BFZ is now open

27 Mar 2004

I think iI have remembered everything, food, booze, doylies,napkins.
Boys be careful in this room now as I have borrowed it from Jags.
I promised her that nothing would be moved or hidden, as you know she likes her flowery things.
Im off to find something to wear for tonight. Party here we all come!!! :high-smile:
OHHH SHIT!! I forgot Wilmas vodka jellies !!!

27 Mar 2004

If you girlies can post on the GFZ, then I'm going to risk a good kicking by coming on here...! Anyway I AM wearing the appropriate femenine attire, although it is a wee bit nippy about the derrier...!

27 Mar 2004

Come on in Rocky.. whats your tipple?
Your attire is fetching unlike mine. I still can't find anything to wear!! I might see if Jags has got something or Wilma.
Be back soon help yourself, and look after anyone else that comes in for the mo biggrin

27 Mar 2004

The place is empty rocky horror. I've been sat here for over an hour watching the football on the telly, it's a bit too noisy in the GFZ with all the work going on.
Get yourself something to eat and a beer, there's loads in the fridge. It would be a shame to let it go to waste. :twisted:
Steve

27 Mar 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Come on in Rocky.. whats your tipple?
Your attire is fetching unlike mine. I still can't find anything to wear!! I might see if Jags has got something or Wilma.
Be back soon help yourself, and look after anyone else that comes in for the mo

My clothes won't fit you MrsFC but you're welcome to rummage. Just look after the chintz please cos it's precious.
OK.. a LARGE gin and SMALL tonic for me please, no ice nor lemon, just plenty of gin. I'm off to get some slap on...
*brings in tiny tasty things on trays for later - but they seem to be bits of Fred :shock: *

27 Mar 2004

Kinky lizard just bringing a few bits and pieces to the party......
Just going to organise some entertainment, won't be long biggrin

Kinky Lizard

27 Mar 2004

This is outrageous, bringing pizza, hotdogs and wine is great Lizard, but there was no need to skewer, then spit roast my cat!

27 Mar 2004

I could only find Herts Man.....He said he knows a few tunes.....take it away Herts man, any requets???
(soz about the cat Herts Man, smells nice though!) biggrin

Kinky Lizard

27 Mar 2004

Right - got the TV and audio system stashed ready to setup when the paint has dried so can now concentrate on the party in here !
Had some money left (but not much !) so got three bottles of Absinthe which I'll prepare for those who are feeling adventurous, and a few bottles of Organic vinyard Cabernet Sauvignon for those wishing to play safe.
I'm off to get ready for the do and will be back a bit later !
Carpathian

27 Mar 2004

It's a BLOKES FREE ZONE... the operative words being BLOKES FREE - not free blokes!!
Not scoot, out, go, disappear, vamoosh, skidaddle, on your bike and pedal somewhere else.
Now... sport on telly, vodka jelly, tiny tasty things on a tray, remote control, party music - today I am mostly playing The Flying Pickets - and up the voulume!
**Well, shake it all baby, twist and shout...**

27 Mar 2004

I was only fingering the ebony and ivory for your musical entertainment, but hey if you say so Jags, I'm outta here :cry:

27 Mar 2004

Quote by Jags
It's a BLOKES FREE ZONE... the operative words being BLOKES FREE - not free blokes!!
Not scoot, out, go, disappear, vamoosh, skidaddle, on your bike and pedal somewhere else.
Now... sport on telly, vodka jelly, tiny tasty things on a tray, remote control, party music - today I am mostly playing The Flying Pickets - and up the voulume!
**Well, shake it all baby, twist and shout...**

This from the persom trying to choose the colour of the loo seats in the GFZ !! wink

Quote by MrsFC over in the GFZ
mumble mumble mumble mumble mumblei] Help!!! is anyone around i need some hands on to move this lot..
This party is going ahead come rain or shine I can't let all these good people down.
Ahhhhh!!! 8) The BFZ Its big enough.

It also seems we were invited for tonight whilst building work continues eleswhere !!
Now play nice, Jags - this is the "nice fluffy everybody-loves-everybody lets-get-things-back-on-track" party (tm) isn't it ??
Carpathian

27 Mar 2004

MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm - well, seeing as how you asked so nicely, but you'll need to get your hand stamped for your 'let'. Bags me to stamp hands!!!!

27 Mar 2004

Quote by Jags
MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm - well, seeing as how you asked so nicely, but you'll need to get your hand stamped for your 'let'. Bags me to stamp hands!!!!

I knew bribing you with that Pickets CD would come in handy ! 8)
I'll ensure a bottle of wine heads in your direction later. wink

27 Mar 2004

A WHOLE bottle... all for myself??? confused

:?

27 Mar 2004

Quote by Jags
A WHOLE bottle... all for myself??? :?

You drive a hard bargain Jags !!
Go on then !! rolleyes

27 Mar 2004

Well, Herts Man left and he took his piano with him....not sure how he will mangae on the bus, but i digress.
I have just found this laderhosen wearing bavarian busking on the street corner behind woolies. His name is Klauss, he'll keep you entertained for a while. I've tethered his Saint Bernard to the railings outside, just throw it a sausage every so often.
Now, sing up everyone....."eidelweiss...."
Kinky Lizard biggrin

27 Mar 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now.. WTF is Gretchen... she'd love this!!
x

27 Mar 2004

Here you go then, Jags, hide this away for later !

27 Mar 2004

Who the **** untethered the dog??????
Once he starts you can't shut him up!
Kinky Lizard biggrin

27 Mar 2004

Quote by Carpathian

Here you go then, Jags, hide this away for later !

WOW - that's bigger than 7".... not sure I can handle that one... *yeh*
Hicicity-hic (tm Jags 2004)

27 Mar 2004

Kit barges the door open with her bum and stumbles into the room.........
OK girls, here's my contribution to the party - one Vodka Melon and one Tia Maria Melon. They should be great with Wilma's gorgeous Vodka jelly. 8)
Only problem is, cos they both look the same I couldn't remember which was which when I was adding the top ups, so what we have really are Two Vodka and Tia Maria melons confused

Any one want to try them :twisted:
Off to do my nails and choose which shoes to wear, if I'm not back in two hours Mrs FC, please come and help me make my mind up, I really don't want to miss this party
Kit
xxx
wanders off thinking - red or blue or black or pink or leopard print or.......

27 Mar 2004

Okay kit!!! Just have a taster of this vodka melon, before hunting again in Jags drawers.
Wow!!! this melon is strong! Hope I last the night. :shock:

27 Mar 2004

Hi Kit, Jags, MrsFC
oh sorry I am late girls. I have been looking after fly this morning and Arti is a little miffed with me. Think fly may find himself a mate now he's all cleaned up and smelling great.
Anyway ,vodka jelly is fab. Had 4 last night, just to test them of course and wow they have the desired effect.
Who is the overweight German guy in the corner making eyes at Steveg? lol

Right pinny on........what can I do?
Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Mar 2004

KIT!!! xxxxxxxxxxx Tia Maria melons are fab, we'll need to use the left over squirty cream which I planked in the fridge last month.
Wilma - Vodka jellies are wonderful - but if you add the Tia Maria melons they are fabber.
I need a chair already.... what with the Tia Maria, vodka and the wine from Carpy... it's all too too wonderful and I love you all, yes, all, even the tossers xx

27 Mar 2004

Am I drunk already? I'm sure I posted in here earlier but now I can't find the post.....strange.....maybe I'm going looney....LoL rolleyes

27 Mar 2004

uch: Jags that slap in the other thread hurt. Now I may have to sit down here with you for a while. Pass the booze hun!!!
MrsFC, I noticed the wet patch on your skirt.
Rule number one of reading the forum. Empty bladder before you commence.
Rule number two of reading the forum. Do Not Take Mouthful Of any Liquid In Fear of Spitting It At The Monitor.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Mar 2004

Ah, Wilma.. every so slightly sorry - it was only a in-fun slap!! Have another vodka jelly, raspberry one do you>????? x xx
Don't mention the wet patch - it's not funny, it IS big and it is much cleverer than me...
More wine??

27 Mar 2004

Good evening ladies!
May I join you?
I think I need a drink. I lent my best Mink coat to Alex and it seems it has been dragged round half the countryside, in and out of middens, and used as a toilet for a number of ferrets! Some Art Gallery owner did all this it seems. At least I assume that's what he is - his name is Arti!
Have we any Vodka Martinis? I have brought some olives.

27 Mar 2004

Ahh Wilma glad you got here! You were right Jags nothing fitted. Can you be darling Wilma and pass me a BIG glass of wine.