hey everyone! i've only been a member on here for a few weeks but one thing has struk me. its really hard to find genuine women/couples! Granted i guess it could jus be me but lets hope not! im a 21 year old lad jus looking for genuine couples/women to have fun with. is it really that hard??!!
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Quote by champion07
hey everyone! i've only been a member on here for a few weeks but one thing has struk me. its really hard to find genuine women/couples! Granted i guess it could jus be me but lets hope not! im a 21 year old lad jus looking for genuine couples/women to have fun with. is it really that hard??!!
Actually Champ ........... its impossible ........... I have never met anyone genuine on here !!
They are all fakes ............. all of them .............. every single one :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. I am only joking !!!
Quote by blonde
hey everyone! i've only been a member on here for a few weeks but one thing has struk me. its really hard to find genuine women/couples! Granted i guess it could jus be me but lets hope not! im a 21 year old lad jus looking for genuine couples/women to have fun with. is it really that hard??!!
Actually Champ ........... its impossible ........... I have never met anyone genuine on here !!
They are all fakes ............. all of them .............. every single one :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. I am only joking !!!
Leave him alone timewaster!
:giggle:
Champion you have only been here a few weeks and your first post is a whinge that you haven't had a shag yet
It's a swingers site not a quick shag site..stick around and get known and maybe your luck will change.
Minx x x
Master of Sex
hi please dont take this the wrong way as just trying to help but u will b among the other 1000001 single males after fun with groupes, couples, singles etc and its hard as most people want fun with couples or more etc so a single young male with only 1 post asking where all the genuine people r u could b waiting a while as r view is some1 just after a quick shag as he's not had it in w while. Did u see this web site advertised in a mag or newspaper n thought it would b so easy to get a shag???
i hope u have fun tho but please dont just exspext to place an advert n ladys to come flocking to u it doesnt happen like that
i hope u have fun tho but please dont just exspext to place an advert n ladys to come flocking to u it doesnt happen like that
well said :thumbup:
Quote by leonie&adam
hi please dont take this the wrong way as just trying to help but u will b among the other 1000001 single males after fun with groupes, couples, singles etc and its hard as most people want fun with couples or more etc so a single young male with only 1 post asking where all the genuine people r u could b waiting a while as r view is some1 just after a quick shag as he's not had it in w while. Did u see this web site advertised in a mag or newspaper n thought it would b so easy to get a shag???
i hope u have fun tho but please dont just exspext to place an advert n ladys to come flocking to u it doesnt happen like that
Quote by BiWelshMinx
hey everyone! i've only been a member on here for a few weeks but one thing has struk me. its really hard to find genuine women/couples! Granted i guess it could jus be me but lets hope not! im a 21 year old lad jus looking for genuine couples/women to have fun with. is it really that hard??!!
Actually Champ ........... its impossible ........... I have never met anyone genuine on here !!
They are all fakes ............. all of them .............. every single one :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. I am only joking !!!
Leave him alone timewaster!
I am not a timewaster ................. I can drink brandy at an amazing speed !! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by champion07
hey everyone! i've only been a member on here for a few weeks but one thing has struk me. its really hard to find genuine women/couples! Granted i guess it could jus be me but lets hope not! im a 21 year old lad jus looking for genuine couples/women to have fun with. is it really that hard??!!
I know how you feel as i've been a member for 24 hours and not had a shag yet :shock:
Serious advice now. You have no photo's on your profile to back up who you say you are, they don't have to be face shots if you want to remain anonimous click on mine to see what other options you can have. Your also up against it with being a single male as there is loads of us out there. So why not get yourself known in the forum or chat room's instead of relying on the photo ads to work for you as they very rarely do for single guys. Good luck :thumbup:
shit! sorry i've got everyones back up didn't mean to come across like that at all! wasn't moaning about the fact of not having a shag was jus saying there doesn't seem to be a great deal of genuine people around. i am in it probably more for the social side as i am the sex (hopefully!) i am hoping to make some friends and in time introduce my girlfriend to it (at the mo she's a bit sceptical!) so again i'd like to say sorry if i came across as a twat who was after a quick shag and i hope i made myself a bit clearer guys?
Sex God
Quote by blonde
hey everyone! i've only been a member on here for a few weeks but one thing has struk me. its really hard to find genuine women/couples! Granted i guess it could jus be me but lets hope not! im a 21 year old lad jus looking for genuine couples/women to have fun with. is it really that hard??!!
Actually Champ ........... its impossible ........... I have never met anyone genuine on here !!
They are all fakes ............. all of them .............. every single one :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. I am only joking !!!hey thats funny comeing from some one who dont pay the window cleaner :shock:
best way.......to get an easy lay........ spend months and months spouting really unfunny comments in the forum like me and mrs ninja 
, spend months and months getting abuse hurled at you in the chat rooms.. :shock: then after a few more months you may just get there :giggle:
seriously, this site is ace, some very witty and friendly people, some sexy and some not so sexy, but for the most part there is something for everyone here........1 thing these lot dont like is moaning (realised that after i moaned about somethin), if you get your self involved in the forums and the chat room,.......esp: if your funny then you`l have a few meets from just chatting to nice people, main thing is have a good time, dont be rude to anyone unless it`s warrented, and be yourself!!!....
be warned however.....give your self to these lot and they will take your soul forever :twisted: ......
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...................... . .............. ........they always come back he he he :silly: ..........
, spend months and months getting abuse hurled at you in the chat rooms.. :shock: then after a few more months you may just get there :giggle: seriously, this site is ace, some very witty and friendly people, some sexy and some not so sexy, but for the most part there is something for everyone here........1 thing these lot dont like is moaning (realised that after i moaned about somethin), if you get your self involved in the forums and the chat room,.......esp: if your funny then you`l have a few meets from just chatting to nice people, main thing is have a good time, dont be rude to anyone unless it`s warrented, and be yourself!!!....
be warned however.....give your self to these lot and they will take your soul forever :twisted: ......
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...................... . .............. ........they always come back he he he :silly: ..........
Quote by champion07
hey everyone! i've only been a member on here for a few weeks but one thing has struk me. its really hard to find genuine women/couples! Granted i guess it could jus be me but lets hope not! im a 21 year old lad jus looking for genuine couples/women to have fun with. is it really that hard??!!
Master of Sex
its ok was just tryin to help so sorry if u thought u got r back up u didnt was just tryin to help!!! hope all goes well from ere on
oh my word!.........honesty .......took my breath away :thumbup:
and in time introduce my girlfriend to it (at the mo she's a bit sceptical!)
and in time introduce my girlfriend to it (at the mo she's a bit sceptical!)
Quote by champion07
shit! sorry i've got everyones back up didn't mean to come across like that at all! wasn't moaning about the fact of not having a shag was jus saying there doesn't seem to be a great deal of genuine people around. i am in it probably more for the social side as i am the sex (hopefully!) i am hoping to make some friends and in time introduce my girlfriend to it (at the mo she's a bit sceptical!) so again i'd like to say sorry if i came across as a twat who was after a quick shag and i hope i made myself a bit clearer guys?
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
hey everyone! i've only been a member on here for a few weeks but one thing has struk me. its really hard to find genuine women/couples! Granted i guess it could jus be me but lets hope not! im a 21 year old lad jus looking for genuine couples/women to have fun with. is it really that hard??!!
Actually Champ ........... its impossible ........... I have never met anyone genuine on here !!
They are all fakes ............. all of them .............. every single one :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. I am only joking !!!hey thats funny comeing from some one who dont pay the window cleaner :shock:
Oi you ............. its his window cleaner !!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by quimninja2003
oh my word!.........honesty .......took my breath away :thumbup:
and in time introduce my girlfriend to it (at the mo she's a bit sceptical!)
shit! sorry i've got everyones back up didn't mean to come across like that at all! wasn't moaning about the fact of not having a shag was jus saying there doesn't seem to be a great deal of genuine people around. i am in it probably more for the social side as i am the sex (hopefully!) i am hoping to make some friends and in time introduce my girlfriend to it (at the mo she's a bit sceptical!) so again i'd like to say sorry if i came across as a twat who was after a quick shag and i hope i made myself a bit clearer guys?
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
im following you ninja :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
Quote by champion07
shit! sorry i've got everyones back up didn't mean to come across like that at all! wasn't moaning about the fact of not having a shag was jus saying there doesn't seem to be a great deal of genuine people around. i am in it probably more for the social side as i am the sex (hopefully!) i am hoping to make some friends and in time introduce my girlfriend to it (at the mo she's a bit sceptical!) so again i'd like to say sorry if i came across as a twat who was after a quick shag and i hope i made myself a bit clearer guys?
1. You didn't getmy back up.
2. You didn't come across as a twat..just a tad eager (sorry ES) shall we say ? ;)
The social side of the site is great, there are some lovely people here (but watch out for Sgt Bilko :shock: ;) ) the forums are funny, the chatroom is entertaining and it's a great place to make friends. Oh and there are some good shags here too
Join in with the threads and chat and have fun champion and you won't go far wrong :thumbup:
Minx x x
Sex God
SEX!!!!!!!!! On This Site????? :eeek:
Actually Champ, you've come to the right place :thumbup: the ladies( :giggle: ) on here are a bit fridgid at first glance, but wait till they've had a shandy or two and they turn into a bunch of hormonal sex crazy trollops. you just need to follow the advice about joining in the forums so people know you're not some mad axe murderer on day release at the internet factory.
so, be yourself, polite and friendly is good too, read the threads and join in where you feel comfortable, get used to the humour (well i say humour but thats just my witty posts, just try to avoid DaveJ and Sheddy
) and before you know it you'll be addicted and will slowly forget about all your friends and other distractions. Thats when you'll hit the jackpot and be knee deep in lusty tarts clawing at your best boxers and salivating like dogs sniffing a bone.
best of luck in your quest, and if anyone asks you've never heard of room 307
Actually Champ, you've come to the right place :thumbup: the ladies( :giggle: ) on here are a bit fridgid at first glance, but wait till they've had a shandy or two and they turn into a bunch of hormonal sex crazy trollops. you just need to follow the advice about joining in the forums so people know you're not some mad axe murderer on day release at the internet factory.
so, be yourself, polite and friendly is good too, read the threads and join in where you feel comfortable, get used to the humour (well i say humour but thats just my witty posts, just try to avoid DaveJ and Sheddy
) and before you know it you'll be addicted and will slowly forget about all your friends and other distractions. Thats when you'll hit the jackpot and be knee deep in lusty tarts clawing at your best boxers and salivating like dogs sniffing a bone.best of luck in your quest, and if anyone asks you've never heard of room 307
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Actually Champ, you've come to the right place :thumbup: the ladies( :giggle: ) on here are a bit fridgid at first glance, but wait till they've had a shandy or two and they turn into a bunch of hormonal sex crazy trollops.
Who you calling "Hormonal crazy trollops"
You better have included me on that list :giggle:
Welcome to the Forum Champ
"hijack" i just wanted you to think that! :twisted: .....i`ve been stalking you for some time now, gathering my information......which i will share:
subject: likes it raw and wriggling.
subject: Dosnt wear much and has very pale skin.
subject: Loves rings! :giggle:
"Hijack over"
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
im following you ninja :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
subject: likes it raw and wriggling.
subject: Dosnt wear much and has very pale skin.
subject: Loves rings! :giggle:
"Hijack over"
Quote by dpg230272
oh my word!.........honesty .......took my breath away :thumbup:
and in time introduce my girlfriend to it (at the mo she's a bit sceptical!)
shit! sorry i've got everyones back up didn't mean to come across like that at all! wasn't moaning about the fact of not having a shag was jus saying there doesn't seem to be a great deal of genuine people around. i am in it probably more for the social side as i am the sex (hopefully!) i am hoping to make some friends and in time introduce my girlfriend to it (at the mo she's a bit sceptical!) so again i'd like to say sorry if i came across as a twat who was after a quick shag and i hope i made myself a bit clearer guys?
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
im following you ninja :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Actually Champ, you've come to the right place :thumbup: the ladies( :giggle: ) on here are a bit fridgid at first glance, but wait till they've had a shandy or two and they turn into a bunch of hormonal sex crazy trollops.
Who you calling "Hormonal crazy trollops"
You better have included me on that list :giggle:
Welcome to the Forum Champ
Sorry HLB, you have your own little section, pint size sexmad goddess
:smitten: 
Sex God
Hmm lets have a bit of an argument for the quick shag.
1: what if you spend all your time getting known in the forum and loose all your friends and family as you dont talk to them anymore
Then on the way to your first Munch you get hit by a bus. Who would come to your funeral : .
2: I feel a little bit peeky, might die better get one in quick.
Mr Tweeky
1: what if you spend all your time getting known in the forum and loose all your friends and family as you dont talk to them anymore
Then on the way to your first Munch you get hit by a bus. Who would come to your funeral : .2: I feel a little bit peeky, might die better get one in quick.
Mr Tweeky
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Actually Champ, you've come to the right place :thumbup: the ladies( :giggle: ) on here are a bit fridgid at first glance, but wait till they've had a shandy or two and they turn into a bunch of hormonal sex crazy trollops.:
Many a true word spoken in Jest.
I have never actually been to Jest, but I am hoping to one day - to hear many more a true word!
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Actually Champ, you've come to the right place :thumbup: the ladies( :giggle: ) on here are a bit fridgid at first glance, but wait till they've had a shandy or two and they turn into a bunch of hormonal sex crazy trollops.
:eeek:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: I'll have you know it takes at least 3 shandies before I turn into a raving nympho ! 
Hi Champion. It can be hard to find genuine people in "real life" too, but I can say for certain that there are loads on this site.
Its even possible to find love here too.....Ive met someone on here and its fantastic. And if I can find someone who can put up with me anyone can....... :shock:
Good luck mate
Its even possible to find love here too.....Ive met someone on here and its fantastic. And if I can find someone who can put up with me anyone can....... :shock:
Good luck mate
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Actually Champ, you've come to the right place :thumbup: the ladies( :giggle: ) on here are a bit fridgid at first glance, but wait till they've had a shandy or two and they turn into a bunch of hormonal sex crazy trollops.
:eeek:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: I'll have you know it takes at least 3 shandies before I turn into a raving nympho ! is that small or large shandies (not that im taking notes for later :twisted: )
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Actually Champ, you've come to the right place :thumbup: the ladies( :giggle: ) on here are a bit fridgid at first glance, but wait till they've had a shandy or two and they turn into a bunch of hormonal sex crazy trollops.
:eeek:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: I'll have you know it takes at least 3 shandies before I turn into a raving nympho ! is that small or large shandies (not that im taking notes for later :twisted: )
I'm just a raving nympho with or without shandy and you've still not shagged me... what am I doing wrong??? :shock:
Gem. x - in mingers corner! ;)
Define ‘genuine’ ?
If you mean ’genuine’ as an adjective: i.e. are they genetically of that gender - yes, there are genuine women and couples (as in male and female pairings) on this site. Under this definition, there are a few women you would want to actually see the test results as proof (rough as fuck - you’d think they pissed standing -up, if you get my drift).
If you mean the other definition of ‘genuine’ as a noun : i.e. gagging for it in a state of desperation - yes, here are some of this type of ‘genuine’ women and couples on this site also. However, they are more difficult to find - unless you don’t mind the really dodgy mingers.
The difficulty lies in the fact there are more ‘genuine’ males (whether single or just pretending) of both definitions than there are women and couples put together. So even the really ugly fuckers can be far more selective in choosing single males than people in a ‘vanilla’ setting. Hence, if you are an ugly fucker or even only just bordering on the county of Mingershire - you have no chance whatsoever.
So, if you thought this was an easy way to get some juice off, you will be sadly disappointed.
I do have some advice to greatly improve your chances …..
Grow tits, have a snip ‘n’ tuck job, change your name to Tiffany and post some pics of your nips being tweaked. The offers will soon come flooding in!
If you mean ’genuine’ as an adjective: i.e. are they genetically of that gender - yes, there are genuine women and couples (as in male and female pairings) on this site. Under this definition, there are a few women you would want to actually see the test results as proof (rough as fuck - you’d think they pissed standing -up, if you get my drift).
If you mean the other definition of ‘genuine’ as a noun : i.e. gagging for it in a state of desperation - yes, here are some of this type of ‘genuine’ women and couples on this site also. However, they are more difficult to find - unless you don’t mind the really dodgy mingers.
The difficulty lies in the fact there are more ‘genuine’ males (whether single or just pretending) of both definitions than there are women and couples put together. So even the really ugly fuckers can be far more selective in choosing single males than people in a ‘vanilla’ setting. Hence, if you are an ugly fucker or even only just bordering on the county of Mingershire - you have no chance whatsoever.
So, if you thought this was an easy way to get some juice off, you will be sadly disappointed.
I do have some advice to greatly improve your chances …..
Grow tits, have a snip ‘n’ tuck job, change your name to Tiffany and post some pics of your nips being tweaked. The offers will soon come flooding in!
Sex God
:laughabove: Polo, you think too much!
Sex God
Quote by little gem
Actually Champ, you've come to the right place :thumbup: the ladies( :giggle: ) on here are a bit fridgid at first glance, but wait till they've had a shandy or two and they turn into a bunch of hormonal sex crazy trollops.
:eeek:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: I'll have you know it takes at least 3 shandies before I turn into a raving nympho ! is that small or large shandies (not that im taking notes for later :twisted: )
I'm just a raving nympho with or without shandy and you've still not shagged me... what am I doing wrong??? :shock:
Gem. x - in mingers corner! ;)
I'm still waiting for my invite to Gems boudouir of pleasure :rascal:
or shall we try to sneak back into room 307?
