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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost!
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in

Ok the bar is stocked, the BBQ is on, there is an additional supply this week of pink fluffy stuff, glitter, feathers, paper and cloth material, liquid chocolate, squirty cream, melon and strawberries, so let the fun start.
Who is making what for whom and why
lol
Oh thank god for that, it's all getting too political out there for me and I don't understand any of it anyway so I'll have a VERY large bacardi and coke and someone nice and cuddly to share it with.........any offers passionkiss
Love
Fire xxxx
Sarah hun kiss
May I have a Red Bull with Sanatogen Tops please.
:love: from Phredd
No, no, no
I never said anything about me acting as bar staff
However, I could be bribed!!
:evil2:
Hello Fred poke ain't ya talking to me then :confused2:
Fire x
I'll have a nice cold Fosters and give me the paper an i'll make the hats lol
passionkiss for Fire (or is it stormy :lol: )
Quote by firelizard
Hello Fred poke ain't ya talking to me then :confused2:
Fire x

Hi me love xxxxx
Of course I am talking to you. I was just putting my order in but it looks like I will have to get me own cos I dont think I have whats needed to bribe Sarah lol
The poke tickled me in the ribs and I can stop rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Phredd :love:
Quote by goose35
I'll have a nice cold Fosters and give me the paper an i'll make the hats lol
passionkiss for Fire (or is it stormy :lol: )

No it's Fire rolleyes thats why I signed off as....Fire :giggle:
and thank you for my kiss kiss Stormy says where's his :giggle:
Love
Fire xx
liquid chocolate, squirty cream, melon and strawberries,
Right then I'll just lay down here with all the ingredients and be the buffett ! how's that sound :bounce:
Fire xx
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Before I have a nibble at the buffett can you tell me where about the Chocolate will be please confused:
I dont like Chocolate, kiss
Phredd :love:
Quote by Medic_1
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Before I have a nibble at the buffett can you tell me where about the Chocolate will be please confused:
I dont like Chocolate, kiss
Phredd :love:

:giggle: No worries, I've already eaten it!!!!
Fire xx
Quote by firelizard
liquid chocolate, squirty cream, melon and strawberries,
Right then I'll just lay down here with all the ingredients and be the buffett ! how's that sound :bounce:
Fire xx

I know it's terribly rude of me, but can I get naked and lay on top of you? It would make a terrible mess! :rascal:
bolt
Quote by Kiss_Me
...I know it's terribly rude of me, but can I get naked and lay on top of you? It would make a terrible mess! ...
Hmmmm... I will be making a mess too! :twisted:
Just a latte for me please, working again tonight banghead
though I COULD be persuaded by Firelizard, KM and squirty cream :rascal:
So it has come to this ey!
The UNAUTHORISED girl free zone rolleyes
Well thank god somebody 's had the balls(no offence Sarah) to open it :rascal:
Right on the red at the mo so shall continue with that cool
Hog roast anyone.... :twisted:
I'm not posting in here until you spell unauthourised correctly evil
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Just a latte for me please, working again tonight banghead
though I COULD be persuaded by Firelizard, KM and squirty cream :rascal:

Hmmmmm... that squirty cream's such a lucky git
Wot's 'e got that I ain't :twisted:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'm not posting in here until you spell unauthourised correctly evil

Oh meaty don't be so picky ! .............. lol
Will you talk to me if I spell it right :twisted:
unauthorized cool
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'm not posting in here until you spell unauthourised correctly evil

If I were you I'd be hiding from FB :shock: :shock:
Quote by Kiss_Me
liquid chocolate, squirty cream, melon and strawberries,
Right then I'll just lay down here with all the ingredients and be the buffett ! how's that sound :bounce:
Fire xx

I know it's terribly rude of me, but can I get naked and lay on top of you? It would make a terrible mess! :rascal:
bolt
Hmmm let me think about it for er.... 2 secs YES PLEEEZE!!!!! passionkiss
Fire xx
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Just a latte for me please, working again tonight banghead
though I COULD be persuaded by Firelizard, KM and squirty cream :rascal:

:notes: or coffee and a hump I know what one I'd choose!! blink
Love
Fire xx
Quote by redpantherman
Just a latte for me please, working again tonight banghead
though I COULD be persuaded by Firelizard, KM and squirty cream :rascal:

Hmmmmm... that squirty cream's such a lucky git
Wot's 'e got that I ain't :twisted:
Well SHE's soft, tasty and well squirty (Oh alright I'll give ya that one) :giggle:
Fire xx
Quote by firelizard
Just a latte for me please, working again tonight banghead
though I COULD be persuaded by Firelizard, KM and squirty cream :rascal:

:notes: or coffee and a hump I know what one I'd choose!! blink
Love
Fire xx
can I pass on the first one and just take the other two? :coffee: :hump: :smoke:
Evenin all wave
sillyhwoar: look at those 3 on the buffet table, roomm for a fat one? :twisted:
right then, start the night how we mean to go on, nice pint of spitfire please with a vodka chaser. and the usual 32oz T-Bone :P I'm famished.
so how is everyone?
Quote by Pete_sw
Evenin all wave
sillyhwoar: look at those 3 on the buffet table, roomm for a fat one? :twisted:
right then, start the night how we mean to go on, nice pint of spitfire please with a vodka chaser. and the usual 32oz T-Bone :P I'm famished.
so how is everyone?

Ello i'm ok with those three on the table. You tuck in to your meal :giggle:
Quote by Pete_sw
Evenin all wave
so how is everyone?

all the better for seeing you hunni kiss
Can I have a shot of anything you can lay ya hands on please? I am actually going to help out a friend and bar tend tonight ... should be a laugh but think I need a drink to get started!! lol
fire... your sig is very interesting... come over here sit on my lap and I will feed you grapes while we discuss the meaning of life and sex with your lovely husband
x x x x
p.s. btw sass- you know that you have an open invitation to my lap..... wink
Pork on the menu tonight :rascal:
Oh nooo
Wolves are on Sky tonight i need a whisky a great big one for the stress lol