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.... is a good old fashioned frilly petticoats flying in the air flounce. Just said to another member that I haven't seen one of those for ages and ages. They seem to have gone out of fashion in favour of slidding away unnoticed.
Anyone want to offer to flounce???
lol :lol:
Quote by Jags
.... is a good old fashioned frilly petticoats flying in the air flounce. Just said to another member that I haven't seen one of those for ages and ages. They seem to have gone out of fashion in favour of slidding away unnoticed.
Anyone want to offer to flounce???
lol :lol:

wtf is a flounce???
if its something to do with telling everybody not to get so hot under the collar with a fellow member when they happen to voice their opinion in the forum then im all for it.
i mean honestly... the way people get so touchy is beyond belief............. and to make matters worse, they have a habit of telling those who have offended them to stay away from the forums.
my motto is " if you cant take the heat. stay out of the kitchen".
bolt
NO!!! That's NOT what we need.
A flounce is taking the ball under your arm, gathering the sweaters up from the grass and stalking off muttering to yourself, and slamming the door behind you if there's a door to slam.
OR a flounce is lifting up your long frilly petticoats and stalking off in a mega huff never to return (slamming the obligatory door behind you too) until the next time!
We've had such grand flounces from in over the years. Better than telly most of the time and liable to reduce the majority of regular users to hysterical laughter. I miss them.
wink
Flounces in...tosses head back, plays with hair, winks seductively at everyone and flounces back out again! wink
bolt
Havent got a clue what a flounce is either but if anyone is willing to show me.................
Quote by Jags
NO!!! That's NOT what we need.
A flounce is taking the ball under your arm, gathering the sweaters up from the grass and stalking off muttering to yourself, and slamming the door behind you if there's a door to slam.
OR a flounce is lifting up your long frilly petticoats and stalking off in a mega huff never to return (slamming the obligatory door behind you too) until the next time!
We've had such grand flounces from in over the years. Better than telly most of the time and liable to reduce the majority of regular users to hysterical laughter. I miss them.
wink

Oh well in that case, I wasnt far off lol
You got it in one. Now, a bit more practice and you'll be an expert.
Remember, the door has to be revolving to make the flounce worthy of 5* effect.
lol :lol:
Where is Neilnolongerinleeds when you need him dunno
Hang on off to the cellar for a search for the flouncing thread!! lol
Quote by Jags
NO!!! That's NOT what we need.
A flounce is taking the ball under your arm, gathering the sweaters up from the grass and stalking off muttering to yourself, and slamming the door behind you if there's a door to slam.
OR a flounce is lifting up your long frilly petticoats and stalking off in a mega huff never to return (slamming the obligatory door behind you too) until the next time!
We've had such grand flounces from in over the years. Better than telly most of the time and liable to reduce the majority of regular users to hysterical laughter. I miss them.
wink

oh. i dont think i can manage one of those.....
i like playing till the bitter end, even if the game is a little rough.........
no prima-donna-esque-type--im -not-playing-anymore-cos-i-cant-take-the-heat-tantrums from me.
Quote by Dawnie
Where is Neilnolongerinleeds when you need him dunno

worship :worship: The world needs to fall at the feet of Neilnolongerinleeds for his flouncing skills. Black Dan in the art of it.
:inlove:
Quote by DeeCee
oh. i dont think i can manage one of those.....
i like playing till the bitter end, even if the game is a little rough.........
no prima-donna-esque-type--im -not-playing-anymore-cos-i-cant-take-the-heat-tantrums from me.

Well, you're no fun then, are you?
:giggle: :giggle:
Quote by DeeCee
NO!!! That's NOT what we need.
A flounce is taking the ball under your arm, gathering the sweaters up from the grass and stalking off muttering to yourself, and slamming the door behind you if there's a door to slam.
OR a flounce is lifting up your long frilly petticoats and stalking off in a mega huff never to return (slamming the obligatory door behind you too) until the next time!
We've had such grand flounces from in over the years. Better than telly most of the time and liable to reduce the majority of regular users to hysterical laughter. I miss them.
wink

oh. i dont think i can manage one of those.....
i like playing till the bitter end, even if the game is a little rough.........
no prima-donna-esque-type--im -not-playing-anymore-cos-i-cant-take-the-heat-tantrums from me.
rotflmao :rotflmao: Is that with or without your petticoats?
Quote by Sarah
Hang on off to the cellar for a search for the flouncing thread!! lol

Oh yes please. Watch that the dust doesn't turn your hair grey!
cool
Well I've had enough mad Jags wanted a flounce so she can damned well have one!
This site is useless anyway, haven't even had a snog in a couple of weeks let alone a bloody shag :x
Stuff it, stuff all of you :x
bolt
Quote by Dawnie
Well I've had enough mad Jags wanted a flounce so she can damned well have one!
This site is useless anyway, haven't even had a snog in a couple of weeks let alone a bloody shag :x
Stuff it, stuff all of you :x
bolt

That was a crap flounce and you know it! rolleyes lol
Quote by helnheaven
NO!!! That's NOT what we need.
A flounce is taking the ball under your arm, gathering the sweaters up from the grass and stalking off muttering to yourself, and slamming the door behind you if there's a door to slam.
OR a flounce is lifting up your long frilly petticoats and stalking off in a mega huff never to return (slamming the obligatory door behind you too) until the next time!
We've had such grand flounces from in over the years. Better than telly most of the time and liable to reduce the majority of regular users to hysterical laughter. I miss them.
wink

oh. i dont think i can manage one of those.....
i like playing till the bitter end, even if the game is a little rough.........
no prima-donna-esque-type--im -not-playing-anymore-cos-i-cant-take-the-heat-tantrums from me.
rotflmao :rotflmao: Is that with or without your petticoats?
well then.... if im no fun and should be wearing a petticoat.........im off with Dawnie..... to sulk in a corner...
NOT..................
im here to if you dont like it.........you can flounce off
Oh Fuck it....i'm out of here, bollox to the lot of yah!!
Quote by Freckledbird
Well I've had enough mad Jags wanted a flounce so she can damned well have one!
This site is useless anyway, haven't even had a snog in a couple of weeks let alone a bloody shag :x
Stuff it, stuff all of you :x
bolt

That was a crap flounce and you know it! rolleyes lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I was trying :!:
Quote by Dawnie
Well I've had enough mad Jags wanted a flounce so she can damned well have one!
This site is useless anyway, haven't even had a snog in a couple of weeks let alone a bloody shag :x
Stuff it, stuff all of you :x
bolt

Well if thats the case I have more to flounce about than you!
Tut!!! Disgusting this site is, it really is. Full of timewasters too,Im off!
:bolt:
:lol2:
Quote by Mr-Powers
Oh Fuck it....i'm out of here, bollox to the lot of yah!!

I think Jags said a good flounce?
Can't get the bloody members any more.
FB walks away, shaking her head.
Quote by Mr-Powers
Oh Fuck it....i'm out of here, bollox to the lot of yah!!

Someone lock the doors quick so Mr Powers can't change his mind :giggle:
Quote by Freckledbird
Oh Fuck it....i'm out of here, bollox to the lot of yah!!

I think Jags said a good flounce?
Can't get the bloody members any more.
FB walks away, shaking her head.
I'm not sure I get it - is that a flounce, then, FB?
Quote by Mr-Powers
Oh Fuck it....i'm out of here, bollox to the lot of yah!!

leave your petticoat cos theres some that might want to borrow it.......
and dont let the door hit your arse on the way out
I think I've flounced enough already today.. and certainly got my knickers in a twist never mind a petticoat (wtf!! can you still buy them??? :shock: )
I certainly agree with you Jags, we need a proper good old knees up (or apart cool )
Quote by Freckledbird
Can't get the bloody members any more.

if its a member youre after.i got one for ya
Quote by jaymar
I think I've flounced enough already today.. and certainly got my knickers in a twist never mind a petticoat (wtf!! can you still buy them??? :shock: )
I certainly agree with you Jags, we need a proper good old knees up (or apart cool )

Yep! I saw that one rotflmao :rotflmao:
Im all for knees and fings lol Im not sure Im any good at this flouncing though confused
Quote by helnheaven
I think I've flounced enough already today.. and certainly got my knickers in a twist never mind a petticoat (wtf!! can you still buy them??? :shock: )
I certainly agree with you Jags, we need a proper good old knees up (or apart cool )

Yep! I saw that one rotflmao :rotflmao:
Im all for knees and fings lol Im not sure Im any good at this flouncing though confused
You must be a flounce virgin... I'm a newbie flouncer! :smug:
Well I am fed up cos I cant get a meet with a woman or a couple either, I want to explore my bi curo side and cant do that either, no one fancies me.........
and i will thcweemm and thcweem until I'm thick,
picks up petticoats, swishes them around, tosses hair back, snubs in the air, and waltzes out through the revolving door.
which then flings me ungraciously back into the forum again because i forgot to get out on the other side lol
What this site needs ............
Is for moderators not to start or contribute to threads which reinforce the perception that there is a cabal within the ranks of regular forum contributors.
Now LOOK - none of you are bloody trying hard enough!
:jagsatwork: :jagsatwork:
To flounce you have to be: irrational, drunk, wearing frilly petticoats and mean it (for the instant you do it ).
Mr Powers... did you really really mean it??
Flouncing is sometimes followed by the door being locked behind you though I rememer the BBD telling us all off for doing that! :cry:
:cheers: :cheers: