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KitKat wrote:
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost!
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
MrFC pops his head round the door........sneaks into the darkness, pours himself a Hobgoblin and takes a pew.
After being up to his neck in mud and bullits all week contemplates a soak in the hot tub followed by a relaxing massage.
Blimey, first in, good timing. No hanging around, clothes off straight in that tub. Whoever arrives next please pour me a large red wine...(then come join me wink )
pink x
MrFC
Why has your bum stop wriggling???
:P
Quote by Sarah
MrFC
Why has your bum stop wriggling???
:P

Its his age :giggle:
I'm in! :bounce:
Armed with booze and chocolate!
Is it warm in there?! :rascal:
Mint tea for me please! :shock: Am fighting off the imminet arrival of a cold and need some restoration please.
A beautiful bouquet of flowers from a couple from this site has cheered up my almost snotty mood so a BIG HUGE passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: to them.
you need some zinc and plenty of vitamin c jags... how about a zinc supplement washed down with a nice vodka and fresh orange juice? lol
I'm in! :bounce:
Armed with booze and chocolate!
Is it warm in there?! :rascal:

DG it's perfect temp today, chocolate - have you bought rolos (my fave)?
pink x
Right any Fosters EC on tap
And
Any room in the jaccizzi wink
Quote by celestria
you need some zinc and plenty of vitamin c jags... how about a zinc supplement washed down with a nice vodka and fresh orange juice? lol

I've had vit c, omega 3 and vit b complex today! Fresh orange encourages snot and vodka encourages bad behaviour!
Maybe a gin and tonic after the weekend so save me some please?
cool
I could do with a nice stiff drink.... with roasted nuts...smile :)
Quote by blueandpink
I'm in! :bounce:
Armed with booze and chocolate!
Is it warm in there?! :rascal:

DG it's perfect temp today, chocolate - have you bought rolos (my fave)?
pink x
I only have one left... redface
You can have it though! wink
Quote by anais
I could do with a nice stiff drink.... with roasted nuts...smile :)

what about roasting some nuts on that open log fire over there lol
Can we have a GFZ in a cosey country cabin sometime away from any TV & let all the pressures of life float away with the fresh wind outside.
Quote by hisandhers
I could do with a nice stiff drink.... with roasted nuts...smile :)

what about roasting some nuts on that open log fire over there lol
Can we have a GFZ in a cosey country cabin sometime away from any TV & let all the pressures of life float away with the fresh wind outside.
Sounds great to me......good company, drink and a natter:) An lots of nuts an nibbles... :)
Been a long time since Ive sat in front of a log fire... (well not since i caught my chimney on fire redface)
xanaisx
I need a dark corner please. I`ve got a migraine and I want to sit and have a mug of vanilla tea with honey and some painkillers.
I`ve had a very stressful day. :upset:
A hug wouldnt go amiss too.
Quote by Hungrypussy69
I need a dark corner please. I`ve got a migraine and I want to sit and have a mug of vanilla tea with honey and some painkillers.
I`ve had a very stressful day. :upset:
A hug wouldnt go amiss too.

DG switches off the lights and hugs Hungrypussy
Quote by Dirtygirlie
I need a dark corner please. I`ve got a migraine and I want to sit and have a mug of vanilla tea with honey and some painkillers.
I`ve had a very stressful day. :upset:
A hug wouldnt go amiss too.

DG switches off the lights and hugs Hungrypussy
Hers slides over & hugs Hungry & Dirty :therethere:
Don't know where I'm putting my hands though its too dark wink
need to go n confess to father sercher now lol
Quote by hisandhers
Don't know where I'm putting my hands though its too dark wink
need to go n confess to father sercher now lol

You will be gone ages then innocent
Quote by Dawnie

Don't know where I'm putting my hands though its too dark wink
need to go n confess to father sercher now lol

You will be gone ages then innocent
come n join us Dawnie :wink:
Quote by hisandhers
come n join us Dawnie wink

Yeah right :eeek:
I'm not as daft as I look you know :smug:
Sarah gropes round in the dark
Who's leg is this, and where are the strawberries??
:giggle:
Quote by Sarah
Sarah gropes round in the dark
Who's leg is this, and where are the strawberries??
:giggle:

It's not mine :shock:
While we're all groping round in the dark I suggest we try and find MrFC's wiggle.
He doesn't look the same without it :giggle:
Well according to Dawnie it is because he is old, personally I think we need a private viewing
:twisted:
Quote by Sarah
Well according to Dawnie it is because he is old, personally I think we need a private viewing
:twisted:

Noooo :shock:
I don't believe that for a second.
I think we should keep groping in the dark - we're bound to feel his wiggle sooner or later biggrin
Well where is he??
We might grope the wrong leg or bum or fall over admin fiddling with their fo foos
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
That was my leg!! biggrin
DG pats herself on the back for having the foresight to shave her legs earlier!
:giggle:
im in
pasta cooking, red wine in hand, music on , SH on laptop :twisted: fun time
so whos going to grope my leg then rolleyes
Quote by Ukwineman
im in
pasta cooking, red wine in hand, music on , SH on laptop :twisted: fun time
so whos going to grope my leg then rolleyes

Grope you leg, Im more worried about where you are cooking your pasta :shock: I know the jacuzzi can get very warm, but that is pushing it a bit!
wink
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
im in
pasta cooking, red wine in hand, music on , SH on laptop :twisted: fun time
so whos going to grope my leg then rolleyes

Grope you leg, Im more worried about where you are cooking your pasta :shock: I know the jacuzzi can get very warm, but that is pushing it a bit!
wink
some places can get very hot you know :twisted:
Quote by Ukwineman
some places can get very hot you know :twisted:

I just hope it is nice soft pasta, with no hard bits or you may end up damaging Mr FC's wiggle wink