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There are slugs at the bottom of my garden!
Sex God
be gratefull they are only at the bottom of ur garden.. they are on my bloody doorstep!!!!
Sex God
They even somehow find the way into the kitchen..... buggers arn't they...... What you need is a good Frog !!!!
Sex God
Ahhhhhhhh !!! You need a Horny Toad !!!!!!!!!!
Sex God
and if u look closely enough.. they look like they have millions of tiny fleas all over them!!!!! 
Sex God
thanks for that WBB! i'll take your word for it!
we have millions of the crunchy variety all over the bleeding place. 'orrible stomping on a snail every time you put your foot down, spec when you step out barefoot to get the bloody milk first thing!
n x x x ;-)
we have millions of the crunchy variety all over the bleeding place. 'orrible stomping on a snail every time you put your foot down, spec when you step out barefoot to get the bloody milk first thing!
n x x x ;-)
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
be gratefull they are only at the bottom of ur garden.. they are on my bloody doorstep!!!!
I can cope with that its when you hang the washing out and stupidly go without anything on your feet...............yessssss you've guessed it.
:roll: :roll: They went right between my toes 2 of them !!! :shock: :shock: 
Sex God
Quote by frogster
They even somehow find the way into the kitchen..... buggers arn't they...... What you need is a good Frog !!!!
So it's not just our kitchen the little buggers get into.
I was beginning to think we had the slug equivelent of the SAS.
Sex God
now listen.. there is no way u should be letting ur rabit out in the garden with slugs1 god knows what the rain is doing to the batteries!!!!
Orgasminator
Mmmmmmm slug pie
:rotflmao: Sex God
They don't half make a mess when you microwave them............. 30 secs on full............
Yuck !!!
Yuck !!!
put sand around your plants... for some reason the slug bastards don't like it too much and crawl away...
another alternative give 'em a nice sprinkling of salt and watch the buggers turn themselves inside out over it!!! :twisted: :twisted:
But if you are not into animal cruelty in such a harsh way go find yourself a hedgehog and build youself a "Tiggywinkles" hedgehog house and leave him chomp them away!!
another alternative give 'em a nice sprinkling of salt and watch the buggers turn themselves inside out over it!!! :twisted: :twisted:
But if you are not into animal cruelty in such a harsh way go find yourself a hedgehog and build youself a "Tiggywinkles" hedgehog house and leave him chomp them away!!
Sex God
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: errr..... what i meant to say was.. bad sarge... dont be leg-ist!
Sex God
you know... i think u are all out of order1 slugs have rights too1
now stop this before i report you to the
S.L.U.G. (slug liberation underground group)
now stop this before i report you to the
S.L.U.G. (slug liberation underground group)
Sex God
I want to know what slugs eat???? and why do they come into my kitchen??? do they like Chicken Madras, Chillie, Spag Bowl, Full English? got be some reason???
Frogster
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Frogster
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ops: :oops: that is sooo below the belt