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31 Oct 2011

Quote by bIoke
Our house move is 90% confirmed for that weekend now so I won't be able to make this now

I learnt the routines to a steps song for nothing!?!? :censored:
Outragous flirting with the girls it is then... :haha:
Hope the move goes well
and you are still stuck with me NWC ;)

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31 Oct 2011

Congrats to you both
Sorry to hear you cant make the Wigan munch now too...
I was looking forward to meeting you and offering my congratulations in person sad

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31 Oct 2011

Quote by SinSi
Im making a very sharp exit before SinSi arrives.....

Did someone call?! wave

3 hours too late - this topic opened at 6pm!!
Call yourself an ironing superhero?? :lol2:

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31 Oct 2011

Im making a very sharp exit before SinSi arrives.....
bolt

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31 Oct 2011

Quote by chief-kaiser
Rough maths would lead me to guess closer to 2500 Sq Miles

You're both right, a 50 mile square is 2500 Sq miles (50x50 = 2500)

<<< Goes back and checks all the work I did this afternoon for being a dozy bastard

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31 Oct 2011

Wow Kate, you just have to fuck him, offer that guy a shag and 2 player guitar hero in the same day and easy will never get you back - I reckon that dude may have a basement.....:shock:

Quote by Ben_Minx
Imagine being so in fear of your own penis that you can only control it at gunpoint.

Had mine hypnotised when I was young
by a snake charmer ... boom boom :doh:

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31 Oct 2011

Quote by Dave__Notts
Or know where to buy shells for the shotgun
Dave_Notts

You dont seem the type Dave, but those are the ones you have to watch :eeek:

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31 Oct 2011

Quote by Ben_Minx
Those are scary numbers.

Yes they are, and if China hadnt adopted its one child per couple policy we would have another billion on top of that.
Increasing at 1-2% per year at the moment, it was approximately 2.5 Billion in 1940, UN estimates are the worlds population will be between 5 billion and 14 billion by 2100 - wonder how much that roughest of guesses cost? :huh:

Quote by annejohn
surprisingly,if you allow every person on earth a square metre to stand on,we would all fit in a 50 mile square (ish)

You got a source on this??
Rough maths would lead me to guess closer to 2500 Sq Miles

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31 Oct 2011

You have to choose one to sleep with - who are you going to pick???
Round 2
Susan Boyle

Or
Angela Merkel

If anyone has a good candidate or candidates feel free to PM me ;)
(a pic must be on the internet and in the public domain)

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31 Oct 2011

Quote by Ben_Minx
I debate she argues.

She cant argue with that, got to love a logic loop :lol2:
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“Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too”
Differences of opinion are invevitable, knowing when and how to find a fair compromise is more important than a good ability to argue your point with fancy rhetoric.

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31 Oct 2011

Im the 4,199,996,668th
Puts a gap of over a billion people between me and cubes - I dont feel too bad now ;)

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31 Oct 2011

I think the two above me have explained quite well
read Thilo Savages short guide to arguing and debating properly, it would have the ancient greek philosophers horrified :lol2:

My favorite part:

Note: Make sure to use proper word placement: "Hey homo, I fucked your mother." is a very strong and stable argument. "Hey Mother, I fucked a homo." is not.

I know a few couples who if they havent had an argument in a few days one of them will do or say something on purpose to start one :shock:
They never seem to argue about the important things, just have trivial tiffs.
Didnt appear to be about the make up sex either :rascal:

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31 Oct 2011

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Even Earth Standard Time is GMT and used in Star Trek. Not sure thats a good argument.

The only time that would be a good argument is if you were speaking at a trekkie convention :lol2:
and even then you would have to come with another argument why being at a trekkie convention was a good idea dunno

My favorite argument for keeping BST (and im not really bothered either way) is the look of confusion on american faces at the greenwich observatory when the clock says 12 but their watch says 1 :shock:

Quote by pebble
I dont really live by the clock, I only use it when someone else is involved, I never look at the clock and go its 'teatime' or 'bedtime'.

You must have pretty strong circadian rythms :dunno: When I do not look at the clock, any semblance of routine vanishes to the point of malfunction.
That explains why I live in a constant state of malfunction I suppose! :silly:

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30 Oct 2011

Ow do ;)

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30 Oct 2011

Quote by
The night close in, and we can have fun without being seen. Romantic walks with someone you love or just dogging, night is such a good cover.

I never understand this argument, can you not just meet one hour later?? :lol2:
I dont really live by the clock, I only use it when someone else is involved, I never look at the clock and go its 'teatime' or 'bedtime'.
Eat when hungry, sleep when tired, fuck when horny :rascal:

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30 Oct 2011

Quote by poshkate
:doh: didn't fit on the page, but you get the idea

Yep... I can see it's a self portrait! :thumbup:
:giggle: bolt

I made one that looked like me..... it was so scary the mods wouldnt allow it to be posted :silly:

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24 Oct 2011

James Brown for me, I just feel the urge to get down :happy:

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24 Oct 2011

Once turned on you will see a number appear next to shrep uner 'my account' on the sidebar when you have rep to leave / approve
Meet Rep can be left after creating a meeting with a member, site rep can be provided after sending two or more messages, to leave a member a vouch you need to become friends first.
Hope this helps ;)

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24 Oct 2011

Gotta recognise the style Staggs worship

Been looking for a new going out hat since I lost my aussie cowboy one. Unfortunatley Im a big headed bastard so its not easy :lol2:

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18 Oct 2011

:welcome:
If it has an apple on it I cant help you :sad:
Pretty damn sure an android app would be of no use to the owner of an apple phone though ;)

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18 Oct 2011

Although I have never partaken in the services offered, I have seen quite a few red light districts throughout europe.
When I work away with my friend we always like to go and do some window shopping and compare the RLD's and working girls of various towns and cities. Gent in belgium is our current champion for quality and cologne wins for quantity and professionalism, being the location of Pascha, europes biggest brothel, spread over 7 floors (be warned the top floor is quite scary - only if you like your women without a penis! :shock smile

The only objections I can see are moral and the prevention of exploitation of the people involved. These both seem to have been taken care of in some euro cities, with strict controls and inspection of licenced premises and confidential reporting systems in place to protect the workers.
It seems to me a much better system if it has removed the kind of skanky, smack addicted pox ridden pros I see walking the streets of my city, even more so when you see them pushing their child in a pram the next day.

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18 Oct 2011

Quote by bIoke
When I plucked up the courage to have a swift sideways glance, as we do lads... :0) I saw it was a rolled up £1 note. I was insulted ... I'd have done stuff for a fiver though!
I've paid for sex though

So if I can get £10 for your services can I keep the difference??? :twisted:
IMO .....We have all paid for sex (one way or another ;) ), I think thats why the OP specifically mentions cash :lol2:

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14 Oct 2011

Only once been offered cash for sex, i forget what his name was now.......
:evil2:

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13 Oct 2011

Quote by moniquejohn
so we have gone from asking a question,to being not genuine and just doing it for sex..

what a nice forum.

:welcome:
Stick around for a bit - you will get the way it works, it wasnt so much an attack on you as peoples honest opinions put quite bluntly - its hard to judge tone on a forum ;)
Once the hole gets deep enough you wont dig yourself back out - just accept these comments are not personal attacks - no one here knows you.

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13 Oct 2011

Quote by moniquejohn
Do you people think its fair to ask for voluntary contribution towards costs of a hotel??

I pretty much always offer to contribute, if the couple or lady is staying over and Im heading home in a taxi or getting a seperate hotel room myself then I may not offer the full half.
To relate it to the other topic a little, if a couple were on holiday for a week and staying in a hotel I would not be expecting a request for a contribution :lol2:
Its a fine line sometimes, and people often have different views on this.

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13 Oct 2011

Quote by duncanlondon
There is a lot of reference to cuckolding in Shakespeare. In those plays it seemed that cuckolding was a means of undermining someone who had either power or authority over you. It seemed to be more to do with bringing someone down a peg or two in the world. In so doing giving them a lifelong stigma. but it also seemed that most couples survived such things and still do today.

Indeed, its also key to the Millers Tale, part of Chaucer's Canterbury tales.
Seems a rake such as myself would have been quite at home in medieval times :rascal:

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13 Oct 2011

You can spend all day arguing about the technicalities and comparing it with other activities where people pay the owners for entry, they dont pay the same people they are fucking in swinging clubs!!.
I think you can see from the replies what you are proposing doesnt feel right to the majority here - you asked for opinions and you got them.
Advertise enough and you will get guys who will jump at the chance, but are they going to be the right kind of guys? dunno

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13 Oct 2011

If you are not going to be living there your 'expenses' outside of the rent you agreed with your friend should be minimal, why would you be paying council tax?? dunno

While I usually contribute to hotel costs, personally I would feel uneasy with being asked to pay towards what effectively appears to be a workshop / carpark / second home for your fun.
Its your call, if you are honest from the off about the cost involved I dont see a problem with you asking.
How about giving them the fuck of their lives and then rattling a tips jar on the way out :lol2:

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13 Oct 2011

Quote by gulsonroad30664
global warming or climate change due to mans activity is hocus pocus bollox

See thats just the kind of well referenced and researched argument I cant compete with ;)

Quote by Bluefish2009

Right back at you :wave:

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12 Oct 2011

^^^ whoa there tweaky fella, what brought this on?? :shock:
While Im sure this does happen, if a couple do the smart discuss and plan thing, setting ground rules before hand they can reduce the chances of emotions getting the better of them and it turning illicit.
1) Only phone contact goes through the guys mobile number, if guy to gal chat is required it can still go through his mobile (or if situation reversed and couple meeting a single fem then the ladies exchange numbers)
2) Set message notification on the site to go to the guys (or womans) email address, so they know it is unlikely contact can be made without their partner getting a whiff of it.
You dont think us genuine, honest, single, wife ravishing, rampant, horny single males have it tough enough trying to get our dose of dirty (and helping likeminded couples add an extra portion of cock) without you adding further:
Piss > Chips!!
:lol2:

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