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BazzaNW
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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I used to use the ads section, and still reply to some now and again, but in general found them a waste of time and effort. I did get replies but majority were timewasters.
I can agree with both sides of this argument, if that's the right word, but since I started to use the forums and chatrooms I have had a laugh and like to think made some friends.
This site is definitely not just about a quick shag, and as lots of people have said before you get out of it what you put in.
Must admit I did reply to an ad recently, not just 2 lines, and with pics as was asked for, the ad actually said pic guarantees a reply even if just no thanks.
Did I get a reply? No I didn't, which is just bad manners, that part I agree with.
As for Cumbria, I have friends up there and everyone in their village seems to be at it at some point or another lol
Stick with the ads if you wish, but you'd be better off in here or chatrooms and get yourself know.
Good luck in what you decide.
Thought I'd jump in b4 it's locked lol
Don't have to think which I would be, I was a rocker and yeah it was good fun.
Don't know where I got Shaz from :shock:
All the best Wild Rose and Stag xx
Hi Shaz,
Don't know if you've had them b4, but your house will be mad in a few weeks. But so much fun.
I took a kitten in 5 years ago, only 6 months old, then she started to put on weight.
Yep, she was up the duff. Turns out it was her father that had been at it.
She had 2 kittens within about 40 mins, bit of a struggle as she was and still is tiny.
Looked in on them b4 going to bed about 2 hours later, they were fine.
Next morning there were 3 of them, when the other was born I've no idea.
Afriend had 1 and I kept 2 of them. All 3 of them are a bit loopy, down to I reckon surprised
The mother absolutely hates them now.
Sorry about the 2 that didn't make it. xx
Hi Shireen
must admit F1 is not as good as it was in the Mansell days when there were a few excellent racers all at the same time instead of 1 or 2 like now.
Hopefully the new rules this year will change things for the better.
Wouldn't say British GP was overpriced at £90 for 3 day ticket, paid more just for race day years ago.
I'm also into bikes and rallies and occasionally off road days with my mate, never tried hill climbing tho. Get out of breath easy at my age biggrin
Barry xxx
biggrin Not going anywhere, first Grand Prix on :D
But then again if I had somewhere to go, wud have to be good mind, I'd tape the race, have to get priorities right :D
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I'd be willing to give this a shot.

You'll have loads of pm's now lol
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someone explain "football" means nothing to me.
now bikes, cars or f1 and we'd be talking
if just football or lapdance, i'd take the lapdance and trade it for a ticket to see the british grand prix.

wot he said lol
can't wait for Sunday
Hi Jo, should make up for Friday if you put me on the list lol
cheers Baz
I'm not really superstitious, but wont go anywhere without my St. Christopher on, never been without 1 for 30 odd years now
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Forgive me if I 've got this wrong but are most of these complainants 'males'? If so then they might have a case.
Try putting an ad on as a 'bloke' looking for a 'woman' and see how many replies you get.
Speaking from my own experience, I've had 6 replies in 2 years :cry:
This isn't a moan - just thought there might be a slight difference in response levels. :P
(Of course, I must admit, being fat, ugly and married with a small cock doesn't help)

This is not a moan as I've been on here long enough to know better now biggrin
But it is true, different story for guys adverts.
Or even guys replies to ladies or couples adverts.
Shucks, don't think I can make tomorrow, bloody work, ah well.
Our back garden backs onto wide open spaces, loads of foxes and squirels and hedgehogs. I've got 5 cats so hedgehogs get plenty of tasty meals. Foxes are great especially when the cubs are running round, but the fox holes are a pain in the arse. They're all over the place. But wouldn't be without them, the foxes that is.
hiya, wouldn't mind joining in if anything comes up.
Barry, from Denton
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

NWC i have just spent the last 10 min pi**ing myself laughing my ribs are killing me!!!!! :lol2:

redface surprisedops: I told SOMEONE (Not mentioning any names) that I was going for a :spit: meaning, I nipping outside for a smoke!!!! No wonder I got a shocked reply rolleyes
And why we are on the subject, what does this look like :thrilled: ????????
That is priceless NWC, I nearly had a keyboard full off vodka as well. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Originally dates from ancient Japan.
If a wife was unfaithful she was tied up in the middle of the town whereby any and all guys in the town wanked over her and came on her face to humiliate her.
Good job it doesn't happen these days with the populations the way the are, poor girl would end up looking like cartoon above.
So technically it is just having guys cum on the ladys face.
How many people have or would stick their cock through a hole in the wall?
Always looks good in pics on websites, but I for 1 would want to know who or what was on the other side. surprised
John wayne bobbit also springs to mind :cry:
No they deffo don't do it for me. Much better to see a full length shot, preferably in sexy undies or even fully dressed. Like many women on here have said, seen 1 seen them all.
Same thing applies to a lot of guys if they were honest. Leave something to be unwrapped on that first meeting, they say anticipation is the best part biggrin
I have felt false ones and like everyone else says some you can't tell apart from the telltale scars, one or two girls had really hard ones that looked like a perfectly round ball or something was in there, to me that is a real turnoff. But if it makes the lady feel more self confident go for it, good job we're not all the same.
Like Ocky I don't particularly like massive ones, small and perfectly formed everytime for me.
Firelizard yours are gorgeous.
Might sound daft, but years ago I had a splitting headache after a heavy session, I took 2 anadin extras before going to bed. The next day I didn't feel as though I had even had a drink the night before. Ever since then as long as I am sober enough to remember, I take two, only works with anadin extra, but I have never had a hangover since. My wife never used to drink, but since she started I have never had the chance to take the piss the day after because she knew my little trick, it works for her too.
I'm also hairy chested, have been since I was about 14, would never think of shaving it off, wouldn't look or feel right somehow
Hi Fantasy, yeah I've seen you on cam, and very nice too.
You don'y hear a lot from me in there cause I am appreciative of what the people like yourselves do for everyone, maybe a few comments now and again. It annoys me also what goes on and I've seen more and more lately, with some getting very annoying and even abusive, Difficult to ignore them, but they are getting known and a lot of people are getting pissed off with them spoiling it for everyone else. All you can do if it bothers you, which it obviously does, is kick them, or start passwording. The only trouble with passwording is you wont get to meet new people as they wont be able to get password.
Good to meet you at last Jo, and Vickie, couldn't get near you Jo amongst the bodies down stairs. Good afternoon though, beats working biggrin
yep I'm definitely going, meeting up with a couple off another site.
Rockhound, yes it will cost you £50 plus whatever the entrance fee is for the party.
I only just renewed my membership, not been there for over a year.