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Would you trust a lady with Duct tape
Sex God
You can always trust Hornyred :rascal: :rascal:
Where is this tape
Where is this tape
Orgasminator
Just so long as the Lady in question isn't essexlady.... 
:giggle:
The things that woman MAKES me do
:giggle:
The things that woman MAKES me do
Sex God
Bushwackers
There was me thinking you were all tied up with duct tape and needed rescuing :P
There was me thinking you were all tied up with duct tape and needed rescuing :P
Sex God
Quote by jamnat20032003
i wouldnt trust a woman with duct tape any more
did once
ended up with bald patches
Is it like waxing then? Might be cheaper than having a leg wax :lol:
Sex God
Quote by jamnat20032003
i dont know if its cheaper
but it bloody hurt
call me a big soft get but i dont know how you women put up with waxing
You big girl
:wink: Sex God
Quote by jamnat20032003
so it does hurt
Its very painful :eeek: Go and try :thumbup: dare you
Sex God
Quote by jamnat20032003
i have
i told you when she pulled the duct tape off all the hairs came off as well
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Sex God
Quote by Dino.
Am gonna get me a few rolls of this stuff. It seems as tho this is the only stuff strong enough to hold hornyred down when the fire engines roar past our house
Could also be useful for when she looses that bloody red headed temper, shhhhhhh
:eeek: :eeek: Nothing will keep me down
especially when firemen are involved :rascal: Quote by HornyRed
Am gonna get me a few rolls of this stuff. It seems as tho this is the only stuff strong enough to hold hornyred down when the fire engines roar past our house
Could also be useful for when she looses that bloody red headed temper, shhhhhhh
:eeek: :eeek: Nothing will keep me down
especially when firemen are involved :rascal:Can I try then?
I might not keep you down, but I'd give it a damn good try 
Quote by HornyRed
Am gonna get me a few rolls of this stuff. It seems as tho this is the only stuff strong enough to hold hornyred down when the fire engines roar past our house
Could also be useful for when she looses that bloody red headed temper, shhhhhhh
:eeek: :eeek: Nothing will keep me down
especially when firemen are involved :rascal:my God HornyRed will nothing keep you down were Firemen are concerned. Dino you have our symphathy, call in more troops with extra strong Duct Tape (Black Masking tape the best)
The Dukes
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
Am gonna get me a few rolls of this stuff. It seems as tho this is the only stuff strong enough to hold hornyred down when the fire engines roar past our house
Could also be useful for when she looses that bloody red headed temper, shhhhhhh
:eeek: :eeek: Nothing will keep me down
especially when firemen are involved :rascal:Can I try then?
I might not keep you down, but I'd give it a damn good try Give it your best shot buster :sparring: , lets see if your made of more than orangey jam with bits in
come on then
:flipa:
Quote by HornyRed
Am gonna get me a few rolls of this stuff. It seems as tho this is the only stuff strong enough to hold hornyred down when the fire engines roar past our house
Could also be useful for when she looses that bloody red headed temper, shhhhhhh
:eeek: :eeek: Nothing will keep me down
especially when firemen are involved :rascal:Can I try then?
I might not keep you down, but I'd give it a damn good try Give it your best shot buster :sparring: , lets see if your made of more than orangey jam with bits in
come on then
:flipa:I'm not made of more than that, but the jam is terribly sticky and the bit are quite thick cut
fight your way out if you dare! 
Casanova
Quote by tattyxpx
Just so long as the Lady in question isn't essexlady....
:giggle:
The things that woman MAKES me do
But.... you loved every moment babe ....................:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Easy peasy yellow sticky stuff no problem :sticky:
Why are you stopping my fun and wanting to strap me down :rascal:
yellow sticky stuff no problem :sticky: Why are you stopping my fun and wanting to strap me down :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
Easy peasy
Why are you stopping my fun and wanting to strap me down :rascal:
Don't wanna top your fun, I just like a challenge, and who said I wanted to strap you down? I wanted to pin you down, up, sideways, any which way!
Prefer to be nailed than pinned :rascal:
Neither of which will happen :flipa: , Your all talk and no action, just a big blob of yellow sticky stuff.
So come on then Mr golden shread, what you gonna do then?
Quote by HornyRed
Easy peasy
Why are you stopping my fun and wanting to strap me down :rascal:
Don't wanna top your fun, I just like a challenge, and who said I wanted to strap you down? I wanted to pin you down, up, sideways, any which way!
Prefer to be nailed than pinned :rascal:
Neither of which will happen :flipa: , Your all talk and no action, just a big blob of yellow sticky stuff.
So come on then Mr golden shread, what you gonna do then?
You wanna know what I'm gonna do? Do you really wanna know, or are you just askin'?
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
You wanna know what I'm gonna do? Do you really wanna know, or are you just askin'?
Waiting
i do want to know, Now marmsy 