GFZ Breakfast Club

13 May 2005

kitkat wrote:

It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free icon_
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! icon_
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

The sun is out and the GFZ is now serving breakfast. Freshly squeezed orange juice, freshly made bread and freshly churned butter. Home made jam (strawberry) and some of that yummy Marmite. Tea and coffee, of course, are also available at no extra cost.
It's a buffet this morning so help yourselves to the feast. I'm sure there will be a handsome and hunky bloke along shortly to look after the women.
:P :P

13 May 2005

on the other hand...... :P
lhk
Kat

13 May 2005

Quote by KitKat
on the other hand...... :P
lhk
Kat

OMG - it's chicken legs! Now they are not on the menu Kate so you can relax. Well, you can relax AFTER you've freshly squeezed some juice for me.
:P kiss

13 May 2005

Ahhh what a good idea Jagsy biggrin

Im in a good mood today,been given a day off work fully paid :happy:
So kiss

to everyone biggrin

13 May 2005

Nah, orange squeezing is a girlie job
Get your arms spread nice and wide then, and we should be able to get enough done for half the site in just one go. cool

lhk
Kat :twisted:
lol

13 May 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Ahhh what a good idea Jagsy
Im in a good mood today,been given a day off work fully paid :happy:
So to everyone

Morning Clare - not seen you around for ages.
Pull up a chair - Kate is serving. lol

13 May 2005

Looks like Clare is squeezing though! redface

Oh, and Jags, stop amending my post! - I said spread your LEGS wide! mad

Right, work time for me, smoke me a kippe Clarer, I'll be back in time for supper.
lhk
Kat

13 May 2005

Any chance of a coffee and a bacon roll
morning all (suns not bloody well shining here btw) confused

13 May 2005

What !!>>>>> No "Marmalaid" for the ladies ?????

13 May 2005

Ok ok I missed breakfast but I'm celebrating a new job (albeit temporary) and hopefully a new chapter in life after the last appalling few months ...
Any chance I can sneak in for brunch?
C x

13 May 2005

Any breakfast buffet left over or am I too late as usual?

13 May 2005

Well having been at work since ! I am now ready for lunch, so kitkat whats on your lunchtime menu please

13 May 2005

Quote by Chardonnay
I'm always too late

No you are just very early for dinner lol

13 May 2005

Quote by Chardonnay
I'm always too late

No you are just very early for dinner lol

What's on the menu???
I've not had the chance recently, midweek; so today - I think I'm going for the liquid lunch menu.
Is the sun over the yardarm yet?

13 May 2005

Quote by Chardonnay
Not yet but if i bend over you will see the moon :twisted:

I never was much of a sailor.
Time to break out the twins methinks.
:cheers: drinkies

13 May 2005

Quote by dambuster

Not yet but if i bend over you will see the moon :twisted:

I never was much of a sailor.
Time to break out the twins methinks.
:cheers: drinkies

Oiiiii,
You are suppose to be outside doing the SH garden
and clearing up? you let that cat out of the box yet???? (poor thing)

13 May 2005

right... i have been out shopping, the sun is shining and i thought i would supply you with sainsbury's finest...
so for this weekends GFZ i have the following....
1 huge tub of ice cream...
strawberries and cream....
1 big lemon cheesecake
6 bottles of dry white wine (for the ladies)
24 lagers (for the fellas)
there you go.... enjoy..... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxx

13 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Oiiiii,
You are suppose to be outside doing the SH garden
and clearing up? you let that cat out of the box yet???? (poor thing)

You are so right, Miss worship

But they're calling . . . . . . .
Neil, Neil. Oh please Neil, take me, drink me. Devour me the way you know you want to. We make you feel good. We make you gigle. We won't make your head hurt. Take me now Neil. You know you want to. You know we want you to. We know you know we want you to. Take me, take me Neil. Let us take you to a better place. Oh - and bring the little Russians with you wink

And on a more practical note - I need to get warmed up for tomorrow wink

13 May 2005

Neil, Neil. Oh please Neil, take me, drink me. Devour me the way you know you want to
Yes please :P
Now where is kitkat I'm still waiting for my lunch, Chardonnay is here waiting for dinner, what is going on.

13 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Now where is kitkat I'm still waiting for my lunch, Chardonnay is here waiting for dinner, what is going on.

And I'm stood here waiting for a bus. confused

Whadaya mean this isn't stand G - F - Z? confused

Ok where do I need to go to get a bus home then?
Hang on. I don't need the bus. I drove into work. :doh:

13 May 2005

Easy you on the 'twins' as well as Dambuster??

13 May 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
24 lagers (for the fellas)

:shock: Well that's me sorted. What are the rest of the blokes going to drink? dunno

13 May 2005

Now that breakfast is well an truely over.........how about a BBQ......Dammie has done a grand job in the garden don't you think Sarah... biggrin

I fancy some chicken legs :twisted:here puddy puddy... :lol2: :lol2:

13 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Now that breakfast is well an truely over.........how about a BBQ......Dammie has done a grand job in the garden don't you think Sarah...
I fancy some chicken legs :twisted: here puddy puddy ... :lol2: :lol2:

HOT DOGS ! ! ! - GET YOUR HOTDOGS ! ! !

13 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Now that breakfast is well an truely over.........how about a BBQ......Dammie has done a grand job in the garden don't you think Sarah...
I fancy some chicken legs :twisted: here puddy puddy ... :lol2: :lol2:

HOT DOGS ! ! ! - GET YOUR HOTDOGS ! ! !

13 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Now that breakfast is well an truely over.........how about a BBQ......Dammie has done a grand job in the garden don't you think Sarah...
I fancy some chicken legs :twisted: here puddy puddy ... :lol2: :lol2:

I could nibble on a couple of chicken legs MrsFC!! Save the wine for when I get back in, eh?
:P :P

13 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Easy you on the 'twins' as well as Dambuster??

Ooooo are they baaaaaad twins? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :rascal:

Quote by MrsFC
Now that breakfast is well an truely over.........how about a BBQ......Dammie has done a grand job in the garden don't you think Sarah...
I fancy some chicken legs :twisted: here puddy puddy ... :lol2: :lol2:

For some reason I've now got the image of Jags on one leg and MrsFC on the other and Kat being the chicken wishbone. :shock: :wince:

13 May 2005

Quote by easy
For some reason I've now got the image of Jags on one leg and MrsFC on the other and Kat being the chicken wishbone. :shock: :wince:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
that one made even me wince ....
now where's that BBQ sauce and have we ever had Buffalo testicles BBQ'd
Cx

13 May 2005

Quote by Calista
now where's that BBQ sauce and have we ever had Buffalo testicles BBQ'd
Cx

Cally. He's got chickens legs. Do you honestly think he's got Buffalos testicles? :huh: rolleyes

Don't exactly go together do they? :P lol

Then again maybe we should have some pity for Kat. He's obviously been in some kind of terible accident and his local NHS hospital is obviously a shadow of its former self if it's reduced to using animal parts.
(sorry Kat, but I couldn't resist)

13 May 2005

Quote by easy

now where's that BBQ sauce and have we ever had Buffalo testicles BBQ'd
Cx

Cally. He's got chickens legs. Do you honestly think he's got Buffalos testicles? :huh: rolleyes

Not by the time Kit gets her hands on them. He'll be lucky to have chicken balls.
:P :P