Where's the soap?
Yes, it is, isn't it?
Could someone please explain that to me, as I just don't get the joke?
Thanks.
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Where's the soap?
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Have you just made that quote up Roger? - cos you're tired and the site doesn't work
Really peeved, cos I now need to know what that quote meant
Oh Roger, my life was worry free ... right up until I walked into this thread.
Just where is the soap??
Yes what is?? :confused:
I need to know too
Have you just made that quote up Roger? - cos you're tired and the site doesn't work
Really peeved, cos I now need to know what that quote meant
Oh Roger, my life was worry free ... right up until I walked into this thread.Just where is the soap??
Yes what is?? :confused:
I need to know too
In fairness there's probably a bit missing which I can't remember but was probably sort of " Two lesbians were having a bath together and one said to the other 'Where's the soap' and the other said 'Yes, it does, doesn't it.'"
Now pretend you didn't read it but you heard it. Has this helped? Why am I doing this - I must be pissed. It was always a crap joke.
Jezzay
Now pretend you didn't read it but you heard it. Has this helped? Why am I doing this - I must be pissed. It was always a crap joke.
Jezzay
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Two vicars in a shower. One says to the other "Would you mind passing me the soap?"
The other says "No problem"
See they're so much better when they are told correctly!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
That's it! I'm off. Drain the glass and go to bed. There's only so much a girl can take....
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Two vicars in a shower. One says to the other "Would you mind passing me the soap?"
The other says "No problem"
Still keeping up here now
Quote by dambuster
Two polar bears. One on the North Pole, the other on the South Pole.
As the world rotates and they pass each other; they shout "Radio"
...................... and lost again :confused:
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Two polar bears. One on the North Pole, the other on the South Pole.
As the world rotates and they pass each other; they shout "Radio"
mr dambuster? i think you'll find polar bears only live at the north pole? so how the other one wandered off that bloody far i have no idea? oh! and i don't get it? please explain it?
neil x x x ;-)
Thank fuck its not only me thats confused!!
Anyhoo
Once upon a time there was a man who had a son who had no body, arms or legs.
So its the sons 18th and the man takes him for his first drink, so he orders the first ppint for his son and he drinks up and suddenly a body pops out.
The man in shock and total amazement buys him another pint and tells him to drink which the son does and low and behold! Two legs pop out!!!
So the man buys his son a third pint and tells him to drink it back quick and suddenly two arms pop out, so the man and son continue to celebrate till closing time, both so happy at the miracle that has happened.
Closing time comes and they walk out the pub and go to cross the street when suddenly a bus knocks the son down and kills him instantly.
The barman said "he should have quit while he was ahead!"
Sorry cant help with the stupid jokes!
Anyhoo
Once upon a time there was a man who had a son who had no body, arms or legs.
So its the sons 18th and the man takes him for his first drink, so he orders the first ppint for his son and he drinks up and suddenly a body pops out.
The man in shock and total amazement buys him another pint and tells him to drink which the son does and low and behold! Two legs pop out!!!
So the man buys his son a third pint and tells him to drink it back quick and suddenly two arms pop out, so the man and son continue to celebrate till closing time, both so happy at the miracle that has happened.
Closing time comes and they walk out the pub and go to cross the street when suddenly a bus knocks the son down and kills him instantly.
The barman said "he should have quit while he was ahead!"
Sorry cant help with the stupid jokes! Sex God
ahhhhhhhhhh i think i have it.
two poles. like magnets? north and south poles? there is a magnetic field about the earth. rotate a magnet in a coil you get electricity? radio waves are electro-magnetic? polar bears = play on words on two poles? hence radio!
am i clever or what? or just plain stupid and wrong? it's still not funny. it was rubbish dambuster! come now try harder!
neil x x x ;-)
two poles. like magnets? north and south poles? there is a magnetic field about the earth. rotate a magnet in a coil you get electricity? radio waves are electro-magnetic? polar bears = play on words on two poles? hence radio!
am i clever or what? or just plain stupid and wrong?
it's still not funny. it was rubbish dambuster! come now try harder!neil x x x ;-)
Quote by neilinleeds
ahhhhhhhhhh i think i have it.
two poles. like magnets? north and south poles? rotate two magnets in a coil you get electricity? radio waves are electro-magnetic? polar bears = play on words on two poles? hence radio!
am i clever or what? or just plain stupid and wrong?
neil x x x ;-)
Thanks neilinleeds. Someone told me about the bears years ago and I've never been able to work it out.
