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11 Aug 2006

Quote by da69ve
didn't we have a general election last year....we had the chance then to vote the present government out.....but we didn't did we....

You may have voted him in but don't speak for all of us. I voted him out, as I'm sure others did. So some think he's worth keeping - up to them. I am still entitled to my opinion - and I still think he's putting our country at more risk than it needs to be.

11 Aug 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm pissed at him for getting us into the front of the firing line. Agreed, terrorists always find someone to bomb to bits. I just think we'd have been further down the list of countries to kick the shit out of had he listened more to his people and told Bush to go fight his own battles.

:thumbup: Precisely.

Quote by da69ve
if it hadn't been Blair......it would only have been another Prime Minister instead....and it will always be like that.....we are in alliance with the United States.....

That's the problem. It IS Blair. Whether we like it or now. Do we have a choice? NO!
I wonder how many people would vote to maintain this alliance, when it means we have to fight HIS power/oil-hungry wars and consequently be targeted? Let some other country suck up to Bush and put its citizens at risk. I vote we get the hell out of the Middle East and let Bush find another (mug) ally. We have no business being over there. OK so they helped us in WW2. But that was 60 sodding years ago. Can we not seek peace now? Have we not bombed enough innocent people yet?
If you keep poking something with a long stick, don't you expect it to get just a teensy bit angry?
mad

mad

9 Aug 2006

Your seduction technique is very interesting. At least, I presume you are looking for sex, as opposed to querying if any ever happens in Herts (which, I assure you, it does). Or maybe you are piqued that others may be indulging behind your back? Or maybe you think that if it does, it is wrong, and should be stopped, immediately, lest we breed. lol

lol

A picture / slightly more information on your profile / post might help you in your quest, whatever that is confused

confused

: At present all you reveal is that you are a sausage, looking to be broken in gently. Is that a light sautÃ© in a shallow pan as opposed to being thrown into a vat of hot oil and deep fried?
wink

wink

5 Aug 2006

Happy birthday Mr Mal.
kiss

kiss

Have a fabulous day..SB xx

26 Jul 2006

Quote by Jamie69
Guys. I have arrange for a woman from this site to come to our area today. the more the merrier. just need one to let us use their place .

Talk about organised lol

lol

Best of luck mate.

26 Jul 2006

Hi Flower
I rarely post on the forum, but your words touched me and I wanted to tell you that, on looking at your profile, I think you look very nice - certainly a lot better than a lot of the blokes on here who claim to be God's gift.... rolleyes

rolleyes

Also, if you had a girlfriend for 4 years you must have done something right....
Stick around and enjoy the fun, even if it only serves to boost your confidence to find someone in the Real World. Single guys need to work very hard to meet girls/couples on SH, but flirting is free and all part of the fun - I don't think you will have too much of a problem finding a new girlie - if that's what you want.
Best of luck chicken. Chin up and all that. wink

wink

xx

4 Jul 2006

This is a very entertaining thread.
Tania, I took the liberty of having a look at your profile, and comparing it with the stuff you're telling us in this thread.
Hello and thanks for looking at my profile. I am an extremely FAT and SHY female
And yet:

Quote by Tania
my pleasure matters and I won't be happy with people who are not sociable and outgoing.

......Hmmm. So they pay upwards of Â£1500 to be stuck on board with a wallflower. Nice one. (Tania, a shy person wouldn't boss people about like you do in the forum.... )
I am one of these women who are ladies in public and sluts in private...
In that avatar you don't look too ladylike, lady innocent

innocent

Fancy a swinging cruise early next summer? See the thread in the Cafe and let me know what you think!
And yet:

Quote by Tania
I am just looking into chartering a yacht for just me and a handful of pals.

rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll:

30 Jun 2006

Quote by markmeets
Don't know who Granger is either, just said it to look clever...

Didn't quitework love... lol

lol

(It's 'grandeur'. :wink smile

smile

30 Jun 2006

Quote by thrust19
Ladies 18-60 any status required for one-on-one sexy fun or FFM 3sm.

I look forward to seeing the barrage of hot replies for some daytime sexy fun. lol

lol

Your profile offers little, for young or old, to go on, doesn't it? (Other than that you are probably married and have very bright, clean wardrobes)
I'm trying to decide which image I find odder - two horny 60-year-old hotties bombarding you with PMs or an 18 year-old who contacts you based only on 3 hard-ons and the fact that you have a good job and a vasectomy?
Hmm.
Is it me? Am I being too cynical? confused

confused

Please put me in my place if so - I can easily crawl back into my hole ................ :gagged:

18 Jan 2006

Quote by da69ve
when will we be able to admit it to family and friends without them possibly freaking out!.....will the day come when swinging is part of everyday life and the vanillas will be the minority.

Quote by da69ve
if people did find out i would rather they just shrugged their shoulders and say"everyone to their own"...rather than be shocked and disgusted.

Admitting you are a swinging to family and friends is equivalent to telling your children/aunt/granny/neighbour - and they, in turn, could do the same, if it were all above board and acceptable - hence my first post.
It still consitutes telling your family about your private sex life, and vice versa. I see it as the difference between keeping your selection of sex toys hidden in a drawer in your bedroom or put on display in the lounge. Some things are not meant to be shared with everyone ....
And where would the fun in swinging be if everyone knew about it? Surely the clandestinity of it makes it more exciting?
If swingers were the majority, what would the chances be of you going to a party and your mum being there?

Quote by da69ve
By the way wasn't you banned.....go find someone else to antagonise!...

No Dave, I'm still here, as you can see, and I'm not 'antagonising' you - just stating my opinion. So because I disagree with you I am antagonistic?

17 Jan 2006

Why would you want to discuss your sex life with your family and friends? If I had kids I wouldn't want to discuss it with them, no matter how old they were. Nor my Aunty Sally, cousin Bill...Were you thinking of recruiting them in the fold? Surely what you get up to in the bedroom (or someone else's) is private?
Homosexuality is a little different - it is a way of life 24/7 - but swinging is a pastime, something you do with your partner, to improve/maintain your sex life. Would you want to tell your parents about tying your partner up and probing her with a dildo, watching her be screwed by a total stranger? Or that you seek out single men lurking at dogging sites? Would they want to know? Would they want to know that you spent the night romping around with Chris and Jenny from down the road? Would you want to know what your old mum was really doing at those Bridge meetings?
I find your wish a little odd, Da69ve.
Why publicise the fact that you seek sex outside the marriage? Surely the world is messed up enough without promoting this more? There are reasons why swinging is meant to remain clandestine....and IMHO it has always gone on - there was just never a need to shout about it.

3 Jan 2006

Did the rocket get made? Did SunBunny burn her bum? Did Polo rollerskate her way to victory? Did we ever get to see what was under AlwaysRandy's fig leaf?
So many questions.
And to stay young I bathe in camels milk on Tuesdays and feed myself custard intravenously from a fluffy straw, to the tune of the Wombles theme tune. Not as exciting as trolleys but deliciously messy.
:sticky:

19 Dec 2005

I'm very confused by your profile - you say you are looking for:
single bi women
single straight men
straight couples
And you are : 'Almost single, and straight.'
Care to elaborate on what exactly it is you seek? Why not straight single women?
Why are you looking for straight men if you are straight? rolleyes

rolleyes

(Just curious like....)
Hope you enjoy your week off. wink

wink

17 Dec 2005

It's not Ian_Mids is it - I'm thinking PIES........ dunno

dunno

17 Dec 2005

Problem:
(quote)
Hi Belinda
I am a married male looking for a discreet friendship.
(unquote)
Solution:
(quote)
So go get one. What makes you think I would be interested, I dont even have an ad?
(unquote)
Easy peasy. lol

lol

(So I can be unfriendly - sue me!)

17 Dec 2005

Quote by pinkie
Now scared it'll end!!!
Any advice??

Top Tip - never get attached to your fuck buddy. It'll all end in tears. Line another one up as a contingency plan. Or better still, have a few on the go.
(Says the girl who never lets emotion rule her sex life........ )

17 Dec 2005

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You crack me up girl.
I'll put down for Number 5. I've been looking for a threesome for five minutes and am most disappointed at my lack of success. I'm sorry? I have to PM people first? Damn. I thought just being here was enough.......... :cry:

17 Dec 2005

Quote by Mister_Discreet
, but when 80% of users call the changes 'a bad dream they want to wake up from', isn't it time to cut your losses and retrace your steps?
I don't want SH to die, but frankly, I'm beginning to despair.

80% of old forum users M_Discreet, actually 137 users - not 80% of 360000 members.
A very small minority I think you will find, in fact.
Patience is a virtue. lol

lol

16 Dec 2005

Quote by da69ve
But you only joined yesterday.....so up till then you were only lurking...so why join now if it's so bad?

These people who appear to have just joined were already members dave. There wasnt a sudden influx of 300,000 people overnight...............they just didn't use the the forum before.

16 Dec 2005

Quote by Burtman
The viewed by count on my photos keeps growing even though they are all marked as private, not public!!!!

Quote by Burtman
We can laugh about it now, but people's livelihoods and relationships are at risk because SH management have got it totally wrong........or do they want to wait for the lawsuits?

Just take the pictures off.
Surely you realise that pictures on the net are never really truly, private?
(for example - look at the PM situation. Anyone with a key can have a look at will. It's all there........)

16 Dec 2005

Quote by Phoenix
i can't believe you just posted the location :shock: with all these new members :shock: :shock: i'm sure you will get loads of pervs now tuning up asking for the cpl off the swinging site :lol:

They are new and don't know the consequences of such a post yet.
No. But we do.......... :lol: :lol: :lol:

16 Dec 2005

Furniture? Swinging? Connection? (other than the obvious...)
Shall we all go? Can the Metropole cope? Will there be enough topless Santas to please the swinging contingency?

14 Dec 2005

Quote by freckledbird
We all have Lilmiss, but if the people in charge really aren't listening, then repeating the same things over and over isn't going to achieve anything is it.
I don't think we have any rights, we don't pay for the service. Until we do, we can't do anything. I won't be paying.

I think it's a question of - If we want a free site then how can we make so many demands?
If Mark chose to sell who were we to protest, or question his reasons?
If we don't like what the new owners are doing, do you think they really care?
Free site = Get what You're Given. Is there a better one out there?

13 Dec 2005

Quote by Calista
SophieBifem has been around for a long time ... I've had the pleasure of meeting her at a munch

So she's not the elusive bi fem ?
Keep looking guys...................... wink

wink

13 Dec 2005

Quote by Calista
The key to a lot of the wank brigade is to ignore them, rather than play back at them. Let the Op's do there jobs (hopefully there powers will be fully restored) and report anything seriously out of order.
Cx

What a lovely welcome to the new members who were invited to post in this thread.
SophieBiFem could well be that elusive bi fem that everyone searches for. ........she may not still be here now though.....damn. Missed her again.

13 Dec 2005

Quote by MandH
Well what a day....................
I was in here from about 9 this morning till about 4........

er.....why?

(nothing was working.... rolleyes

rolleyes

)

13 Dec 2005

Maybe we should exercise a little patience and just point out the problems so they can be fixed, in due course. Decorating the house involves mess and upheaval - but it generally looks better once it's all done.
The Refresh button helps, if the Error page comes up.

13 Dec 2005

Looks good but I'm a stickler for typos. In our profile we can tick the 'Masterbation' box..........I am saying nothing more......... rolleyes

rolleyes

12 Dec 2005

Quote by Phoenix
You're just here to perve..... admit it

I must confess to appreciating a good shower head when I see one...

11 Dec 2005

Quote by HarryJones
There are a group of women I strip for fairly frequently on cam and they think I have a nice bum (though having said that I have met one of them twice and got nowhere with her, not even a hug (and she lives nearby, but she isnt on sh ))
Regards
Harry Jones

Waffle, waffle, waffle. Where's the soapy bum pics???
dunno

dunno