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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58

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male 38 years old discreet cardiff resident looking for offers of a meet.
most things considered, so try me lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
i remember watching a programme about porn stars on c4 some time ago.
the males used to drink some kind of fruit juice, i'm sure it was pomegranite ?????
Look up peter north on google, he seems to be the cumshot king.
your on the wrong forum...
get on the lets meet up, share a bath with someone local and then share body heat - all in the name of conservation lol
i remember walking around with a wheelbarrow for a week, cos i got a blood infection in the testicles.
it was quite cool having so much swelling.....lol
Quote by fem_4_taboo
humm sod what the books about, i want to know what other lifes ambition you could have other than meeting me :shock:
xxxxxxxxxx lou xxxxxxxxx

yes but that life ambition will be being achieved when we share a drink in our hotel bar in bristol............
and constance you know where i am lol
my book was going to be "the history of the cardiff and district pool league" but it would have been a very limited reading audience, so i have diversed slightly to make it a semi biograhical book about myself in my younger years, and the pubs and clubs of cardiff that have now sadly been replaced by these theme bars.
i have surpassed my expectations so far by what i have remembered, what i am looking forward to now is the research, contacting long lost friends and aquaintances to talk over the old days........
you would never think i was only 38 !! :lol:
but cardiff is a fast developing city.....
as nice as he might be - i am having no mans baby batter on me rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
there are a number of people from your area on here, look around and you will find them, but as said earlier if you posted this in the dogging section you may have more luck.
Just a thought - but how do i become a sticky..............
Quote by tina1
hi all
dont know if im in the right section for this but here goes,,,,,,,
when looking through ads I only look for single males if they are straight, but alot of men put they are straight but then in the seeking section they put they are seeking bi males or couples with bi males,
so why dont they put they are bi curious males?
I am bi myself and dont judge anyone by their sexuality but for gods sake be honest!!!
I sometimes get the feeling they then deniy it just to have fun with couples who have asked for only straight males
like I said this maybe in the wrong section or maybe not allowed on the forum so i'l say sorry in advance smile

Iwould have thought that this was obvious Tina - most of the newcomers on here type their messages with their d*ck, and as their d*ick has no brain they tend to type whatever is going to get them a shag at that time.....
My only day off in the week and i wake up with an idea for a book which has been going through my head in my sleep for the last 3 months.
So this morning i decided to do something about it, so i got up and typed everything i could recall onto my computer, while it was still fress in my head.
Im shattered now so going back to bed, until i wake up with more ideas wink
Just thought i would share that on here as there are now 399,933 members if everyone of those bought a copy of my book i would be able to achieve my lifes ambition..... lol
it must be just me, but i cannot take a dump anywhere else other than a toilet redface
as for balancing on someones beamer, although no doubt he deserved something - i feel a pile of human excrement a tad too far......
englishman, scotsman and welshman in a pub having a drink. suddenly the englishman says have a look at him over there that looks like jesus.
they all look over and sure enough there is a fella that looks just like jesus.
so the scotsman goes over orders 3 pints and says do you mind if i ask, are you jesus - yes i am says the man good god says the scotsman have a pint on me, thank you very much says jesus.
the scotsman goes back and tells the other 2 it really is jesus.
not believing him the englishman goes to the bar orders 3 pints and says to the man you look just like jesus, the man says thats cos i am. wow have a pint on me says the englishman, your so kind says jesus.
the englishman goes back and says it really is jesus.
not believing this the welshman goes to the bar, orders 3 pints and says would you like a pint jesus, jesus says thanks very much astounded the welsman returned to his 2 mates.
some time later on when leaving the bar the 3 approach jesus and say what a pleasure it was to meet him.
he holds the englishman by the wrists and says bless you my son. the englishman says unbelievable, i have had arthritis in my wrists for 30 years and now the pain has gone.
then jesus puts his arms around the scotsman and says bless you my son. astounded the scotsman says for 20 years i have had back pain and now i am cured.
jesus approaches the welshman when the welshman reels away - you can fuck right off he says, i have been on benefits for 30 years and i am not working for anyone.......
i know it is long but gave me a chuckle when i heard it, and b4 anyone accuses me of being racist i am welsh wink
Quote by constance
i have just left work, tidied up all the loose ends left over from xmas like customer complaints, lost items etc etc and my desk is now spotless.
trouble is i have just got home minus my mobile phone confused
it is either in the shredder, the skip outside, my filing trays or on the coffee tray to be returned to the canteen.....
now do i go a weekend minus my phone, or go back to work to retrieve it........ think i'll take a chance on nobody phoning me for a meet and have a quiet weekend wink

Weather you go and collect you mobile will surely depend on what type of pictures you have on your mobile?
I left mine behind a while back and it had a full set of rather, ehm shall we say, less than convetional pix. I went back rather quickly to collect it!!
shite - i did not even think of the pics and videos redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
thats made my mind up, back to work it is...trust you constance for reminding me of that.
and there is not even a pic of you on my phone - yet :wink:
i have just left work, tidied up all the loose ends left over from xmas like customer complaints, lost items etc etc and my desk is now spotless.
trouble is i have just got home minus my mobile phone confused
it is either in the shredder, the skip outside, my filing trays or on the coffee tray to be returned to the canteen.....
now do i go a weekend minus my phone, or go back to work to retrieve it........ think i'll take a chance on nobody phoning me for a meet and have a quiet weekend wink
the thought of you wanking whilst preparing your partners tea, sure as hell puts me off ever coming round yours for a munch !!!!
i cant think what else you expect. or maybe i can.
the pics have sold you down the river, it looks like you have something to hide when you only have your genitals in pics.
i see no problem with having a face pic on here, i am not embarrased about being on here, but there again i am not on here trying to get my leg over with anything that moves. rolleyes
wow i can't believe this still goes on.
i am a manager for a large organisation 300,000 employees and i will not tolerate any member of staff from my office being bullied.
i know the organisation that i work for is hot on this, and the perpetrators are shown the doors at the earliest opportunity.
without knowing the facts "feel free to pm me them" my advice to you would be to record all phone calls as of now, and save any e-mails or correspondence to a removable usb drive and keep it safe.
if you are not a member of a union, speak to a trusted colleague just in case you are not alone in this abuse.
A new scam on guys has been happening in Dublin lately.....this is what happened to me.
I am a victim of the latest scam in Dublin which is happening at the
Dundrum Shopping Centre.
Two good looking 18 year old Polish women come to your car as you are
parking your car.
One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other
comes
to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her brests almost
coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look, when you thank them
and offer them a tip, they say No and beg you for a lift to Town.
You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start
having
sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while
the other one steals your wallet.
I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I
couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.
lol :lol: :lol:
definately Galloway - he is an obnoxious d**k head and i hope he is laughed out of parliment when he is back doing the job he should be doing instead of parading about on telly.
spooky shaz - how did you get tony in your belly !!!!!
as i know have a broken wrist i only managed 89mph left handed sad useless
i'm absolutley sure tony will think of something........lol
i cut alcohol out of my life for 2 years after my divorce, cos i did not want to follow others from my works who turned into gibbering wrecks.
touble is i really did miss it, so i make a point now of drinking in moderation, have a couple then switch to water. i am quite lucky in that i do not need to be drunk to have a good time.
whatever you choose there is plenty of help and advice online, no need to go to one of those A/A meetings.
i think constance was trying to say she found this post distasteful.
but as the internet is a free space if people do not like it, dont look.
Quote by raunchyrabbits
We find that it helps if the other guy is not too big....although that's not always a problem...
Same position as other DP, one guy on his back then Miss Rabbit rides him and I go in from behind. It's best if the female moves the most, and the two guys just move slightly. I don't think it's essential that the guys are bi, just not afraid of coming into contact with another man's bits.
It is pretty intense for all three!

well you two seem to know what you are talking about......... who are we to argue.
well as i can add my tuppence worth i would say it's your life live it as you see fit.
just look at it in your wifes perspective too.
just think how you would feel if she told you 2morrow that the reason she has not been having sex with you on a regular basis is that you are in fact crap in bed, and she has been sleeping with a 70 year old fella she met in tesco ???
just look at it from all angles, if your happily married and the sex has just taken a nose dive, there is proffesional help out there.
good luck to you anyway with whatever path you choose.
looking for a friendly single female or couple for day/night meet.
i am very open minded,discreet and reliable.
cannot accomodate at present, but happy to split hotel or as the weather is changing for the better outdoor fun or if you have a place even better.
hi all
i am attending this munch as a single male.
i will be getting a hotel room and travelling up from cardiff. so if anyone would like a lift or to share my room no probs - just pm me and we can get something organised.
you do not have to be bi or afraid of another mans bits, just adventurous.
when i did it the lady in question called a halt after a few mins cos she found it too painful, but the other guy did think he was a friggin jack hammer !!!!