I dont know about most people but the number of ads I see with "NO One Liners" drives me crazy. Such ads normally insist on pics being sent facial DUH! and to top it all most such ads have very little detail or come to that facial pics of the advertiser. What wrong with "One Liners" if the respondee wishes to answer and ad thats usually not fully descriptive on what they want. Being a 52 year old male often I send a one liner "Male 52" is this of interest? Please oh please stop putting no one liners when actually a one liner can be very useful in getting to where you need to be. Have fun all!
Quote by anotherfriend Being a 52 year old male often I send a one liner "Male 52" is this of interest?
This would be of no interest to me. It has nothing to with your age or your sex. It is because it doesn't tell me about about your personality, likes or dislikes, what you are looking for. Its effortless
Quote by da69ve This has to be a wind up! you get back what you put in....if you put a one liner in expect a one liner back! No thanks!
I'm sorry but i'm inclined to agree with da69ve would you seriously expect to walk up to a person in a pub or club and utter just one line and then its off to bed you go, I think not Unless ofcourse you have stumbled up on the perfect one sentance chat up line :shock: and if so you've struck gold my friend Tell you what PM me the magic line and I will give it a test drive on my next night out if it works we shall market it and we will all be rich :shock: rich I tell you rich aah my days of working for a living are almost over
Quote by anotherfriend I dont know about most people but the number of ads I see with "NO One Liners" drives me crazy. Such ads normally insist on pics being sent facial DUH! and to top it all most such ads have very little detail or come to that facial pics of the advertiser. What wrong with "One Liners" if the respondee wishes to answer and ad thats usually not fully descriptive on what they want. Being a 52 year old male often I send a one liner "Male 52" is this of interest? Please oh please stop putting no one liners when actually a one liner can be very useful in getting to where you need to be. Have fun all!
Quote by mik69 This has to be a wind up! you get back what you put in....if you put a one liner in expect a one liner back! No thanks!
I'm sorry but i'm inclined to agree with da69ve would you seriously expect to walk up to a person in a pub or club and utter just one line and then its off to bed you go, I think not Unless ofcourse you have stumbled up on the perfect one sentance chat up line :shock: and if so you've struck gold my friend Tell you what PM me the magic line and I will give it a test drive on my next night out if it works we shall market it and we will all be rich :shock: rich I tell you rich aah my days of working for a living are almost over In the absense of any PM from anotherfriend i've searched high and low and seem to have found his magic book of one liners and I thought i'd test some of them here :) apologies if some find them sexist i'm sure you know I mean no harm it's just a bit of fun :) 1 Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 2 Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew. 3 Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? 4 Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to? 5 Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f%*k? HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza? 6 Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? 7 I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? Like I said sorry if I offend and prehaps i've just earn't my first lock
As per my previous post i've found some more of anotherfriend's miricale one liner's gauretead to work in any PM as before sorry if I offend 1 Sex is a killer...want to die happy? 2 Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. 3 What can I do to make you sleep with me? 4 Your place or mine?
Quote by JudyTV I get one liners every day of the week in reply to my ads and they go straight into the delete bin.
Exactly, if the person cant be bothered do a proper reply, then I would bin it. If they cant put in the effort to arrange a meet, what effort are they going to put in if you did arrange a meet
1. The whole point of putting an ad up is to request what suits the advertiser. 2. One liners tell nothing about the sender - other than that they can't be bothered to make an effort 3. People who send one liners on mass come across as desperate asd well as lazy 4. If you don't like ads asking for "no one liners" then dont reply to them 5. Do you not think it slightly arrogant to be suggesting that everyone on here should be worded in a way to suit youso that youhave to put in minimum effort? Well you did ask
Maybe he has a problem spelling and thats all he can manage! no but seriously he must have a problem reading because if the add he looks at states no one liners then why is he replying to them with one liners... strange.
Quote by Fun Scottish Couple Maybe he has a problem spelling and thats all he can manage! no but seriously he must have a problem reading because if the add he looks at states no one liners then why is he replying to them with one liners... strange.
Ahh but what you don't understand F S C is that in his head the rules DO NOT apply to him for he is the speacial chosen one to bring happiness in to all ladies lives I know i'm being harsh but it get's my back up because all us single guys get tarred with the same brush and all it takes is a little thought before you reply to make all the differance :)
Quote by mik69 Ahh but what you don't understand F S C is that in his head the rules DO NOT apply to him for he is the speacial chosen one to bring happiness in to all ladies lives I know i'm being harsh but it get's my back up because all us single guys get tarred with the same brush and all it takes is a little thought before you reply to make all the differance :)
Mik69 Don't worry you won't get tarred with the idiot brush - you can have a gold star
Ahh but what you don't understand F S C is that in his head the rules DO NOT apply to him for he is the speacial chosen one to bring happiness in to all ladies lives I know i'm being harsh but it get's my back up because all us single guys get tarred with the same brush and all it takes is a little thought before you reply to make all the differance :)
Mik69 Don't worry you won't get tarred with the idiot brush - you can have a gold star HLB, please, please, please, dont let Mik think we actually like him, he just might start logging on every night
Ahh but what you don't understand F S C is that in his head the rules DO NOT apply to him for he is the speacial chosen one to bring happiness in to all ladies lives I know i'm being harsh but it get's my back up because all us single guys get tarred with the same brush and all it takes is a little thought before you reply to make all the differance :)
Mik69 Don't worry you won't get tarred with the idiot brush - you can have a gold star ops: bloody hell HLB that really did catch me out aww shucks what can I say other thank's sorry scratch that Thanks a million :D
I think you will find young lady that I managed Friday AND Sunday with out logging on Fridays I go the pub and on sunday I was playing golf and then snooker (i lost both lol) and then I just came home and fell sleep. See thats at least two night's out of the month that I hav'nt been on :D Addicted to posting me NEVER
Quote by anotherfriend I dont know about most people but the number of ads I see with "NO One Liners" drives me crazy. Such ads normally insist on pics being sent facial DUH! and to top it all most such ads have very little detail or come to that facial pics of the advertiser. What wrong with "One Liners" if the respondee wishes to answer and ad thats usually not fully descriptive on what they want. Being a 52 year old male often I send a one liner "Male 52" is this of interest? Please oh please stop putting no one liners when actually a one liner can be very useful in getting to where you need to be. Have fun all!
after a quick read of this thread last night before work & again this morning i think i can see where anotherfriend is coming from with his "Male 52 is this of interest?" one liner not that i agree with pm'ing it as it wastes everybodys time i have the feeling he is suffering a bit of a complex about his age & feels he doesnt want to waste his time writing out a whole load of stuff about himself for it to be ignored because he is too old!! i could be wrong it has happened once before if that is the case anotherfriend dont worry about your age it is unimportant what is important is whats inside & if you dont let anyone know what that is they will not want to meet you so in the end by trying to save time you have shot yourself in the foot :? be yourself when you write a reply & include your humour,your likes & dislikes what you are looking for & what you expect but be honest & open :) & dont look on your age as a negative thing! think about it as a positive thing think about all your life experience that must count for something :) :)
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