Great post, I R AMUSED :lol2:
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Big_Fraser
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
0 miles · Lancashire
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Orgasminator
:welcome:
- and its my only good feature! :lol2:
I have been looking to update my pics for a while (people keep taking the piss out of my blue towel!! :rude
but havent been able to find any ideas.
I await the ladies and couples answers.......................
Quote by Sambalar
slapping the whole fruit basket on the shelf isn't necessarily a good thing
- and its my only good feature! :lol2:
I have been looking to update my pics for a while (people keep taking the piss out of my blue towel!! :rude
but havent been able to find any ideas.I await the ladies and couples answers.......................
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Quote by Staggerlee_BB
I'm ashamed to have to admit I'd never actually noticed the caption beforeops:
No shame there staggs, sometimes its best to find these things out for yourself - otherwise its like knowing what you are getting for christmas before you tear the packaging off and find out :lol2:
Im assuming she wasnt mis selling the goods, but would never expect a gentleman like yourself to reveal the answer to that :rascal:
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Quote by Staggerlee_BB
The only thing I'd seen of BB before I met her ......
with a photo and caption like that what else would a discerning man like yourself need to see!? :lol2:
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Very much confirming my intention to attend, I am however sailing back from Sweden via Denmark on the 29th so its all dependent on the north sea! I might even still be a little green in complexion when I arrive ;)
Thanks NWC
Thanks NWC
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Quote by chief-kaiser
As a single male (without a public photo on profile) I have found that there is a better chance of getting a meet with a couple or single woman who do not have a photo on profile.
The phrase 'munter hunter' springs to mind :lol2:
only kidding, I think you have a valid point, plus the added chance of finding a dirty celeb up for some fun.
I am well aware that people in certain professions will not put their position at risk by providing a pic to a stranger, especially one 'watermarked' with swingingheavens web address!
Quote by tinytimmy
Like Big Frasers thoughts on this. Thanks.
Aww thankyou ;)
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I have had one or two meets without seeing a face pic, most of the time its not an issue as people are happy to provide one once they know you are genuine.
I always make it clear that both sides have the right to back out if we dont have any attraction to each other, I would not just go through the motions. If people choose not to provide a face pic, its inaccurate or out of date then I have no problem with saying:
"Sorry you dont do it for me, best of luck in the future"
If they are offended by that they should have given me the opportunity to decide before we arranged to meet, saying that its never happened yet - perhaps Im just lucky.
Has anyone ever had to let someone down because of this??
I always make it clear that both sides have the right to back out if we dont have any attraction to each other, I would not just go through the motions. If people choose not to provide a face pic, its inaccurate or out of date then I have no problem with saying:
"Sorry you dont do it for me, best of luck in the future"
If they are offended by that they should have given me the opportunity to decide before we arranged to meet, saying that its never happened yet - perhaps Im just lucky.
Has anyone ever had to let someone down because of this??
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Quote by skinny
Why did you join, and what, if any, expectations did you have?
I only wanted to buy one of these:
Damn you google!:rude:
Srsly though
I had a few unusual encounters prior to joining here, I enjoyed it and decided I was going to hunt for some more filthy fun, took a while but Im there now.
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Quote by bIoke
Ha!
He's crap... and has a chipolata dick. For heaven's sake, how many times do I have to say it :rascal:
It now looks even smaller as he's shaved it... apparently ;)
@bioke
Just because I only whip it out on cam when I know you are offline :lol2:
Quote by noladreams
Enjoy ya meet with Fraser. We all want details and if he's any good and highly recommended by you, I might have to give him a road test! :twisted:
What can I say?! The sleepy fictional hamlet of Nolaville was rocked by the sound of aggressively filthy fictional fornication.
I need to get me some more of that fictional Fraser-f*cking! :twisted:
@fun, always available for a test drive :rascal:
@Nola, sounds like we had quite a time, I hope you took photos / videos as I must have had a bit too much to drink, when I woke up this morning I didnt remember a damn thing :lol2:
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Quote by MidsCouple24
We have a giant 3x3 metre Twister game and a couple of water guns that we load with baby oil
We also have some adult space hoppers which are great fun especially when used after the twister game with all that baby oil about
Sounds awsome :bounce:
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Quote by tweeky
When I was young I always liked petite girls with black permed hair think that came from fancying Suzzanah Hoffs from the Bangles.
Are you sure its not a kevin keegan / kenny daglish / maradonna thing :evil2:
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Quote by bIoke
Some of my best all time shags would probably be described as ugly by some but each in their own was was very, very sexy
I did wonder why you keep flirting with this ugly piece of straight!!!
:giggle:
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Quote by noladreams
I need Bloke to chip in here, I was once out with Bloke at a site social up in the North East. We were introduced to a very very sexy guy and yet I don't think either of us would've necessarily said he was our 'type'. For me, it was when I was chatting to him and he had really naughty, twinkly, dirty eyes. They got me.
So if I keep my eyes bloodshot and unable to focus I might yet escape from blokes advances?? :lol2:
Still cant stop them going a bit :shock: when I look at your avatar though nola ;)
Sorry - I seem to be reducing every topic I enter at the moment into a chance to flirt with nola
I dont have a 'type' I find sexy, but I certainly dont find bleach blonde orange girls who think they are the dogs bollocks sexy.
Most girls have a lot to offer, a shag is a small part of that, I am often surprised at what rings my bell and long may this be the case :rascal:
But yes the example picture would catch my eye as a sexy shape, I think thats a natural, beautiful, sexy woman. some of the people put forward as sexy today would not draw my attention at all.
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Quote by Dawnie
Have you considered that any visitors you might have could be allergic to cats
I have selective cat allergy, nice cats that say hello and then fuck off dont seem to bother me, but pussies that constantly crave attention make my eyes water and my nose flow.
................i think I have just worked out why im swingle
:twisted:
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Quote by noladreams
... must dash, I'm apparently meeting Fraser in 22 minutes!
That was fake? - I just shaved my bits for nothin!?!?! :lol2:
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Quote by pebble
It is a matter of time and exposure to it.
Ill expose it for you ;)
Ill expose it for pretty much anyone...... apart from bioke :rascal:
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Cats are only good for one thing...... cute internet pics and videos 
Dont do it Nola!! :uhoh:
Dont do it Nola!! :uhoh:
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Quote by noladreams
Being a dirty boy?!
At every available opportunity, you should join me - we can pretend to be swingers :lol2:
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Its just semantics, IMO swinging is recreational sex between consenting adults.
Obviously for a couple this is a big break from the norm, for singles its considered more normal.
Some people would consider me a swinger, others would say Im just on the more unusual edge of single male behaviour.
If im in a threesome with a couple are they swinging, am I ?
If they are and I'm not what the hell am I doing while they are swinging? :lol2:
Obviously for a couple this is a big break from the norm, for singles its considered more normal.
Some people would consider me a swinger, others would say Im just on the more unusual edge of single male behaviour.
If im in a threesome with a couple are they swinging, am I ?
If they are and I'm not what the hell am I doing while they are swinging? :lol2:
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Quote by noladreams
Oi Fraser... when did you get so sensible?!
Quote by bIoke
PS: Don't shag fraser - he has a chipolata dick ;)
Do you ever get the feeling you are being ganged up on?
In order to answer both of these baseless accusations I will, this afternoon, be walking round the city centre wearing only a cowboy hat :silly:
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Quote by joe_katy
yea , guess we can only but hope then! Makes sense that most women on here are looking for a bi experience as lets face it theres plenty of other places they can just meet other men.
Indeed, but not many places where a girl can find a guy or couple who wont be possesive, wont judge her by her desire to break with convention and have recreational sex, will help explore boundaries and turn fantasies into memorable sexual experiences.
lots of guys are just here for NSA sex and thats fine, some of us are here to try new things for ourselves and also share the opportunities for that kind of fun with others :rascal:
I cant really offer you much advice, but you seem have a good attitude to all this so Im sure with time and a little and patience you will have loads of fun :thumbup:
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There are 40 males on here for every female.
Three males for each couple and six couples for each female. You do the maths.
Thats based on all profiles being truthful, a bunch of those females are TVs, TSs, (who are usually honest about this in profile text) or just wierdos pretending to be female so they can fap to your PMs!!
There are lots of nice single fems on here, I have met a few, unicorns are real ;)
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Quote by Dave__Notts
Alea iacta est
Oooooooooooo they are playing craps
Can I have a roll :bounce:
Dave_Notts
Yeah come to my casino, it costs £££ for chips and pays out in €€€
Orgasminator
No they are telling you how big mine is ;)
Now I need a new joke for the results post............ damn you Dave! :haha:
Now I need a new joke for the results post............ damn you Dave! :haha:
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I certainly dont agree with the way he announced it, it seems like Mr Papandreou has staked all on a single roll of the dice.
With the vote of no confidence on friday it looks like he expected to lose, and has done this as a last ditch attempt to cling to power.
Alea iacta est
With the vote of no confidence on friday it looks like he expected to lose, and has done this as a last ditch attempt to cling to power.
Alea iacta est
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Im working in sweden at the end of November, the average daytime temperature for that time of year is -5°C.
This seems like a damn good idea, the more insulation for my bits the better :lol2:
This seems like a damn good idea, the more insulation for my bits the better :lol2:
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Quote by Dave__Notts
Still sounds like me
Dave_Notts
:lol2:
anyway you have posted in the topic and the rules say you HAVE to choose dave......
So who is the lucky gal?? :rascal:
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Quote by Cicero
I've always found Angela Merkel quite a turn on.
So Ill put you down as a yes for Frau Merkel then ;)
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
My first day on SH, How was your experience?
Painfully slow
I had a few brushes with the wilder side of sex and wanted to check out the 'scene'
(and have a perv at the same time :rascal
I checked out a few profile pics, the gallery and even popped into chat if I remember correctly.
Problem was........ 56kbs dial up internet
So slow and with my long, slow and frequent (back then!) wanking and 5p / min connection my first phone bill after joining SH cost me a fortune!!
Quote by Dave__Notts
It took me months before I discovered that there was a forum too!
I'm going to have to have a word with admin again........we had set the forum to "hide" from your profile. There must have been a bug in the system
Dave_Notts
Admin know which side their bread is buttered dave, forums are searchable in google and viewable to the public.
Which avatar entices more people to part with the membership dosh
Dave_notts:
'That dog is gonna bite that mouses head off' :shock:
or
Funlovers2009
'fuck me i could die happy between them boots and thighs'
:grin:
Took me 5 years to find the forums fun - was that your doing too eh dave?? :lol2:
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Round 1:
Chris jeffries
The totally innocent (but 'looked so guilty' 8 newspapers were quite happy to commit libel and even contempt of court, so convinced were they he would be in jail for a long, long time.) landlord of the tragically killed Joanne Yeates.
OR
Balding hairy bloke with guns, knives and rockband guitars
Seems to be saying "Before I go on a shooting spree I like to get my 'sexy' look on and relax with a little guitar hero." Again he is a totally innocent guy.
Results
I would have to go with chris jeffries as the other guy looks a bit too much like a fat russel brand :lol2:
With two for Balding hairy bloke with guns, knives and rockband guitars and one for Chris jeffries we have a clear winner:
Dave_Notts!! :evil2:
oh sorry no its Balding hairy bloke with guns, knives and rockband guitars :thumbup:
Now onto round 2!!
Chris jeffries
The totally innocent (but 'looked so guilty' 8 newspapers were quite happy to commit libel and even contempt of court, so convinced were they he would be in jail for a long, long time.) landlord of the tragically killed Joanne Yeates.
OR
Balding hairy bloke with guns, knives and rockband guitars
Seems to be saying "Before I go on a shooting spree I like to get my 'sexy' look on and relax with a little guitar hero." Again he is a totally innocent guy.
Results
I would have to go with chris jeffries as the other guy looks a bit too much like a fat russel brand :lol2:
With two for Balding hairy bloke with guns, knives and rockband guitars and one for Chris jeffries we have a clear winner:
Dave_Notts!! :evil2:
oh sorry no its Balding hairy bloke with guns, knives and rockband guitars :thumbup:
Now onto round 2!!
