wife's anal virginity

18 Sep 2006

:shock: nice first post Ian :scared:
hope you're wearing flameproof undrerware lol

you are about to get several offers of strap on actionm among other things.
good luck and see you on the other side
welcome to the asylum by the way wink

18 Sep 2006

Is this what she wants or is it what you want?

18 Sep 2006

Quote by da69ve
Is this what she wants or is it what you want?

You read my mind rolleyes

....................now get out of my head ! smackbottom

Hi Ian btw wave

18 Sep 2006

One wonders how you might gift wrap this................gift?
Maybe you could put and extra stregnth condom in a ring box..........
H.x

18 Sep 2006

Ian
:welcome: to the forum.
If you've only used a finger before, it may be worth investing in an anal vibrator or something first.
I would build up in size gradually (whatever your wife's comfortable with) until she feels she can "take your cock" comfortably.
Oh and make sure you use plenty of lube.
Good luck :thumbup:

18 Sep 2006

go for silica based not water based, much better.
H.x

18 Sep 2006

Quote by H-x
One wonders how you might gift wrap this................gift?

He's gonna tie a ribbon round his cock.... really tight lol

OOooohhhhh.............. kinkeeeeeeeeeeeeee wink

18 Sep 2006

Quote by H-x
go for silica based not water based, much better.
H.x

Absolutely.
and it has an added bonus.
If it turns out she doesn't want anal for her birthday she's got a handy pot of hair serum redface

18 Sep 2006

Quote by H-x
go for silica based not water based, much better.
H.x

Is this yet another use for WD40?
dunno

18 Sep 2006

Quote by Manolishi
go for silica based not water based, much better.
H.x

Is this yet another use for WD40?
dunno

YOU THE JURY

dunno

18 Sep 2006

any of you read his profile?
Beggars belief

18 Sep 2006

Quote by GnV
any of you read his profile?
Beggars belief

Yeah - I did ! ! ! !
Bluddy non-smokers rolleyes

get everywhere these days mad

18 Sep 2006

Can you imagine it
Half way through some anal action
The bedroom door opens with a squeek
Ah love, would you mind just rubbing your ass against the hinge for me ..........

18 Sep 2006

Quote by varca
. . . . I concur with HornyLittleBlonde's good advice. Anal isn't something you dive straight in with, metaphorically speaking!! And forget the DP dildo idea, one thing at a time lol. If you follow HLB's advice and she is ready for the "ultimate" let her get used to that first, she may well love it, . . . . .

whoa whoa whoa . . . . . . .
refereee ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Is there something I should know ??????????????
I think I should be involved in this somewhere along the lines :sulky icon gif:
:storming off in a huff icon gif:
wink

In edit . . .
redface

I've been grounded again - so . . . . .
Disclaimer.
"xxxxxxxx" is reference to an attitude exhibited by some people. It is not aimed at or in reference to any particular individual.
Edit2 redface

It's just been pointed out and made clear to me that some of this post might cause offence to particular individuals. While I have no problem offended people, I really wouldn't want to do it unintentionally so I've edited it again in the hope that the intended humour can be seen redface

18 Sep 2006

Quote by dambuster
any of you read his profile?
Beggars belief

Yeah - I did ! ! ! !
Bluddy non-smokers rolleyes

get everywhere these days mad

Oi you!!! put that fag out :giggle:

18 Sep 2006

Quote by ian4fun
It's our 24th anniversary this weekend and I want to give her the ultimate in presents...to take her anal virginity...I've researched a great deal on this topic and clearly loads of lube is a must...how can i get her to relax and accept me. She has taken my index finger before and really got off on it hugely...probably one of the best orgasms she has had for a long time...now I want to feed her bum my cock....am hoping that she'll relax fully and take me as well as probing her pussy with her fave dildo at the same time to give her the thrill of dp...any advice warmly appreciated

I think you might find it's her choice, not yours!

18 Sep 2006

Would anyone be insane a while to look after tramper for a few days? dunno

I need the box to put someone else in rolleyes

18 Sep 2006

Quote by firelizard
It's our 24th anniversary this weekend and I want to give her the ultimate in presents...to take her anal virginity...I've researched a great deal on this topic and clearly loads of lube is a must...how can i get her to relax and accept me. She has taken my index finger before and really got off on it hugely...probably one of the best orgasms she has had for a long time...now I want to feed her bum my cock....am hoping that she'll relax fully and take me as well as probing her pussy with her fave dildo at the same time to give her the thrill of dp...any advice warmly appreciated

I think you might find it's her choice, not yours!
don't be silly fire.... ALL women LOVE anal especially when they are told to by their man..... now where is my strap on cos I want to take ian4funs' anal virginity..........
ahh here we go... just PM me when you are ready ian :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

18 Sep 2006

Quote by splendid33
It's our 24th anniversary this weekend and I want to give her the ultimate in presents...to take her anal virginity...I've researched a great deal on this topic and clearly loads of lube is a must...how can i get her to relax and accept me. She has taken my index finger before and really got off on it hugely...probably one of the best orgasms she has had for a long time...now I want to feed her bum my cock....am hoping that she'll relax fully and take me as well as probing her pussy with her fave dildo at the same time to give her the thrill of dp...any advice warmly appreciated

I think you might find it's her choice, not yours!
don't be silly fire.... ALL women LOVE anal especially when they are told to by their man..... now where is my strap on cos I want to take ian4funs' anal virginity..........
ahh here we go... just PM me when you are ready ian :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:giggle: told you so rotflmao

18 Sep 2006

Quote by splendid33
It's our 24th anniversary this weekend and I want to give her the ultimate in presents...to take her anal virginity...I've researched a great deal on this topic and clearly loads of lube is a must...how can i get her to relax and accept me. She has taken my index finger before and really got off on it hugely...probably one of the best orgasms she has had for a long time...now I want to feed her bum my cock....am hoping that she'll relax fully and take me as well as probing her pussy with her fave dildo at the same time to give her the thrill of dp...any advice warmly appreciated

I think you might find it's her choice, not yours!
don't be silly fire.... ALL women LOVE anal especially when they are told to by their man..... now where is my strap on cos I want to take ian4funs' anal virginity..........
ahh here we go... just PM me when you are ready ian :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Be careful what you wish for! :shock:

18 Sep 2006

Quote by GnV
any of you read his profile?
Beggars belief

There's something familiar about the sensual massage ... dunno

18 Sep 2006

I'm finding the 'elusive extra man' line rather funny. has he not noticed the othe 300,000ish blokes on this site, willing to join in for a 3some rolleyes

18 Sep 2006

whens your birthday sassy???? innocent

19 Sep 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
whens your birthday sassy????

Not quite the poke in the back I was thinking of Robbie :dry:

19 Sep 2006

Quote by ian4fun
It's our 24th anniversary this weekend and I want to give her the ultimate in presents...to take her anal virginity...I've researched a great deal on this topic and clearly loads of lube is a must...how can i get her to relax and accept me. She has taken my index finger before and really got off on it hugely...probably one of the best orgasms she has had for a long time...now I want to feed her bum my cock....am hoping that she'll relax fully and take me as well as probing her pussy with her fave dildo at the same time to give her the thrill of dp...any advice warmly appreciated

I think it would be better if for her birthday maybe you buy her a stonking big strap on first so she can experiment on you, then between the tears you will learn how to do it yourself so you don't hurt her to much smile

Tony

19 Sep 2006

Quote by ian4fun
...any advice warmly appreciated

Glycerine Suppositories (helps reduce bob-nob) wink

19 Sep 2006

:giggle: :laughabove: blink

Oh dear I soooo needed that!!!!!!!!

19 Sep 2006

im just having a little difficulty in reconcilling the phrases "
"the ultimate in presents" and .. "take her anal virginity"............ i mean what the feck is that all about?
id have thought that the ultimate in presents for 24 years of marriage was a trip on the Queen Mary or something..... a new car......... or a diamond ring..............
i suppose it could have been worse... you could be putting an ad up in the LMU for someone to take her anal virginity for her.........

19 Sep 2006

Quote by DeeCee
im just having a little difficulty in reconcilling the phrases "
"the ultimate in presents" and .. "take her anal virginity"............ i mean what the feck is that all about?
id have thought that the ultimate in presents for 24 years of marriage was a trip on the Queen Mary or something..... a new car......... or a diamond ring..............
i suppose it could have been worse... you could be putting an ad up in the LMU for someone to take her anal virginity for her.........

i think he's been reading too much Escort and Razzle! lol