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Bassdude
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Dunblane
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Hi all,
Here's a weird one for you and I'd be interested in seeing any responses from other forum users.
Mrs Bassdude and I were talking last night about male and female genitals. She reckons that the male penis is an intrinsically not pretty. She argued that they are very useful and fun but not the most attractive things in the world. She also thinks the female vagina is in the same league.
I disagree, particularly in regard to pussy! Personally, I think pussies are extremely attractive and different with every person. I love the look, taste and feel of them - is this strange?
I'd like to open this for some debate: Are dicks and pussies ugly or attractive? Or is it just personal preference?
Stay happy!
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Here's a weird one for you and I'd be interested in seeing any responses from other forum users.
Mrs Bassdude and I were talking last night about male and female genitals. She reckons that the male penis is an intrinsically not pretty. She argued that they are very useful and fun but not the most attractive things in the world. She also thinks the female vagina is in the same league.
I disagree, particularly in regard to pussy! Personally, I think pussies are extremely attractive and different with every person. I love the look, taste and feel of them - is this strange?
I'd like to open this for some debate: Are dicks and pussies ugly or attractive? Or is it just personal preference?
Stay happy!
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My first was actually two, saved up my pocket money I guess...
Sailing - Rod Stewart
If You Leave Me Now - Chicago
Still got them after all those years (about 30?) and, yeah Steve, I think they were about 70p!!
Ah memories....
Sorry I missed the mass log on, couldn't get near the net for my 9 year old playing The Sims!!
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Sailing - Rod Stewart
If You Leave Me Now - Chicago
Still got them after all those years (about 30?) and, yeah Steve, I think they were about 70p!!
Ah memories....
Sorry I missed the mass log on, couldn't get near the net for my 9 year old playing The Sims!!
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Quote by KitKatI can still hear you!
(wait until he's gone and I'll flirt again)
Will
I despair! I truly do :roll: lhk
Yeah, and you thought I was bad Kat??
Sorry, BlueEyes, you don't scare me - excite me yes but not scare!! Maybe it's something to do with the fact I can see where you live. I can run pretty fast when I see a whirling female dervish approaching with menace in her eyes....
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WILL, DON'T SUCCUMB!!
We're the only two blokes left in here! The ruling was that the girls would do domestic duties and we'd offer them sexual gratification if the results were good enough!!
So far they've just been getting pissed on the gin and not offered me any!!
Male representation is needed here to support me!!
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We're the only two blokes left in here! The ruling was that the girls would do domestic duties and we'd offer them sexual gratification if the results were good enough!!
So far they've just been getting pissed on the gin and not offered me any!!
Male representation is needed here to support me!!
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BlueEyes, come on over to my wee corner then. Maybe Sappho will join us after her massage (honourary Scot in my opinion for this purpose) and Jags you're more than welcome....
{Takes out his guitar and tunes up for a serenade}
Wilma, sorry, my corner's now full!! You'll need to exact your revenge later!
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{Takes out his guitar and tunes up for a serenade}
Wilma, sorry, my corner's now full!! You'll need to exact your revenge later!
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Quote by Jags
HEY... I'm SCOTTISH... do I get let off too???? WTF do you think the Jags means? A famous Glasgow football team? Call yourself a man???
Wilma - thanks for the top-up! I can feel a little bit of booze in my soul already...god, I love this GFZ.
x xx x
Scottish - yes, I twigged the link - my brother's a shareholder!! Resident? Now that's a different story....
Sappho, nice to see you though. Always a pleasure having your divine decadence in the room.
Sappho, BlueEyes.... care to join me in my wee corner?
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Bassdude, funny how you show up when there is shit to be stirred.
Where ya been? Missed Ya!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Oh, I've been about Wilma - here, there and everywhere. Just keeping in hiding from you in case you decide to inflict the same type of punishment as poor Fred got!! ;-)
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Oh yeah?? You had to bring Sappho in too didn't you Jags??
And as for Alex, well if you want solidarity - you're up for punishment too!! I'm tempted to let BlueEyes off as she's Scottish but this needs further consideration!
Fred, could I suggest that you're in charge of the girls punishment. You were, of course, the previous victim so I think it's only fair!! I feel a poll is in order (or maybe a pole if the girls aren't going to leave!)
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And as for Alex, well if you want solidarity - you're up for punishment too!! I'm tempted to let BlueEyes off as she's Scottish but this needs further consideration!
Fred, could I suggest that you're in charge of the girls punishment. You were, of course, the previous victim so I think it's only fair!! I feel a poll is in order (or maybe a pole if the girls aren't going to leave!)
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Eh hem,
'Scuse me but was this not the boy's room? Despite the fact the girlies are welcome in here to carry out our "domestic services" they do seem to be dominating proceedings a bit!!
After Fred's recent treatment, I'd say it was the girl's turn for a bit of punishment!
Wilma, BlueEyes, Bluexxx, Jags... up against the wall!! Alex, you may stay as you're new here and probably still corruptable!!
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'Scuse me but was this not the boy's room? Despite the fact the girlies are welcome in here to carry out our "domestic services" they do seem to be dominating proceedings a bit!!
After Fred's recent treatment, I'd say it was the girl's turn for a bit of punishment!
Wilma, BlueEyes, Bluexxx, Jags... up against the wall!! Alex, you may stay as you're new here and probably still corruptable!!
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Quote by Just Another Guy
How about Music in the Lounge? You'll be amazed how many pubs/bars/clubs will have a sign in their window advertising YOUR band's name, even if you're not actually playing there ....
In the same vein, I too play in bands and one of my favourite ideas was Private Function - for the same reason as above!!
What this all has to do with swinging (unless it's a swing band) I don't know but, hey, us musos get everywhere!!
By the way, I wouldn't say no to a girly drummer either Fran. The only problem would be the tempo getting a bit intense once a month when the PMT kicks in!!
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Quote by bluexxx
Was this "Mystery blonde" wearing an "I love Swinging Heaven" T-shirt or something???? I know SH is becoming very popular these days, but I don't think the whole country is addicted yet 8) . However, I too admire your optimism, I hope she gets in touch (with me, not you :twisted:)
Hmmm, "I love Swinging Heaven" t-shirts? Now there's an idea bluexxx.... Wonder who'd have the balls (M or F) to wear them proudly in public?
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