Sorry and all that, but from where I am currently sitting the rain is p........g down, when I get up in the morning it is dark, and the nights are drawing in. Leaves will soon start to fall, the central heating will go on and Tescos' will be displaying Christmas Decorations. Oh God, winter must be nearly upon us.
SO - Suggestions please : All you bright, imaginative, creative bold people - what can we do with the longer, colder winter evenings and nights? Tell me your wackiest, sexiest, silliest suggestions. Would say the best one gets a prize, but then I would be lying. The best one gets giggled over though.
I have some ideas, but I want to see what other people come up with. Oh, and by the way - any suggestions involving beasts of burden, vegetables or public humiliation will be ignored.... although the vegetable thing sounds promising....
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Bad news - Winter is drawing on
Sex God
I can't say I've noticed winter getting closer due to the fact that summer never actually arrived :fuckinghell: .
Dogging is better in winter, most of the boy racers are tucked up in bed by 9pm being read bedtime stories by their mummies :P .
I don't have any other positive things to say about it, higher fuel bills, snow (oh how I hate snow), have to wear a coat at all times (even in the house when I was at a previous abode :shock: ), trains always late due to the fact that the country is not prepared for bad weather even though we get it every year :dry: , being sent home from work cos the temp goes below 16 degrees (hold on, that's good, except see above mentioned late running of trains)... I could go on but that wasn't what the thread is about
Dogging is better in winter, most of the boy racers are tucked up in bed by 9pm being read bedtime stories by their mummies :P .
I don't have any other positive things to say about it, higher fuel bills, snow (oh how I hate snow), have to wear a coat at all times (even in the house when I was at a previous abode :shock: ), trains always late due to the fact that the country is not prepared for bad weather even though we get it every year :dry: , being sent home from work cos the temp goes below 16 degrees (hold on, that's good, except see above mentioned late running of trains)... I could go on but that wasn't what the thread is about
Sex God
Quote by fluffer
its amazing....just today been to Tesco's and they just put christmas section boxes up on the shelves....not even half way throu September yet !!!
ive seen xmas cards on sale for at least a month!
Oh just don't get me started about Xmas
Bah Humbug
Sex God
Quote by deancannock
its amazing....just today been to Tesco's and they just put christmas section boxes up on the shelves....not even half way throu September yet !!!
:eeek: :eeek:
:bolt: Dark winter nights normally mean I start cooking really nice comfort foods like hot pots and stews and that means getting warm and snuggly in the house. I come over all motherly and tend to feed my guests and ply them with drink, and make sure they are all wrapped up warm before they leave. .. other than that, I still go out and get too drunk, just get a bit colder when trying to flag a taxi down, but then up in Newcastle we always go out without a coat when on the drink so we are used to it.
Sex God
Winter
Too Feckin Dark
Too Feckin Cold
and i really feckin hate xmas :taz:
Too Feckin Dark
Too Feckin Cold
and i really feckin hate xmas :taz:
Sex God
Quote by seagull69
I have noticed that swingers clubs tend to be a bit dead in the summer months but come winter they are packed. Anyone else noticed this
YES! I have noticed that. Good point! And the saunas are always much nicer in winter, kinda luxury when everywhere else is freezing.....
Oooh, winter ain't that bad after all
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sex God
Quote by seagull69
I have noticed that swingers clubs tend to be a bit dead in the summer months but come winter they are packed. Anyone else noticed this
Yes :thumbup: ive noticed this. Including myself :rascal:
Quote by HornyRed
I have noticed that swingers clubs tend to be a bit dead in the summer months but come winter they are packed. Anyone else noticed this
Yes :thumbup: ive noticed this. Including myself :rascal:
So thats official then that winter months make us more horney, bring it on :bounce:
the thing is we go to the beach and the children are home so much more in the summer making it difficult for people .. all those easter breaks .. 2 bank holidays in May and then the long summer holidays .. I am sure its very difficult for many people plus the money doesn't stretch that far when the children want ice creams etc.
Come the winter and they are well tucked up with their play stations etc and mum and dad can play then
DD
Come the winter and they are well tucked up with their play stations etc and mum and dad can play then
DD
Sex God
I love winter, can't wait for it. I find hot humid weather extremely unpleasant and there's no escape from it. In winter if you're cold you turn on the heater or exercise or shag or wrap up in woolies... in summer, once you're sitting naked in front of the open freezer, that's it mate, you aint getting any cooler.
Quote by devondelight
I love late autumn/early winter all the halloween parties and christmas but after that its a long cold and dark time and I suffer from SAD .. so its not nice at all. Once we get to March and the light is getting better I feel better too.
DD
have you not got one of those light boxes? they are supposed to help with that.
Quote by fluffer
I love late autumn/early winter all the halloween parties and christmas but after that its a long cold and dark time and I suffer from SAD .. so its not nice at all. Once we get to March and the light is getting better I feel better too.
DD
have you not got one of those light boxes? they are supposed to help with that.
Errrr no ... you will have to educate me I have no idea what you are talking about .. light boxes
: DD
Orgasminator
Quote by fluffer
its amazing....just today been to Tesco's and they just put christmas section boxes up on the shelves....not even half way throu September yet !!!
ive seen xmas cards on sale for at least a month!
The thing that most irritates me is on Jan 2nd finding shelves being stocked with Easter Eggs... I mean really... Easter Eggs! At that time we haven't even seen out the traditional full twelve days of Xmas...
I want countdown to Xmas to start in middle of November not now!!!
:x :x Quote by fluffer
"The user can carry out normal activity** such as reading, working, eating and knitting while stationary in front of the box."
**alter as appropriate to your needs
What about sex .. can I lay infront of it while having sex
Thanks for the advise .. very useful fluffer ... (my aunty used to call farts fluffs
)Will always laugh at your name now lolol
DD
