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After reading the "swinging limo" thread this morning, and a short "reminiscing" chat with HLB, it dawned on me (I wish) that most of the "Vehicular Sex" threads and posts are quite scattered around the cafe.
We've had various "Where/unusual place/had or wanted sex" type threads where vehicles have been mentioned.
So I thought I'd punt this idea.
Apart from the normal "family saloon" and not to do with dogging as such, what vehicles/modes of transport have you had, or would like to have sex in, or general vehicular related sex tales ??
Dogging "as such" doesn't really appeal to me, but I don't knock it.
But many times in my life, I've been on the way somewhere, or back; and just couldn't resist the temptation to pull over into a layby or services for a bit of quick, passionate - animal rumpitypumpity.
I've been very lucky in the past and more so right now, to have been involved with girlies that had similar thoughts :twisted:
So . . . to start the ball rolling . . .
For me, obviously Truck

Those are the ones that spring to mind - any more for any more ???
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But many times in my life, I've been on the way somewhere, or back; and just couldn't resist the temptation to pull over into a layby or services for a bit of quick, passionate - animal rumpitypumpity.

cant say as there are any particular vehicles I've played in....
but I did have an fb with whom I did alot of car-sharing and I dont think we ever managed more than 10 miles without doing 'that look' at each other, veering off down some farm track/ slip road/ driveway/ works entrance/ country park/ grass verge/ woodland area/ beauty spot...and shagging each other stupid in record time before getting back in the car, continuing on our way, grinning like cheshire cats and giggling like girls :giggle:
oh happy days lol
'kin ell Dammie.......you get around a bit doncha? ! :giggle:
I'm not into dogging either but I do like a bit of 'car fun' though it's not easy in a Golf I can tell you ! confused Maybe I should put an ad up for a guy or girl with a big car. Better still one of those sexy camper vans..............now I wonder who's got one of those? innocent
I was never one to have sex in cars - don't know why but it's never been something I wanted to do. However, driving somewhere lovely in the countryside, getting out of the car and clambering over some fences, walls or fields to have a good old time in the outside is definitely for me!!
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Adverse Camber comes to mind again! redface
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'kin ell Dammie.......you get around a bit doncha? ! :giggle:
I'm not into dogging either but I do like a bit of 'car fun' though it's not easy in a Golf I can tell you ! confused Maybe I should put an ad up for a guy or girl with a big car. Better still one of those sexy camper vans..............now I wonder who's got one of those? innocent

I haven;t got a camper van sassy... but perhaps you and I could go in sheddy ??? do you think that he would mind ?? :P
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'kin ell Dammie.......you get around a bit doncha? ! :giggle:
I'm not into dogging either but I do like a bit of 'car fun' though it's not easy in a Golf I can tell you ! confused Maybe I should put an ad up for a guy or girl with a big car. Better still one of those sexy camper vans..............now I wonder who's got one of those? innocent

I haven;t got a camper van sassy... but perhaps you and I could go in sheddy ??? do you think that he would mind ?? :P
:twisted:
I'm sure we could persuade him hunni :giggle: :twisted:
I hope Cassie is not around as she will claim the mark on my car ceiling are from sexual activities..........................
cool
i have had the pleasure of the
back of an ambulance and trust me it re-writes the karma sutra :twisted:
Hmm
Warwick services on the M40 have had a few visits from us recenlty when I've been driving home from London, and been distrcted by my very naughty passenger and had to pull into the services before I crahsed a car.
I think the most memorable for me has to be on a plane, flying up to last year's Glasgow munch redface
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'kin ell Dammie.......you get around a bit doncha? ! :giggle:

redface
Not really.
I'm just old and I've always been a tart surprisedops:
In't milk sex brill :bounce:
Having tried many cars (including a reliant LMAO), I am now the owner of a motorhome with loads of room for fun LOL.
Hmmmm... the memories!!!
Nice one dammie :thumbup:
I had no idea of the term dogging 20 or so years back...
I was about 21 - 22 ish & with my 2nd girlfriend... yup I was a bit of a late starter & still living at home with Mummy, so having a car opened up a whole new area of testosterone fuelled fun!
Many a time we would have a fimble fumble in the beemer around the St Johns Wood area... Remember 20 years ago we had no major terrorist issues & you can forget CCTV!
Although small we did finally manage a bit of ladies & gentlemen hump on the back seat of this baby... I wished I had kept it now coz they're classics! :doh:

Hmmm... I think I could very easily get into the dogging malarkey!

Disclaimer... the pics above are images similar to the cars I've owned!)
tried it in a MINI once, had to open the sunroof so Icould stretch out a bit biggrin
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i have had the pleasure of the
back of an ambulance and trust me it re-writes the karma sutra :twisted:

That puts a whole new meaning to 'put the siren on, I'm coming through' :shock:
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tried it in a MINI once, had to open the sunroof so Icould stretch out a bit biggrin

Ah - the ubiquitous Mini (old styleeee)
I had one of my most memorable (if short lived and mistaken redface ) ego trips in a Mini
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A mini.
I was that good - she fainted and was past passed unkonshus for about 10 very long minutes.
The truth is - It was along time ago, before we had head restraints in cars. She layed her head over the back of the seat, trapped a nerve in her neck and fainted surprisedops: Bluddy good job it was before the days of moblie phones or I'd have been on the 999 for an ambulance before she came round :shock: The only reason I didn't dash straight off for help is that we were in the middle of Tangmere (?) Airfield in an "out of bounds" area :oops:

and Welcome wave across into the forum part of the site foxyandbeasty :thumbup:
I suppose boats count as 'vehicles'. Have had lots of experiences redface on board various sized dinghies and yachts..but....you must NEVER EVER have sex in the shipping lane in the Channel....its waaaayyyyy too dangerous!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Nice one dammie :thumbup:
I had no idea of the term dogging 20 or so years back...

Me & you both.
About 10 years ago I was out on a Sunday evening in the summer with a fb of mine.
We'd been for a drink at a country pub and were feeling a bit horny.
He pulls off this country lane into a secluded car park. So there we are in the darkness having a bit of rumpity pumpity - him sat in the passenger seat with me on top.
I happened to glance out of the passenger window and to my complete horror there was a guy stood wanking :shock:
My fb asks "what shall we do?"
Me "I'm not stopping now" - I was kind of past the point of no return so we just carried on.
A few years later I found out about dogging and that's my one and only experience of it
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I think the most memorable for me has to be on a plane, flying up to last year's Glasgow munch redface

Did that qualify us for the half mile high club ???
rotflmao - I thought the rather sweet cabin boy (???) was going to offer us another blanket surprisedops:
When's the next Scottish Munch ??????? :bounce:
I get to mention my 18th c "Frigate" again here dont I ?? :bounce:
Once in the boot, and secondly in a different crew members cabin. biggrin
Oh and Sassy........Trust me, its possible in a Golf- mabe I could "point you in the right direction?"
"kiss"
Redpantherman....bout time we made plans to christen your pimpmobile! passionkiss
When I was in the Navy (Royal) I spent about six years on HMS Hermes, an aircraft carrier and every year we went to the States. It was while we were tied up alongside in Mayport Florida that I took a young girl on board for a "tour" and she said she would like to do it in the Captains Chair. The thought of that at the time scared the crap out of me so I compromised and took her to the Admirals Bridge and we had a quick shag in his chair because we were less likely to get caught there. She was from Jacksonville, had one eye and was called Nancy, she was a right dirty slut.
Shemess.x
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...She was from Jacksonville, had one eye..
eye eye Captain :shock: bolt
She wasn't ugly and had a wooden leg, by any chance ?
:lol2:
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....bout time we made plans to christen your pimpmobile! passionkiss
:twisted: Now that's one Hi' Kickin' Booty Shaking Hunni who knows how to polish a pimp stick! hump :inlove:
Nah...apart from the glass eye she was a pretty lass.
Shemess.x
Apart from the obvious trucks, the odd ferry and pretty much every car I've ever owned my transportation activities have been some what limited I've even just sold the fire engine so that rules that one out :cry: :cry: lol
However it has reminded me of my time has a horny 17yo and with quite frankly no where else to go that me and a partner pulled up at some unocupied ground my family owned fro some late night fun. Now this place was very close to a public figure important enough to warrent regular police patrols. So after a short period of action a police car pulled up behind us.
MY then girlfriend snacthed a blanket off the back seat leaving a stark b*ll*ck me sat in the drivers seat to deal with the copper who then tapped at the window.
Him to me: You'll have to move on we don't like people stopping here.
Arsey cocky naked teenager me: I have every right to be here if I wish my family own this place. :smug:
Him to me: Well so be it shall we ring them up and ask them then :shock:
Not so arsey me, with tail between his legs confused :shock: : Er no sorry officer that won't be necessary we'll be going now redface surprisedops:
rotflmao
An extremely dignified response, Sheddy!
My most memorable vehicular experience is probably the time I was staying in a hostel in Australia - was shagging a guy I'd met at the hostel, but as we were all in 10-bed dorms privacy could be difficult. Luckily he was travelling around Oz in a camper van which was parked outside the hostel, so we used to shag in there.
Only problem was, the van tended to rock around a bit once we really got going (and I'm not known for being particularly quiet once I get going lol)... one memorable night we finished off amid screams and shouts and a good attack on the van's suspension, only to hear an amused crowd outside... they'd been walking into the hostel and seen the van rocking, and when we poked our heads out the window there were twenty or so people stood there giggling away! redface :lol: So much for trying to keep our activities private.
Months later, I found a bumper sticker in a shop that said 'Don't come knocking when the van's a-rocking'. It's still hanging on my wall as a reminder of that trip :lol:
I'm saying bugger all about bunk beds and very good wall fixings
or about feeling rather sea sick at stupid oclock in a morning