I know it's all been said before... but...

2 Aug 2006

... if there are any ladies out there in SW London(ish) who would a (potentially) saucey massage.... give us yell...
I'd like to try...
of course... I cant tell you I won't get excited... coz I will most probably... but if youre happy with the massage and no more... so am I!
if there might be anything else on your mind...well... who am I to refuse...? lol
It could be a little kinky if you wish...or not!
so..ermm... what do you think?
LP
londonplaything
>>blimey!..100 posts!<<

2 Aug 2006

LP!!!!

You've done a Lets Meet Up post and totally neglected to say what a pretty damn fine specimen of a man you are cool

Not only that - you've drawn more attention to the fact you've done 100 posts, than you have on yer ad!!! :shock: Talk about modest!!!! rolleyes

OK girls - I'll have to do the writing for him :roll:
"Bluddy good looking, and extremely easy going, easy to talk to bloke wants to give someone a rub down, maybe more :twisted: But even if it ain't more, you're gonna come away, having had a really nice time out with one of the genuine good guys 8-)
What more can I say? dunno

Now LP, I suggest you clear off for an hour and write "I'm great and need to show off more" 100 times :jagsatwork:

2 Aug 2006

LP grabs pen and paper...sets about task in hand....
errmm... Missy... thankyou indeed... I'm currently blushing to the roots of my..whatever has roots... and blushes!
(can I just stress here, for the record, that Missy is of no relation, be it family or business... and I believe she is in debt to me in no way of which Im aware!!...hehe)
and..
once again...
thankyouuuuuu ~x~
LP

2 Aug 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well it was quite obvious you weren't gonna blow your own trumpet (ooerrr cool

), in fact you've made it clear that you're rubbish at it, sorry LP but you are confused

, so thought I would do it for you (bigger oooerrrr!! :shock: )
:smug:

2 Aug 2006

looks like LP's pulled?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bolt

2 Aug 2006

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how many times????
LP
londonplaything

2 Aug 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
Blow me!!!
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how many times????
LP
londonplaything

:crazy:
Big Head rolleyes

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

2 Aug 2006

Quote by DeeCee
looks like LP's pulled?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm doin me good turn of the day ...... and trying to pull for him :happy:
It ain't easy this being the single guy tho is it? :undecided: I'm knackered and already running out of pullin lines, and I've only done one thread :shock:

2 Aug 2006

even with all your good work Missy... there ain't no pulling (my turn to *ooo-errr*) going on here...
...unless...ahaa, rubs chin and twizzles 'tache in a devious manner....
... nope.. no joy....
and ive washed my hands too ladies!
honest!
LP
londonplaything

2 Aug 2006

...it's just not happening is it?
lol
LP

2 Aug 2006

Ok Missy.......... do me a good turn eh?
I *need/like* a tall, slim fella, lottsa stamina, strong, healthy with a special tool............. wink

Got a shed I have to put together lol

xanaisx

2 Aug 2006

oh well...
thats this thread done for then
cheers
LP

2 Aug 2006

Your very welcome wink

2 Aug 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh Anais!! Thought I had cracked it then :lol2: In fact was about to boot LP out the thread, scratch me nuts (socks), and give me best come hither look blink

We need another social do, that's what we need - have you sorted out in no time then LP, so don't you get all dispondent yet! :jagsatwork:
Failing that, you can always do some shed building for our gorgeous Anais :happy: Not quite the sensual massage that was planned :undecided: ........ but she'll be able to ogle your rippling muscles if you catch the weather just right cool

:lol2:

Missy - off to buy her own flat pack of shed :happy:

2 Aug 2006

Quote by Missy
Missy - off to buy her own flat pack of shed :happy:

2 Aug 2006

no thanks....
we got *history*...
...sheds or otherwise...lol
LP

2 Aug 2006

Quote by Missy
Missy - off to buy her own flat pack of shed :happy:

2 Aug 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
no thanks....
we got *history*...
...sheds or otherwise...lol
LP

In ya dreams LP rolleyes

:roll:

2 Aug 2006

Quote by anais
no thanks....
we got *history*...
...sheds or otherwise...lol
LP

In ya dreams LP rolleyes

:roll:

Just cos I beat you at scrabble!!! lol

2 Aug 2006

speelong always was an issue for me
ANd you had the Q & Z!!!
Im not butter
LP
londonplaything

2 Aug 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
speelong always was an issue for me
ANd you had the Q & Z!!!
Im not butter
LP
londonplaything

Ok I was lucky, this one really won me it................ W an K, a six letter word across a tripple! HAH!
xanaisx

2 Aug 2006

Quote by Missy
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh Anais!! Thought I had cracked it then :lol2: In fact was about to boot LP out the thread, scratch me nuts (socks), and give me best come hither look
We need another social do, that's what we need - have you sorted out in no time then LP, so don't you get all dispondent yet! :jagsatwork:
Failing that, you can always do some shed building for our gorgeous Anais :happy: Not quite the sensual massage that was planned :undecided: ........ but she'll be able to ogle your rippling muscles if you catch the weather just right
:lol2:
Missy - off to buy her own flat pack of shed :happy:

Awwwww Missy..... good try! lol

I could do with something to ogle at too! I like a nice wiggling butt....if you see one, give us a yell!!
xanaisx

3 Aug 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
... if there are any ladies out there in SW London(ish) who would a (potentially) saucey massage.... give us yell...
I'd like to try...
of course... I cant tell you I won't get excited... coz I will most probably... but if youre happy with the massage and no more... so am I!
if there might be anything else on your mind...well... who am I to refuse...? lol
It could be a little kinky if you wish...or not!
so..ermm... what do you think?
LP
londonplaything
>>blimey!..100 posts!<<

Damn ... tempting, very tempting ...are we talking full and complete body massage?? :twisted:

3 Aug 2006

Quote by anais
Awwwww Missy..... good try! I could do with something to ogle at too! I like a nice wiggling butt....if you see one, give us a yell!!
xanaisx

This one do ya?? :lol:
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Mal
wink

3 Aug 2006

Quote by Abilene
... if there are any ladies out there in SW London(ish) who would a (potentially) saucey massage.... give us yell...
I'd like to try...
of course... I cant tell you I won't get excited... coz I will most probably... but if youre happy with the massage and no more... so am I!
if there might be anything else on your mind...well... who am I to refuse...? lol
It could be a little kinky if you wish...or not!
so..ermm... what do you think?
LP
londonplaything
>>blimey!..100 posts!<<

Damn ... tempting, very tempting ...are we talking full and complete body massage?? :twisted:
Wooohoooooooo :bounce:
But how come you're replying to LPs ad and not my effort below :shock: :shock: :shock:
< scratches her his sock nuts, coughs and mutters about having to take duff ad lessons from LP

Quote by Mal

Awwwww Missy..... good try! I could do with something to ogle at too! I like a nice wiggling butt....if you see one, give us a yell!!
xanaisx

This one do ya?? :lol:
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Mal
wink

No ya daft sod........... that ones far to edible to be ogleable rolleyes

3 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy

Missy - off to buy her own flat pack of shed :happy:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You're getting your six packs muddled up with yer flat packs Sheddy :rotflmao: One thing you ain't is flat!!! Although I'm sure you have a magnificent six pack lol

3 Aug 2006

Quote by Missy
Although I'm sure you have a magnificent six pack

:hunk: well I wouldn't call it magnificent but I do have one :hunk:
When I breath in.................... a lot redface

3 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
Although I'm sure you have a magnificent six pack

:hunk: well I wouldn't call it magnificent but I do have one :hunk:
When I breath in.................... a lot redface

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Are you sure that's your six pack and not your rib cage?? confused

3 Aug 2006

:doh:

3 Aug 2006

errmm...
hello?
about this massage then......
LP