GFZ - Girlie Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

19 Aug 2005

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

Come on in and relax your cares and worries away in the infamous GFZ.

New rule for GFZ 19 August - ALL posts must be in blue or they will be deleted, thrown on the BBQ or submerged to the bottom of the jacuzzi. We are homaging Sarge Bilko this weekend and you need to be a lookey-likey!!
:happy: :happy: :happy:

19 Aug 2005

Early doors Sarge???
Right.... fridge stocked?
BBQ stoked???
Jacuzzie heated?
Men in skimpy black shorts??
Sports Channel disabled??
And blue ink distributed to everyone? lol

:lol:

19 Aug 2005

Bring on the dancing men, the weekend is here!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
<cracks a cider>
<swears at Sarge for stupid drink shaking prank> mad

< books docs appointment for Sarge when he sees his 'yellowed' pants> :giggle:
<decides on wine> :undecided:
We do have dancing me, don't we? confused

Where are they? dunno

19 Aug 2005

Dancing MEN Missy??? WOW and double WOW. Book me a front row seat. What's the order of dancing men?
Sarge HAS to be first - complete with his lovely blue bow tie! Doing the 'Twist'
Mark next surely? - Doing the Time Warp?
Mal, is he around? - Doing the Fangdango??
I may just sit here all weekend and watch.
More blue gin please, my glass is empty. cool

8-) 8-)

19 Aug 2005

If Mr FC is going to dance I might have to pull up a chair :rascal:

19 Aug 2005

Oh yesssssss :bounce:
None of this strokey baby oil lappy dancy thing they try to do confused

- a good ol Time Warp, fanbluddytastic :twisted:
Oh please let MrFC stay here and crack nuts for us :twisted: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/173433987542e00dd40fbd8.gif :rascal:

19 Aug 2005

Now I have to admit to seeing MrFC in his Time Warp golden outfit, and stepping over him a couple of times too. If he could remain upright AND moving all at the same time then I could be forced to vote for him.
Never mind the X Factor on telly, we could have our own, our very own, X Factor competition for the Dancing Men.
My only worry is that some poor deluded bloke is going to come on with a white jump suit and do Disco like he's John Travolta ! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So, who's the Dancing Queen of SH then?
*looks around to see who's online*
lol

:lol:

19 Aug 2005

Oih!!!!!!
Stop using my blue ink! mad

:x :x :x :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:

19 Aug 2005

Thanks for the ink, Jags. I'll have a cider please, have we got any chocolate?

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags

And blue ink distributed to everyone?
:lol:

It's the rules Sarge! :lol: :lol: :lol:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Thanks for the ink, Jags. I'll have a cider please, have we got any chocolate?

Oh yes, plenty of chocolate! I was given a bucketload of white chocolate by the Flintstones and the mini-Flints last week - want some white buttons??
Mmmmmmmmm - I love white chocolate buttons! biggrin

19 Aug 2005

Nooooooooo white chocolate is wrong! Milk chocolate or plain chocolate for me, thanks. Can we melt it and dip bananas into it?

19 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Nooooooooo white chocolate is wrong! Milk chocolate or plain chocolate for me, thanks. Can we melt it and dip bananas into it?

Can't do plain so milk chocolate it is. And bananas? Yes please!! Sounds just what a gal needs after a hard days holiday!
:happy:

19 Aug 2005

Pah! only a day? I've had four hard weeks of holidays so far lol

19 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Pah! only a day? I've had four hard weeks of holidays so far

Don't remind me. Only two more to go. :cry: :cry: Only fair that we get down and boogie now.
No men around though. Cold feet, stiff limbs, faint heart???
:happy: :happy:

19 Aug 2005

Yeah and some of them have genital warts and smelly arses too :shock:
I found some marshmallows - shall we dip them in chocolate too?

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
Pah! only a day? I've had four hard weeks of holidays so far

Don't remind me. Only two more to go. :cry: :cry: Only fair that we get down and boogie now.
No men around though. Cold feet, stiff limbs, faint heart???
:happy: :happy:
Dodgy stomach!
What with hearing about genital warts and dirty backsides, I peep round the door and youre gorging yourselves on white chocolate and cider!
:shock:

19 Aug 2005

Marshmallows and dipped Happy Cats???
Divine. Happy Cats with a chocolate helmet??
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
Mmmmmmmmm - I love white chocolate buttons!

Oh... oh... oh... and what about white chocolate maltesers!!!! White choc icecream too! Ooooooooh!!!

19 Aug 2005

Quote by WibblyWobbly
Mmmmmmmmm - I love white chocolate buttons!

Oh... oh... oh... and what about white chocolate maltesers!!!! White choc icecream too!Ooooooooh!!!
Yuk! All wrong confused

19 Aug 2005

Can I have some as well please

19 Aug 2005

Is it safe to come in for a quiet weekend? Why is everyone so blue? lol

Dancing? you have to be joking, I am way to scary when I dance - I can sit in the Jacuzzi and Hand Jive though. biggrin

19 Aug 2005

I want to see your hands ABOVE the water all the time Roger or it'll be more than your hands jiving!!
As for the blues - it's a homage to Sarge. We take him so much for granted that he'll LOVE to see us all posting in his favourite colour. Make Sarge happy today day!
Just a few snogs to keep you going kiss

:kiss: :kiss:
biggrin

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
Can I have some as well please

Go on then..........I'm sure there's more than enough to go around Sarah wink

I'll refrain from dancing tho', I'd only embarrass myself confused

Unless I've had a few mellow Malts then..........................
..............I may just be the greatest dancer you've ever seen cool

xx

19 Aug 2005

:lol:
Just because my hands are above the water it doesn't mean I'm being good. wink

If we're paying homage to Sarge do we all need to hunt out our SH uniforms?
-
Private Dragon reporting for duty.

19 Aug 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Can I have some as well please

Go on then..........I'm sure there's more than enough to go around Sarah wink

I'll refrain from dancing tho', I'd only embarrass myself confused

Unless I've had a few mellow Malts then..........................
..............I may just be the greatest dancer you've ever seen cool

xx
Might be even more impressive if Sarah had the malt lol

19 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Might be even more impressive if Sarah had the malt

Now THAT could be arranged wink

19 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Can I have some as well please

Go on then..........I'm sure there's more than enough to go around Sarah wink

I'll refrain from dancing tho', I'd only embarrass myself confused

Unless I've had a few mellow Malts then..........................
..............I may just be the greatest dancer you've ever seen cool

xx
Might be even more impressive if Sarah had the malt lol

Malt where, dancing where, come on laird show us what you are made of :lol:

19 Aug 2005

Did someone mention malt ! lol

19 Aug 2005

Quote by MrFC
Did someone mention malt !

The ladies are handing out the malt, the only problem is they expect lewd dancing in return! :shock:
Why else do you think I am sat in the Jacuzzi and drinking water?