Hi Firelizard,
sorry you've been having problems.
I've only recently started using the chatrooms and have noticed quite a few idiots spoiling things for everyone else, and upsetting some of the ladies. And some really abusive comments and arguments sometimes. I saw you last night and you are obviously very popular, so I would go along with starting your own room and giving the password to whoever you choose, if someone still gets through the net you can always kick them.
As for guys pretending to be women, you get them on all sites, so not sure what to do about that, except be careful what you say and do unless they have a cam.
Hope it doesn't spoil your way of thinking, there are a lot of genuine people on here.
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BazzaNW
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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The Honeymoon
A guy out on the golf course gets hit in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc?...I'm going on my honeymoon next week.
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; ..an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."
He immediately drops his pants and replies,....................... "Look at this,....still in the CRATE!"
A guy out on the golf course gets hit in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc?...I'm going on my honeymoon next week.
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; ..an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."
He immediately drops his pants and replies,....................... "Look at this,....still in the CRATE!"
After reading DanRG2's first post,and the reply from Constance, I started wondering what everone else thought, what would you call average?
I always thought I was average at about 61/2". But seeing some of the webcams I'm not so sure now
So here goes, a couple of other questions thrown in for curiosity value.
1) What would you class as average size?
2)Do you prefer hairy chests or smooth?
3)Do you prefer hairy balls or smooth?
4)Do you prefer hairy pussies or smooth?
I always thought I was average at about 61/2". But seeing some of the webcams I'm not so sure now
So here goes, a couple of other questions thrown in for curiosity value.
1) What would you class as average size?
2)Do you prefer hairy chests or smooth?
3)Do you prefer hairy balls or smooth?
4)Do you prefer hairy pussies or smooth?
Hi Dan,
well I for one sympathise with you. I have been married for 30 years and have no intention of leaving her or having affairs, although I will admit to having 1 a few years ago. To me swinging and having fun with like minded people is just that, fun. It doesn't affect the way I feel about my wife, although obviously I would prefer her to think like me and enjoy sex as much as I do, but, such is life. I think it is far better if you intend to stay with her, to try and have fun on here, than have an affair which may ruin your marriage.
No doubt a lot of people wouldn't agree but there you go.
Welcome and hope you have fun and find what you are looking for
Barry
well I for one sympathise with you. I have been married for 30 years and have no intention of leaving her or having affairs, although I will admit to having 1 a few years ago. To me swinging and having fun with like minded people is just that, fun. It doesn't affect the way I feel about my wife, although obviously I would prefer her to think like me and enjoy sex as much as I do, but, such is life. I think it is far better if you intend to stay with her, to try and have fun on here, than have an affair which may ruin your marriage.
No doubt a lot of people wouldn't agree but there you go.
Welcome and hope you have fun and find what you are looking for
Barry
hi,
so how do you tell who are the timewasting guys.
I have been on this site for ages now, so far not managed any meets, but I am a genuine guy, maybe because of the age or the fact that I am married but play as a single, I don't know. Bear in mind us single guys are in the majority, and some of these ladies can take their pick, well all actually.
I have been going to swingers clubs in Manchester since 1988 on and off when I get the chance, and had good nights and bad nights.
I have recently started going in the chat rooms, when they're working, lol, and there are some nice people in there, and some really gorgeous women, and of course the idiots who upset the people and spoil things for everyone.
You need to have some patience, and hopefully something will happen.
I have answered lots of ads on here and most people can't even be bothered to answer.
But we live in hopes of the genuine ones that are here.
If you have success on another site but don't here, I know what I would do.
Anyhow welcome to the club and hope you have some luck
so how do you tell who are the timewasting guys.
I have been on this site for ages now, so far not managed any meets, but I am a genuine guy, maybe because of the age or the fact that I am married but play as a single, I don't know. Bear in mind us single guys are in the majority, and some of these ladies can take their pick, well all actually.
I have been going to swingers clubs in Manchester since 1988 on and off when I get the chance, and had good nights and bad nights.
I have recently started going in the chat rooms, when they're working, lol, and there are some nice people in there, and some really gorgeous women, and of course the idiots who upset the people and spoil things for everyone.
You need to have some patience, and hopefully something will happen.
I have answered lots of ads on here and most people can't even be bothered to answer.
But we live in hopes of the genuine ones that are here.
If you have success on another site but don't here, I know what I would do.
Anyhow welcome to the club and hope you have some luck
Hi everyone 
I've tried an advert on the site a few times, had some replies but mostly timewasters as I'm sure you all have, thought I'd give this a try.
I am 54 years old, 5'8" tall, very discrete and friendly.
I've been to a few parties and gang bang/bukkake events and love them.
I'm looking to meet up with single ladies or couples for good old fashioned sexy fun. Have been to Cupids a few times and used to be a regular at Xanadu some years ago.
I have a video and digital camera for any couples that want filming, or I don't mind being in pics or video if that is what you want.
Happy to meet up in VIP cinema club for fun also, or would like to try dogging, or I am happy just to watch if you fancy having a voyeur.
Willing to travel reasonable distance, but work all over UK.
I am very straight so no single guys please.
Thanks for taking the time to read this, hope it's not too long,
bye for now
Baz
I've tried an advert on the site a few times, had some replies but mostly timewasters as I'm sure you all have, thought I'd give this a try.
I am 54 years old, 5'8" tall, very discrete and friendly.
I've been to a few parties and gang bang/bukkake events and love them.
I'm looking to meet up with single ladies or couples for good old fashioned sexy fun. Have been to Cupids a few times and used to be a regular at Xanadu some years ago.
I have a video and digital camera for any couples that want filming, or I don't mind being in pics or video if that is what you want.
Happy to meet up in VIP cinema club for fun also, or would like to try dogging, or I am happy just to watch if you fancy having a voyeur.
Willing to travel reasonable distance, but work all over UK.
I am very straight so no single guys please.
Thanks for taking the time to read this, hope it's not too long,
bye for now
Baz
