Apology

8 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Lock this thread?????
No way!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Sarge !!!

Clare asked for her thread to be locked
How dare you unlock it for your own wickedness. evil

I want an apology ! mad

You should not use the magic buttons so lightly. Its not professional. confused

8 Feb 2005

:giggle:

8 Feb 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Lock this thread?????
No way!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Sarge !!!

Clare asked for her thread to be locked
How dare you unlock it for your own wickedness. evil

I want an apology ! mad

You should not use the magic buttons so lightly. Its not professional. confused

I'm with her!! I think it's in the public interest that you apologise to your colleague. Some role model you are!!
lol

Mind you MrsFC deactivated Sarge temporarily and he had to BEG on bended knees :giveup: :giveup: to be allowed back in again! rotflmao

8 Feb 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock:
He did it again.., need the big guns now..
Black Dalek will be called upon.
:shock: :shock:

8 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
Mind you MrsFC deactivated Sarge temporarily and he had to BEG on bended knees :giveup: :giveup: to be allowed back in again!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!
A man in uniform on his knees :twisted: :twisted:
innocent

8 Feb 2005

Quote by KcKat

Mind you MrsFC deactivated Sarge temporarily and he had to BEG on bended knees :giveup: :giveup: to be allowed back in again!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!
A man in uniform on his knees :twisted: :twisted:
innocent

Would have been more convincing if he'd taken all his clothes off first! wink

A naked man on his knees is so inviting. :sticky:

8 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
Mind you MrsFC deactivated Sarge temporarily and he had to BEG on bended knees :giveup: :giveup: to be allowed back in again!

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Shireen
xxx

8 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags

Mind you MrsFC deactivated Sarge temporarily and he had to BEG on bended knees :giveup: :giveup: to be allowed back in again!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!
A man in uniform on his knees :twisted: :twisted:
innocent

Would have been more convincing if he'd taken all his clothes off first! wink

A naked man on his knees is so inviting. :sticky:
All men do "inviting". Naked men do "begging".

8 Feb 2005

I stand corrected!!
lol

8 Feb 2005

I think it's hysterical personally .... the Sarge on his kness begging .. now there's a sight you don't see very often (well unless you're Venus :giggle smile

After receiving on of his temp bans (ok I was asking for it but that's beside the point) I think he should suffer :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

8 Feb 2005

Quote by Calista
I think it's hysterical personally .... the Sarge on his kness begging .. now there's a sight you don't see very often (well unless you're Venus :giggle
After receiving on of his temp bans (ok I was asking for it but that's beside the point) I think he should suffer :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

He is and he will.... MrsFC is on the warpath now and not even one of his tanks will help him now!
:shock:

8 Feb 2005

Mark, you have the power. Let him back, but restrict his access to any one of my discursive threads (Dynamics, IQ/Kant, Equality....to name a few)
Not that I`m bitter or anything............:mrgreen:
Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Mark, you have the power. Let him back, but restrict his access to any one of my discursive threads (Dynamics, IQ/Kant, Equality....to name a few)
Not that I`m bitter or anything............:mrgreen:
Venusxxx

HIJACK - am waiting for you to post about Kafka before I get involved!!
END OF HIJACK!
Now is Sarge still on his knees???
lol

8 Feb 2005

No !!! I've spotted him trying to find a change of clothes, from Venus :shock:

DON'T DO IT VENUS !!!!!!!!

8 Feb 2005

Franz Kafka?
Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

:shock: This is all very strange, and I have to say Kit has been keeping me informed of events while I have been glued to the goggle box waiting to see if Daniel found the ultimate truth to defeat Annubis.
Sarge has suggested a reason for all this strange female behaviour, which I am sure that he will not mind me sharing with you.
It seems that one of the side effects of moderating is the co-ordination of the female moderators fertility cycles.
It appears that poor Sarge is the victim of mass PMS. :shock:

Quote by Mark
Don't worry, I am behind you mate.

Me too Sarge, I think your suggestion to de-activate all female mods for one week a month was a brilliant idea. cool

:twisted:
lhk
Kat

8 Feb 2005

Quote by KitKat
:shock: This is all very strange, and I have to say Kit has been keeping me informed of events while I have been glued to the goggle box waiting to see if Daniel found the ultimate truth to defeat Annubis.

Did he???? My firkin father rang and I missed it mad

As for mass PMS... I'm sure you misunderstood that for Mass PM's ...... don't let the wily Sarge suck you in :shock: :shock: (not sure how I mean that :twisted: )

8 Feb 2005

Quote by MrsFC
No !!! I've spotted him trying to find a change of clothes, from Venus :shock:

DON'T DO IT VENUS !!!!!!!!

Shhh! Reading about Franz Kafka..
did you know he was never published within his lifetime and he didn`t like sex? :shock:
Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

*Wonders who is going to awaken to find themselves changed to a huge cockroach*

8 Feb 2005

Quote by Vix
*Wonders who is going to awaken to find themselves changed to a huge cockroach*

Sarge????

Sorry'ish!
redface

8 Feb 2005

D'ya know!!!! When I saw the title of this thread I thought "Aw, bless!! Mrs FC is feeling guilty for getting over zealous with her buttons. How nice of her to start a thread to apologise to me." confused

So, happily I clicked on the thread, already composing a post saying how nice it was of her to apologise, when what do I find????
SHE WANTS ME TO APOLOGISE!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not only that, but the other female Mods have come out in support of her!! :shock: :shock: :shock: rolleyes

(You know how when several women live together their Cycles synchronise ............... )
The only time I have been on bended knee to a woman was when I was very drunk and tripped up in front of my girlfriend. I asked her to carry me, but the deaf old bint misheard, and a few months later she became Mrs Bilko !! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now, I have to reveal that Clarelincs PM'd me begging me not to lock the thread and to thank me for putting the link to this thread into my signature.
confused

So Gents, do you think I should apologise to Mrs FC and the Gang?? (I ask the gents as I know the "Ladies" will gang up on me!!) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused

8 Feb 2005

Quote by Mark
Oh dear Sarge :uhoh:
Looks like you're up against it tonight. Don't worry, I'm behind you mate...
About 10 miles behind you and increasing!

Don't think that Mark will take too kindly to you saying he's female!! He may even be pushed to deactivating you again!!
:shock: :shock:
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

8 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
(I ask the gents as I know the "Ladies" will gang up on me!!) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Oh heck - i've been left stranded outside camp again!!! rolleyes

8 Feb 2005

Quote by KitKat
It seems that one of the side effects of moderating is the co-ordination of the female moderators fertility cycles.

Quote by Sgt Bilko
(You know how when several women live together their Cycles synchronise ............... )

Great minds think alike!! rotflmao

8 Feb 2005

Ooooooooh Sarge! Just in time! :bounce:
Franz Kafka.
Misunderstood literary genius or psychological anomaly? :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
It seems that one of the side effects of moderating is the co-ordination of the female moderators fertility cycles.

Quote by Sgt Bilko
(You know how when several women live together their Cycles synchronise ............... )

Great minds think alike!! rotflmao

Feeling comfie there Sarge? So - that would be - comfie in intellectual compatability with the kat that licks it's own arse? confused

8 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Misunderstood literary genius or psychological anomaly? :mrgreen:

Erm.... psychological anomaly confused

(Didn't he ride a bike??) :shock: :shock: :shock:

8 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Franz Kafka.
Misunderstood literary genius or psychological anomaly? :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Both.

8 Feb 2005

Fuck off. Didn`t have a clue who he was til Jags mentioned him........
a bluff is a wonderful thing IF NOBODY COMES ALONG AND SPOILS IT! evil

hate you.
Venusxxx

8 Feb 2005

Ooooh! Who edited my post!! mad

(then un-edited it redface

)
Venus, I am sorry, I thought you were a fan. You talk the talk, mate.