephen Fry - A nice right wing opinion to counter act Armando's Left wing views, which should lead to some great political debates.
If he were still with us, i'd have to choose the great John Peel, but seen as this is a fantasy dinner, why not.
Dougless Adams - I'd invite him, but he'd probably turn up horrendously late as he did with all his work
Quinten Tarrentino - The guy's a genius and a good laugh, what more do you want
seemingly, it's a lads night in for mine, so lets forget that it's a posh dinner party and make it a drinking session!