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Sex God
Hi Accrington Lad!Erm yeah, I love it... nothing like really filthy phone chat to get me going :twisted: but it has to be with someone I know. I have to be able to properly picture the other person in my head, know what they like so that I can 'target'
my filthiness... that's when I really get off on it. Maybe that's just me?
Nola x
Sex God
Tried it once
It wouldnt fit
It wouldnt fit
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Disclaimer- I got this from RPM.....
Police have recovered the body of a (insert stereotype here) woman who died whilst having phone sex.
They recovered 2 Motorollas, A Nokia, 2 Sony Ericssons and an LG.
No trace of Siemens was found.
:!:
Warming the Bed
Quote by helnheaven
Tried it once
It wouldnt fit
:lol2:
Phone sex can be fun but i usually avoid it. It's more assisted masterbation than sex, and if I'm going to masterbate than i'd rather do it just how i like it rather than take time out to say "oh yes, that's right, fuck yes, bad boy, and then i'm going to do this to u and ur going to be begging me blah blah blah" :yawn:
lol
I'm a giving lover but, also, I'm a really selfish wanker (you can quote me on that :giggle: )
Trix xx
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Spurt-Cum-Wank in 30 seconds guaranteed!
Disabled girl can't escape you fucking her ( :shock: )
Two thick cocks up her virgin arse
I licked his aunts aching cunt
My mother-in-law licked my cunt
Au Pair gagging for cunt pumped ()
Granny Fanny - over 60 and gagging for your cock
They all pissed over grandma
I cant find these options in the 'What are your activities?' section when I try to edit my profile!
I don't do phone sex as such. I can't be doing with lots of talking while I wank and it feels a little odd to be talking about hypothetical or remembered events.
I have been known to leave answer phone messages for people. Or ring people up with the express intention of letting them hear me wank. I couldn't care less if they wank too I don't need it for my pleasure, but I have had several lovely sessions with people where they have cum simultaneously.
I have been known to leave answer phone messages for people. Or ring people up with the express intention of letting them hear me wank. I couldn't care less if they wank too I don't need it for my pleasure, but I have had several lovely sessions with people where they have cum simultaneously.
Quote by splendid_
I have been known to leave answer phone messages for people. Or ring people up with the express intention of letting them hear me wank.
Have you got my number
:giggle:
nope, but you have certainly featured in many of my wanks.
:twisted:
Now you tell me :doh:
Splendid, you have a pm :giggle: (Well you will in a few minute)
Quote by anais
I have been known to leave answer phone messages for people. Or ring people up with the express intention of letting them hear me wank.
Is that why we get the *this call is being recorded for training purposes* at so many places now? :lol2: :lol2:
it isn't anything to do with me. :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Mistress_39
Hi there
When my hubby works abroad, there is nothing like a bit of phone sex. Gets me hot and horny and he loves it when I just stick the phone on loudspeaker which leaves my hands free.....
Yep... having had a few long distance affairettes (and I'm using that term in the Michael Mouse from Maupin's Tales of the City kind of a way...
) then I find phone sex can help keep things heated whilst you're both apart. its was about month havent heard from her,then out of the blues she called me ten past the midhour,describing what she is wearing in bed ,new sexy white silky sleeping dress,moist as she is decided not to put any knickers on..yes she didnt want anything on her long fingers way,while she deep in with intense down her juicy pot her voice grew louder and even hornier ....she accidentally hung up when she lost control of her swollen clit
___________
now where is my phone
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now where is my phone
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i only ever done it once, i called a guy up i know while i was playing with myself and his responce was.....what are you doing?ohh your not!! :uhoh: im shopping pack it in :shock: .....and he put the phone down on me :shock: never bothered again after that
I had the same response, unfortunately my partner wasnt alone, was in his car on hands free and had a business colleague with him
ops: xj 
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
damn damn damn damn...
have just realised that I have left a wanking message on the wrong answer-phone.
There is now a complete stranger listening to me wank.
my only hope is that my voice is not recognisable when moaning :shock:
Oh my goodness was that you!!!!! :shock:
Quote by firelizard
damn damn damn damn...
have just realised that I have left a wanking message on the wrong answer-phone.
There is now a complete stranger listening to me wank.
my only hope is that my voice is not recognisable when moaning :shock:
Oh my goodness was that you!!!!! :shock:
oh shush....
this is awful. I have no idea where it has gone.
all because I input an eight instead of a nine.
my tip of the day is to add numbers to your mobile phone when you are anything except horny. Horniness affects digit control.
Sex God
Dont fret hun, it'll be someone who doesnt know you from Adam and it will have cheered up their evening 
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
Dont fret hun, it'll be someone who doesnt know you from Adam and it will have cheered up their evening
I can't be prosecuted for telephonic sexual harassment then ?
Well if they tried you could always make them feel guilty and tell them you were trying to make an emergency call and you had wondered why no one had turned up to help
Quote by firelizard
Dont fret hun, it'll be someone who doesnt know you from Adam and it will have cheered up their evening
I can't be prosecuted for telephonic sexual harassment then ?
Well if they tried you could always make them feel guilty and tell them you were trying to make an emergency call and you had wondered why no one had turned up to help
I am not sure that I could manage that with sincerity. But hey, I will give anything a go.
Master of Sex
I used to be a sex chat line hostess ... all that 'pretending' means I now can't take it seriously. I like talking ABOUT sex but can't actually DO sex on the phone.
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
damn damn damn damn...
have just realised that I have left a wanking message on the wrong answer-phone.
There is now a complete stranger listening to me wank.
my only hope is that my voice is not recognisable when moaning :shock:
Oh splendid.... I can soooooooo empathise! :shock:
Quote by noladreams30
damn damn damn damn...
have just realised that I have left a wanking message on the wrong answer-phone.
There is now a complete stranger listening to me wank.
my only hope is that my voice is not recognisable when moaning :shock:
Oh splendid.... I can soooooooo empathise! :shock:
so, you have done it too ? I am not alone in my mortified wilderness?
