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Hey guys.
I'm a single girl & up until recently I had a very time consuming job (flight attendant) and got my sex with horny holiday makers most of the time. The sex was never kinky & mainly unsatisying.
The problem now is that I have very few friends & the ones I do have are married & very 'straight' - how do I meet people to experiment with? Or where do I go to ease me into a scene I'm not used to.
Thanks in advance,
Bren x
I can't tell if this is a serious post or not. dunno
LOL - it's serious. why wouldn't it be?
x
Hi Bren and welcome to SH wave
You've come to the right place to meet some great people, get good advice and hopefully lose your swinging virginity. Take some time to read some of the older threads, especially the advice ones at the top of the page and feel free to ask anything in here. We'll be gentle with you ( unless you wish otherwise :twisted: )
Above all, have fun :thumbup:
kiss
Quote by BabyBrenda
LOL - it's serious. why wouldn't it be?
x

Honestly?
Because you have the word Baby in you username, you've made 3 posts in two years and you have no pictures on your profile.
Sorry to be suspicious it's just I've fallen on my ar*e answering posts like these before only for people to point out that it's a wind up! redface
Thanks Sassy x
Kiss-me -
I'm a bit embarrasssed now, I didn't really know what to write, do I sound phony? People have always called me Baby 'B' - don't know why. I joined ages ago but forgot about it cos I've been busy & I don't have pictures on my PC yet.
Phew, great start Brenda! lol
Quote by BabyBrenda
Thanks Sassy x
Kiss-me -
I'm a bit embarrasssed now, I didn't really know what to write, do I sound phony? People have always called me Baby 'B' - don't know why. I joined ages ago but forgot about it cos I've been busy & I don't have pictures on my PC yet.
Phew, great start Brenda! lol

I feel awful now!
Please accept a :rose: while I take my foot out of my mouth.... just so I can my other one back in!!
It's not you it's me I guess - and some recent pranksters!
Sassy gave you sound advice, and excluding me today, everyone else is brilliant and always happy to advise and help!
:welcome:
TBH it did sound a bit suspect, with all the idiots, time wasters and the occasional jurno i don't blame you for being suspicious.
anyway, hello BB wave listen to what they've said, sassy's having one of her sensible moments for a chang so take advantage of it :thumbup:
Welcoime to the mad house Baby B...
actually we are not that bad...
Sassy and Kiss_me aren't me on the other hand... well that would be telling...
best thing to do is to join in the banter on here... the silly ones and the serious ones...
also watch out for the Forum chat room which we hang out in now again...
It may be opened tonigt (hint look for the forum chat room thread it will tell you where it is and when it is open)
any questions.... well learn an important lesson... find out what the pm button does...
Mine is just under this post... next to the button that tells yous more about my profile
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Feklar
any questions.... well learn an important lesson... find out what the pm button does...
Mine is just under this post... next to the button that tells yous more about my profile
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Fektart! smackbottom
I saw Brenda first! wink
:giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Feklar, you tart

meaty....
all I have to say to you is...
come in pot, this is kettle, you're black....
Quote by Kiss_Me
Fektart! smackbottom
I saw Brenda first! wink

I am sure we can share..... maybe even at the same time.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol
I would suggest you find a massive file to store all your PMs in.
"Leggy strawberry blonde looking for no-strings kinky sex"
Please share your favourite PMs with us.....
lol
Well I'm glad you guys are open with your comments I s'pose lol Hey Feklar & Meat2 *waves*
I'm not really sure how I'd be a prankster but I guess people take the piss out of places like this - I won't be telling people I come here anytime soon.
Don't worry Kiss_Me - no need to apologise. You sound like a decent bunch.
:welcome: B.B.!
Will no doubt say hi properly later- when I dont have two horny blokes in the kitchen....
(have to behave for a while as kids are now around)
But we always welcome genuine nutters ! X X
Quote by Kiss_Me
I feel awful now!

:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: My second favourite PTL. Suspicion crawls across us all from time to time.
Quote by BabyBrenda
how do I meet people to experiment with? Or where do I go to ease me into a scene I'm not used to.

You could try clicking here :grin:
Welcome to the asylum wave
share? gulp - I wanted to be eased in remember lol
Quote by BabyBrenda
Well I'm glad you guys are open with your comments I s'pose lol Hey Feklar & Meat2 *waves*
I'm not really sure how I'd be a prankster but I guess people take the piss out of places like this - I won't be telling people I come here anytime soon.
Don't worry Kiss_Me - no need to apologise. You sound like a decent bunch.

Baby B we are constantly taking the piss out of each other.....
most people are nice... be carefull of meaty he's a tart.... apparently I am as well... if you want to see more of both of us try the pervy bum pics thread....
Quote by dambuster

I feel awful now!

:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: My second favourite PTL. Suspicion crawls across us all from time to time.
Firstly what does that mean? redface
And secondly why am I second?!!! wink
:giggle:
Quote by Kiss_Me
Firstly what does that mean? redface
And secondly why am I second?!!! wink
:giggle:

I'm in the middle of writing you a PM anyway, so I'll explain PTL there.
Why second ??????
The answer lies in here
I'm brave, but not stupid :wink:
Quote by banlwales
I would suggest you find a massive file to store all your PMs in.
"Leggy strawberry blonde looking for no-strings kinky sex"
lol

You have to emphasise your good points don't you?
Looking forward to receiving PM's - I guess making friends insn't as hard as I thought!
x
Quote by Feklar
Well I'm glad you guys are open with your comments I s'pose lol Hey Feklar & Meat2 *waves*
I'm not really sure how I'd be a prankster but I guess people take the piss out of places like this - I won't be telling people I come here anytime soon.
Don't worry Kiss_Me - no need to apologise. You sound like a decent bunch.

Baby B we are constantly taking the piss out of each other.....
most people are nice... be carefull of meaty he's a tart.... apparently I am as well... if you want to see more of both of us try the pervy bum pics thread....
why would she want to look at your skinny ass, the only thing people find attractive about you is Here flipa
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Well I'm glad you guys are open with your comments I s'pose lol Hey Feklar & Meat2 *waves*
I'm not really sure how I'd be a prankster but I guess people take the piss out of places like this - I won't be telling people I come here anytime soon.
Don't worry Kiss_Me - no need to apologise. You sound like a decent bunch.

Baby B we are constantly taking the piss out of each other.....
most people are nice... be carefull of meaty he's a tart.... apparently I am as well... if you want to see more of both of us try the pervy bum pics thread....
why would she want to look at your skinny ass, the only thing people find attractive about you is Here flipa
yeah well at least this is something worth looking at on my profile....
shame others can't say that....
Quote by BabyBrenda
I would suggest you find a massive file to store all your PMs in.
"Leggy strawberry blonde looking for no-strings kinky sex"
lol

You have to emphasise your good points don't you?
Looking forward to receiving PM's - I guess making friends insn't as hard as I thought!
x
You certainly do. We find that emphasising the bad points just makes you look foolish.
innocent
Quote by Feklar
Well I'm glad you guys are open with your comments I s'pose lol Hey Feklar & Meat2 *waves*
I'm not really sure how I'd be a prankster but I guess people take the piss out of places like this - I won't be telling people I come here anytime soon.
Don't worry Kiss_Me - no need to apologise. You sound like a decent bunch.

Baby B we are constantly taking the piss out of each other.....
most people are nice... be carefull of meaty he's a tart.... apparently I am as well... if you want to see more of both of us try the pervy bum pics thread....
why would she want to look at your skinny ass, the only thing people find attractive about you is Here flipa
yeah well at least this is something worth looking at on my profile....
shame others can't say that....
mines quite empty to keep my inbox under control, what with me being an international super stud. innocent
i'll have to give Celery a demo on saturday while you're watching the footie :rascal:
Children please, is this anyway to make a good impression on our new inmate, sorry - friend.
H.x
Sorry, i don't do impressions. can i tell a joke instead?
(sorry for hyjacking your first post Miss BB redface )
Hi Hx
I really don't mind the banter, it looks like fun in here.
x
Quote by BabyBrenda
Hey guys.
I'm a single girl & up until recently I had a very time consuming job (flight attendant) and got my sex with horny holiday makers most of the time. The sex was never kinky & mainly unsatisying.
The problem now is that I have very few friends & the ones I do have are married & very 'straight' - how do I meet people to experiment with? Or where do I go to ease me into a scene I'm not used to.
Thanks in advance,
Bren x

Were good teachers :twisted: lol
Welcome to swinging heaven, Hope you have loads of fun... and were sure you will
Shaz x
Quote by Kiss_Me
Sassy gave you sound advice, :

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