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Well it would be a first for me, think my clients would have a heart attack if I did that 😂

  You would be inundated with work offers though!

The griselina looks good, I will bear it in mind

it would improve relations with my neighbours as well!,

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Yes, the weeds will soon be growing again

As my garden is with a few exceptions one big weed patch then I am ignoring them until the replanting begins......the thought of having you naked weeding in the garden  does have a certain attraction though.....

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Griselina is great for screening

 I shall look it up, love your profile by the way.

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A lot do do this time of year, nice drop of much needed rain x 

 that bush would enhance any garden but especially mine!

I will maintain anything that hides my neighbours scrapheap!!

I am rewilding the main area as much as I can shrubs trees and wild flowers but need to add in fast growing screening on the perimeter  build a terrace......be nice one day lol!

I’m not a keen gardener but have a massive garden to renovate, a fresh start. Dreading it!

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Here's a question that maybe Sub could answer. I know facial hair does turn a lot of gals off, but if kept trimmed and tidy is it really that much of an issue. I have contemplated shaving the lot off and edit my profile just to see what ( if any ) reaction there

 As the spokesperson for all women... I personally am not really bothered about facial hair - although I have to say that in terms of discreet meets, beard rash is a little hard to explain away! (Although thankfully easily hidden by facemasks in these times) 

This probably warrants being a whole separate thread so you can gather the opinions of more people.

 I would not worry about the beard rash, you would have more trouble explaining away the handcuff chafing and hand marks on your bottom😈😈

grief, I’m too thick for this conversation, I’ve been using foreplay as foreplay, where did I go wrong😳😳

I have never had boundaries regarding a partners age but it is certainly comforting to know that there are still options out there with folk who have a similar outlook to myself, lol!!😜😜

Like opera only much more cerebral 🧐

Only if they are living on a farm.....

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Or the fact that they are ‘quite noisy’ could put a damper on things fanny farting Beethoven’s 5th 

 Particularly when reaching the crescendo!

 You mean not everyone finishes with a flourish? Boy do I feel awkward now! 

 Not as awkward as if we were there giving you a standing ovation! Bravo!! Bravo!!

 I would happily pay to see that! 

I suspect that would come under the heading of readers wives😍

Or the fact that they are ‘quite noisy’ could put a damper on things fanny farting Beethoven’s 5th 

Calendar sheep?😳😳😳

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I have stopped buying our local paper now as I have no interest in rural Wri groups or the cost of sheep at market however handsome they look😉

My, this lockdown has really got to you! Handsome sheep?🙄

 ewe never know what the locals get up to🥴

I have stopped buying our local paper now as I have no interest in rural Wri groups or the cost of sheep at market however handsome they look😉

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Freezing my nuts off in Skeggy..............and i paid a fortune for a "seeded" loaf at out local Co Op!!

 don’t complain, that’s a local paper headline where I live

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I had a quick look at the dogging forum and it’s sadly so outdated. I know it is not for everyone but even visiting a dogging session as an interested onlooker/voyeur can be so much fun. The frisson and thrill of stranger sex, well!! It would be good to find some sort of system that allowed folk to advertise meets without jeopardising safety.

 I think once all restrictions are lifted, Dogging locations and activities will start to update again.

 I have seen folk asking for the best locations in their area and there are obviously lots of folk who are keen to partake and there are some excellent dogging stories on here. The dogging forum information, certainly for my area, seems to be very dated though. Am I missing something here? I know that dogging will be one of the first activities to start up again after lockdown but there does not seem to be any system of safely allowing folk to connect on here or is it just a case of word of mouth.

People add information on any particular Dogging location post, tell folk if that area is still safe and also ask if anyone is meeting up at a particular time.. But there is a advert Dogging section where folk advertise for a Dogging meet.

 thanks for that and I guess it’s a case of if it ain’t broke then don’t fix it, lol! The system must work for most folk but I was prompted to query the situation after browsing the dogging section and seeing the list of outdated locations...and frankly quite daft locations that folk had posted as venues.

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I had a quick look at the dogging forum and it’s sadly so outdated. I know it is not for everyone but even visiting a dogging session as an interested onlooker/voyeur can be so much fun. The frisson and thrill of stranger sex, well!! It would be good to find some sort of system that allowed folk to advertise meets without jeopardising safety.

 I think once all restrictions are lifted, Dogging locations and activities will start to update again.

 I have seen folk asking for the best locations in their area and there are obviously lots of folk who are keen to partake and there are some excellent dogging stories on here. The dogging forum information, certainly for my area, seems to be very dated though. Am I missing something here? I know that dogging will be one of the first activities to start up again after lockdown but there does not seem to be any system of safely allowing folk to connect on here or is it just a case of word of mouth. 

I had a quick look at the dogging forum and it’s sadly so outdated. I know it is not for everyone but even visiting a dogging session as an interested onlooker/voyeur can be so much fun. The frisson and thrill of stranger sex, well!! It would be good to find some sort of system that allowed folk to advertise meets without jeopardising safety.

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I wonder if on the 23rd June Boris will announce in the 'House' that all dogging sites in England are now open to all persuasions and to

 it could only improve his standing at this point....go Boris!!!

I do want an invite to one of your parties though. I don’t like cake, don’t drink alcohol.....now what’s left😉

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One of the good things about self checkout in the supermarket, no embarrassment. Of course maybe some would like to display a dozen Durex in their basket. 

 You'd think so - the bigger picture on my above comment:

I needed to buy some supplies for my daughter's birthday celebration in the evening so figured I'd do that whilst picking up my replacement condoms. Come to learn that they are security tagged!
I don't know what kind of party the poor young man who served thinks I was having with my Caterpillar cake, 2 bottles of Prossecco and a 10-pack of condoms but at least he was quite discreet as he took them away to remove the tag!

 one assumes that they don’t use a pin type security tag🙄

only extra extra large ones😑

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Are condom machines still a thing? I guess they probably cost a bit more than £1 for 3 nowadays!

 showing your age girl!!

Well, you get locked down for a year with your partner and don’t need condoms with them and then Boris blows the whistle and leads the charge out of the trenches......I don’t know about shares in rubber companies but I wish I had thought about the strategic placement of condom vending machines.