The Confidential Confessional. No-one turned away!

22 Nov 2005

This is where you can come clean about all those naughty things you've done :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I promise I won't breathe a word to a soul! wink

:wink:

:whistling:
Me? I had a full English Breakfast mid morning: sausage, fried bread, fried egg, hash browns, baked beans, multiple cups of tea. smile

And I've been a virgin all day!

22 Nov 2005

I used a dirty duster this morning
ssssshhhh don't tell a soul
NC

22 Nov 2005

I put salt into my builders tea instead of sugar :scared:
DD

22 Nov 2005

And I've been a virgin all day!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
lol

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Pete_sw
And I've been a virgin all day!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

C'mon Pete
No-one believes that

22 Nov 2005

posted a thred to try to get people talkin to me lol

22 Nov 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Shame on all of you smackbottom

I won't tell though so don't worry! :twisted: :twisted:

22 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Shame on all of you
I won't tell though so don't worry! :twisted: :twisted:

thank you

didn`t work much so no one will know anyway rolleyes

22 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut

Me? I had a full English Breakfast mid morning: sausage, fried bread, fried egg, hash browns, baked beans, multiple cups of tea.
And I've been a virgin all day!

How can you stay so trim on all that???
*Bex well jelous!*
wink

22 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Shame on all of you
I won't tell though so don't worry! :twisted: :twisted:

Be honest ES, are you wearing ordinary knickers, or a sexy, christmasy thong tonight

22 Nov 2005

hello father i have sinned
a few years ago i attended a horticultural collage in dorset with a very nice croquet lawn
after a night of too much home grown & vodka a few of us went to the lawn with a bucket of top soil which was then put into piles across the lawn :twisted:
i have to say sorry to all the mole lovers & the grounds keeper for all the stress caused but it did make us laugh for ages biggrin

:D

22 Nov 2005

Quote by naked-cleaner
And I've been a virgin all day!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

C'mon Pete
No-one believes that
:shock: :shock: No No, you dont understand ............... it wasn'y me honest .... it was ES .... Read the small print ................... oh heck, I forgot the quotes rolleyes

22 Nov 2005

Just got somthing to jump nearly 2 foot while Mrs TnH was playing... Personal best :smoke:
:twisted:

22 Nov 2005

i once out meat on a sandwich for my mother in law that the cats at been eating :shock:

22 Nov 2005

You're all incorrigable sinners! I am sooooooooo shocked!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
However...................
Mum's the word lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
innocent

:angel: :angel:

22 Nov 2005

dont we have to do lots of hail marys father sad

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Pete_sw
:shock: :shock: No No, you dont understand ............... it wasn'y me honest .... it was ES .... Read the small print ................... oh heck, I forgot the quotes

He hee Pete. You were the only one who noticed. :thumbup:
You won't tell though, will you? :scared: :scared: bolt

22 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
He hee Pete. You were the only one who noticed. :thumbup:
You won't tell though, will you? :scared: :scared:

Blooming heck ES, you seen the time.. making me sit that close to screen at my age ;)
Living proof it does not turn you blind cool

22 Nov 2005

with all these sinners in here i think you may need to don your best vicars outfit and open a confesional. once a week somewhere close to each community, pref in a pub! beer losens the tongue and all that. also a good excuse to get dresses up and go out!!!!!! rolleyes

22 Nov 2005

I ate a whole pizza tonight all by myself. AND half a Terry's chocolate orange.
redface

22 Nov 2005

Quote by makingcocoa
I ate a whole pizza tonight all by myself. AND half a Terry's chocolate orange.

Thats terrible, go back right now anf finish the other half...
(How can anyone leave half a Terry Orange :shock: )

22 Nov 2005

Quote by phillstarr
posted a thred to try to get people talkin to me

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Awwww bless i didnt see it i would have said hi to you :lol:

22 Nov 2005

i once got sleazy (my hubby to those who don't know us) arrested for being a stalker cause i was pissed off with him

22 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i once got sleazy (my hubby to those who don't know us) arrested for being a stalker cause i was pissed off with him

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Did he have bad breath or something? :twisted:

22 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut

:shock: :shock: No No, you dont understand ............... it wasn'y me honest .... it was ES .... Read the small print ................... oh heck, I forgot the quotes

He hee Pete. You were the only one who noticed. :thumbup:
You won't tell though, will you? :scared: :scared: bolt

:shock: :shock: Who me??? :shock: :shock: Discretion is my middle name innocent

EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT .............. ES .. :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged:
Ha as if wink

22 Nov 2005

I onse told my mum a lie redface

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told her i needed Â£10 for a school trip .
she worked 2 extra shifts to get the money .
but it was to scive off school with some mates to go ice skating ..
will i ever be forgiven father

22 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
i once got sleazy (my hubby to those who don't know us) arrested for being a stalker cause i was pissed off with him

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Did he have bad breath or something? :twisted:
lol no, someone posted a thread asking what the maddest thing you ever did was only a few days ago so i've copied my reply from there saved me typing it all out again

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Don't know if this is the kind of thing your talking about but when people asks about mad things we have done this always springs to mind for me
starts off a bit boring but keep with it its quite funny at the end, well i think so
a few years ago me and sleazy (the hubby for those who don't know us) was walking down the street in the next village to where we lived then, having a bit of a bust up, as you do, anyway things got a bit heated and we was shouting rather loud next thing we know a cop car pulls up at the side of us and asks if everything is ok :shock:
So what do i say?
oh yes everything is fine hes my hubby and we just had a fall out? NOOOOOOOOO
i said....well no i'm not actually this guy has been following me for about 2 miles now and he not leave me alone......to this they arrested him and took him off in the car :lol2:
i just went home and made a cuppa :lol:

22 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i once got sleazy (my hubby to those who don't know us) arrested for being a stalker cause i was pissed off with him

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Don't know if this is the kind of thing your talking about but when people asks about mad things we have done this always springs to mind for me
starts off a bit boring but keep with it its quite funny at the end, well i think so
a few years ago me and sleazy (the hubby for those who don't know us) was walking down the street in the next village to where we lived then, having a bit of a bust up, as you do, anyway things got a bit heated and we was shouting rather loud next thing we know a cop car pulls up at the side of us and asks if everything is ok :shock:
So what do i say?
oh yes everything is fine hes my hubby and we just had a fall out? NOOOOOOOOO
i said....well no i'm not actually this guy has been following me for about 2 miles now and he not leave me alone......to this they arrested him and took him off in the car :lol2:
i just went home and made a cuppa :lol:

:shock: :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Only you NN, only you! kiss

22 Nov 2005

hey it was funny
so am i forgiven father slut?

22 Nov 2005

my darkest deapest confention would have to be returning to the cafe after over a years absence :twisted: