OMG....All this rain.........

25 Aug 2004

I'm likely to grow a set of gills.....
:shock: :doh:
OMG I've just realised.......it is an attempt by the goldfish to take over the world...... :shock: :shock: :shock:
*Runs off to hide in ironing-board cupboard* bolt

25 Aug 2004

There's a lot to be said for sex in the warm summer rain but this is taking it a bit far! If it carries on much more, I'll be investing in sand bags, the street is about 3 inches deep & it's getting closer & closer to my front door :cry:

25 Aug 2004

Warwick gone for a while, has'nt he confused

:
Has he left his ark for finishing, I know work was ongoing.
what stage is it at now :?:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by easy
*Runs off to hide in ironing-board cupboard*

Funnily enough, thats where I'm already hiding :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

25 Aug 2004

Ooh so do we need someone to dress up in uniform and save us all from the evil goldfish then???
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

25 Aug 2004

Tell me about it.
I started to make my way home last week and found that the traffic was horrendus due to the part of the A road that circles Manchester being flooded. Took me an hour to make a journey that normally takes 15 mins.
Last night they closed mart of the M60 motorway that circles Manchester and that caused traffic chaos everywhere. Luckily I could nip through the backstreets to get home so it onlt took me about 30 mins. Bloody lucky biggrin

God only knows what tonight has in store for me.

25 Aug 2004

Quote by lilacgem
There's a lot to be said for sex in the warm summer rain but this is taking it a bit far! If it carries on much more, I'll be investing in sand bags,

Sex in the rain - with Sand bags?????
A snorkel perhaps??? But Sand Bags??? ......runs off to see this is a bit of the KamaSutra I've missed.
Hmmmmm Goldfish??
Well Easy I think it was you who introduced the goldfish into here - so .....
ALL THIS RAIN IS YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
*Runs off to hide in ironing-board cupboard*

Funnily enough, thats where I'm already hiding :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
:uhoh: I get the feeling ( :twisted: ) I'm not alone in here.

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Ooh so do we need someone to dress up in uniform and save us all from the evil goldfish then???
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ooo good idea Clare.
*easy hold out a schoolgirls outfit from the cupboard*
Don't see what good it will do, but slip that on and step into my office (cupboard) will you. There's a little matter that needs undress....errr.....addressing smackbottom

Quote by Alexandra
There's a lot to be said for sex in the warm summer rain but this is taking it a bit far! If it carries on much more, I'll be investing in sand bags,

Sex in the rain - with Sand bags?????
A snorkel perhaps??? But Sand Bags??? ......runs off to see this is a bit of the KamaSutra I've missed.
Hmmmmm Goldfish??
Well Easy I think it was you who introduced the goldfish into here - so .....
ALL THIS RAIN IS YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't knock sex with a snorkle until you've tried it..... redface

I think I've said too much..:gagged:
I didn't invite them in. I just discovered their little plots. blink

:uhoh:
Nurse....my medication.....Damn, :doh: no nurse. evil

Alex would you be a sweetie and slip this nurses uniform on. biggrin

Ta.

25 Aug 2004

Quote by easy
Ooo good idea Clare.
*easy hold out a schoolgirls outfit from the cupboard*
Don't see what good it will do, but slip that on and step into my office (cupboard) will you. There's a little matter that needs undress....errr.....addressing
.

Not quite what i had in mind rolleyes

,but as predictable as it is i think a firemans uniform would be much more practicle in all the rain :twisted:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs

Ooo good idea Clare.
*easy hold out a schoolgirls outfit from the cupboard*
Don't see what good it will do, but slip that on and step into my office (cupboard) will you. There's a little matter that needs undress....errr.....addressing
.

Not quite what i had in mind rolleyes

,but as predictable as it is i think a firemans uniform would be much more practicle in all the rain :twisted:
Yeah but firemans uniforms donothing for me blink

25 Aug 2004

Quote by easy
Yeah but firemans uniforms do nothing for me

Typical bloke,thinking of yourself!!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
It certainly does for me though :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :rascal:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by lilacgem
There's a lot to be said for sex in the warm summer rain but this is taking it a bit far! If it carries on much more, I'll be investing in sand bags, the street is about 3 inches deep & it's getting closer & closer to my front door :cry:

Its a fantasy I have always harboured ...making love in a warm tropical storm.
Right we can't let a fellow(whats the feminine version of this?)member drown. Every one up to cheshire ....bring your own straws.
This is not the way we want our women wet :!: :!: :!:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs

Yeah but firemans uniforms do nothing for me

Typical bloke,thinking of yourself!!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
It certainly does for me though :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :rascal:
So you enjoy wearing firemens outfits. :? :? :? :? :?
Does it do it for Steve as well, or is it just for your own entertainment? And has Steve ever come home and cought you in it? :?:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by easy
So you enjoy wearing firemens outfits. :? :? :? :?
Does it do it for Steve as well, or is it just for your own entertainment? And has Steve ever come home and cought you in it? :?:

Damn it i can't keep anything to myself,yes he caught me in it,i even got myself a pole to slide down too,and he wasnt impressed funnily enough,i cant work out why!!! :? dunno

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs

Yeah but firemans uniforms do nothing for me

Typical bloke,thinking of yourself!!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
It certainly does for me though :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :rascal:
i'm still getting over the sight of the firemen (read fire engine) up the road from the munch(well 100 yards up the road) Clare we should have carried on walking past the club ........ that fire station would have been more promising :twisted:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
*Runs off to hide in ironing-board cupboard*

Funnily enough, thats where I'm already hiding :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
haahaaaaa!!! wondered why it was so dark in 'ere. don't go out tho dawn! i'd hate to get washed away by the torrent just when i was so comfy!
and clare??? allegedly someone's gonna try and teach me to be a better pole at the next munch. i think she means dancing rather than sliding tho??? <<< sighs >>>
weird synchronicity type thing alert!!! ^^^^^^^ up there!!! i need to stop having them!! or do i???? hehehe
n x x x :P

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Damn it i can't keep anything to myself,yes he caught me in it,i even got myself a pole to slide down too,and he wasnt impressed funnily enough,i cant work out why!!!

Hmmmmm a pole eh....
*ponders doing numerous pole jokes, but decides against it*
Was he unipressed because you looked far better in it than he did?
(as I imagine you would wink

)

25 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
*Runs off to hide in ironing-board cupboard*

Funnily enough, thats where I'm already hiding :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
haahaaaaa!!! wondered why it was so dark in 'ere. don't go out tho dawn! i'd hate to get washed away by the torrent just when i was so comfy!
and clare??? allegedly someone's gonna try and teach me to be a better pole at the next munch. i think she means dancing rather than sliding tho??? <<< sighs >>>
weird synchronicity type thing alert!!! ^^^^^^^ up there!!! i need to stop having them!! or do i???? hehehe
n x x x :P
OMFG
I've just shoved my head between Dawns boobs (purely in the interests of space-saving as it's a small cupboard) and found Neil in there.
<tuts> <<<FFS!>>>

25 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
and clare??? allegedly someone's gonna try and teach me to be a better pole at the next munch. i think she means dancing rather than sliding tho??? <<< sighs >>>
n x x x :P

Dancing or sliding,hmmmm choices choices,what is a girl to do?? dunno

:twisted:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs

and clare??? allegedly someone's gonna try and teach me to be a better pole at the next munch. i think she means dancing rather than sliding tho??? <<< sighs >>>
n x x x :P

Dancing or sliding,hmmmm choices choices,what is a girl to do?? dunno

:twisted:
C'mon. It's not that hard is it?
The choice I meant rolleyes

25 Aug 2004

Easy
I have been searching the net for an appropriate nurses uniform with no joy. The only think I could find was this new-fangled wipe clean fabric - latex I think they call it. It seems quite practical though even if a little clingy and skimpy. :shock:
Would that do or shall I go search out the Hatties Jaques costume? rolleyes

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Easy
I have been searching the net for an appropriate nurses uniform with no joy. The only think I could find was this new-fangled wipe clean fabric - latex I think they call it. It seems quite practical though even if a little clingy and skimpy. :shock:
Would that do or shall I go search out the Hatties Jaques costume?

NNNoooooo.....
Errr I mean No, the wipe-clean one will be most suitable. It'll help prevent all that nasty staining anyway. blink

:lickface:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by easy

and clare??? allegedly someone's gonna try and teach me to be a better pole at the next munch. i think she means dancing rather than sliding tho??? <<< sighs >>>
n x x x :P

Dancing or sliding,hmmmm choices choices,what is a girl to do?? dunno

:twisted:
C'mon. It's not that hard is it?
The choice I meant rolleyes

Well ok sliding it is,but i may need some tuition to get the technique just right though :lol:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Well ok sliding it is,but i may need some tuition to get the technique just right though

I'm sure there must be someone out there that knows about on sliding on a well-greased pole. confused

25 Aug 2004

Mrs Lech Walesa may be able to offer advice!

25 Aug 2004

Damn you. It's been bright sunshine here all day and within 5mins of reading this thread it's clouded over and the heavens have opened. :shock:

25 Aug 2004

easy . . . i shall refrain from quoting . . .
sadly no . . it wasn't when the world and his wife last saw it . . . .
possibly alcohol related??? dunno

or sheer nervous terror at the widespread inspection of my membership criteria for Chipolatas United . . . .
<<< sighs >>>
i shall try much harder at the next to be a better pole, but i'll try and keep you blissfully unaware of that next time!!! MrsEasy on the other hand, is of course, perfectly welcome . . . . . .
neil x x x x x ;-)

25 Aug 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
you can't say that . . . . . . .
oh you just did!!! :doh:
i wonder if frogster has any personal insight on the whole sliding about on Poles thing??? dunno

n x x x x :P

25 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
i wonder if frogster has any personal insight on the whole sliding about on Poles thing???
n x x x x :P

Hmmmmm
Now is that sliding on Poles in Poland, or sliding on Polish poles?
Mind you I would have thought sliding is much easier to do on a Polished Pole - especially if it's a good silicone polish - I'm not sure if Mr Sheen quite does the trick!

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Mrs Lech Walesa may be able to offer advice!

Was that the only greasy pole you could think of? rotflmao

Quote by neilinleeds
i shall try (to be) much harder at the next to be a better pole, but i'll try and keep you blissfully unaware of that next time!!! MrsEasy on the other hand, is of course, perfectly welcome . . . . . .
neil x x x x x ;-)

*easys reaction to Neil displaying his "chipolata"* :scared:
I'm sure Mrs E will be available for that. She does like a good laugh.* :P lol

*(The Disclaimer...this is jovial banter and in no way to be taken seriously)