I'm always trimmed, usually shaved.
I do prefer girls to be the same, howefver it has been so long since I had a girl strip to reveal proper bush, I would not be disappointed, just overcome with nostalgia :lol2:
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Big_Fraser
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
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Orgasminator
I would be very interested to hear from (if some did) any single guys who paid the £90 / £125
Was it worth the cash for the bash?? :lol2:
Was it worth the cash for the bash?? :lol2:
Orgasminator
Quote by Funlovers2009
Anyhooooo ..... next time I hope that you will be a +1 to my snog collection else it will be you getting spanked over the table! :twisted:
What would a boy have to do to get both?? ;)
Orgasminator
Quote by Funlovers2009
(unless your plans change and you wind up in there elaine :rascal: )
What? When you hardly said two words to me last time I seen you!
Sorreeeeeee
I was uncharacteristically quiet that evening, in my defence it was my first munch and I was taking in the sights :shock:
Next time I will be one of the first in the queue when you bend over a table and the paddle gets passed around :lol2:
Orgasminator
Quote by Lilmiss
How much????:blink:
That's what I said!! but with a few more #*'@#~ symbols thrown in :lol2:
Its £60 for a couple, £90 for member and £125 for a non member
If I had a little more notice I would have tried my charms (whipping it out :twisted
on a few ladies I know who may have agreed to accompany me :sad: Orgasminator
As usual my plans are still not fully sorted 
Im going to go on the football with my dad in the afternoon, meet up with some friends for a few drinks and some food early evening. Then assess my mood / energy levels
High >> bar / pub :bounce:
Medium >> friends party :haha:
Low >> Round to my dads and have a quiet one with him and my brother :sleeping:
Was looking at joining a couple I know at Cupids but @ £125 for a single male its a bit steep!!
(unless your plans change and you wind up in there elaine :rascal
Hope everyone has a fantastic evening and wish you all the best for health, wealth, family and friends in 2012 :thumbup:
Im going to go on the football with my dad in the afternoon, meet up with some friends for a few drinks and some food early evening. Then assess my mood / energy levels
High >> bar / pub :bounce:
Medium >> friends party :haha:
Low >> Round to my dads and have a quiet one with him and my brother :sleeping:
Was looking at joining a couple I know at Cupids but @ £125 for a single male its a bit steep!!
(unless your plans change and you wind up in there elaine :rascal
Hope everyone has a fantastic evening and wish you all the best for health, wealth, family and friends in 2012 :thumbup:
Orgasminator
Im a realist, they will probably have enough couples attending that they dont need too many extra single males. Market sets the price.
I know a couple who are attending Cupids NYE party and had considered joining them, I have not been to a club yet - at this price I will wait a little longer ;)
I know a couple who are attending Cupids NYE party and had considered joining them, I have not been to a club yet - at this price I will wait a little longer ;)
Orgasminator
:laughabove:
This one wasnt a real advert but made me :lol2:
Bukake anyone??
This one wasnt a real advert but made me :lol2:
Bukake anyone??
Orgasminator
Quote by JandNlancs
Is this a swingers site or what!!!!
People having problems with their wood is a regular topic ;)
As already suggested well seasoned wood makes a big difference.
Also try:
Using firelighters rather than paper to start the fire
Using smaller pieces of wood
Start your fire small and build up slowly as the heat increases
Orgasminator
A few of my friends have em and they are a real hoot, I dont think I would have one though as the novelty of all console games wears off pretty quick for me.
Plus they still go for good money second hand on ebay so if you dont like it you wont be too much out of pocket ;)
Plus they still go for good money second hand on ebay so if you dont like it you wont be too much out of pocket ;)
Orgasminator
Quote by bIoke
... slowly, slowly, catchy monkey ;)
Monkeys too eh?? your depravity knows no bounds :rascal:
Orgasminator
Quote by bIoke
Mind you, if I went up two cup sizes I'd probably fall over!
Having seen the reaction to your current cup size a few times, I think if you went up two cup sizes their eyes would pop out of their head ;) Mind you, as long as their cock pops out of their trousers at the same time and into my mouth, who cares! :rascal:
If you looked like Andrej Pejic I would be aggreable :lol2:
Orgasminator
I was gonna say yes but.................
I misunderstood your topic :grin:
I misunderstood your topic :grin:
Orgasminator
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
The thought of the look on Travis' face when he realised he's a sex addict!
is there a cure
No but a good fuck 3 times a day and the symptoms wont bother you :lol2:
2011 has been:
New friends for filth
Travelled to a few new cities across 7 countries
Still not grown up :bounce:
Orgasminator
Quote by skinny
Maybe I worry too much
Clearly far more than I do Skinny :lol2:
While I do think this is good advice for those who feel vulnerable meeting a stranger for sex, I really dont feel the need to follow it.
I usually get a number and exchange some texts before a meet, but thats more a check to see they are not timewasters rather than for personal security.
In my opinion everyone is much safer meeting even relative newcomers to this site than someone from a nightclub on a boozy night out. Swingers might find themselves in some wierd and uncomfortable circumstances, but the chances of actual physical danger are probably less than elsewhere :thumbup:
Orgasminator
Quote by Z_couple
There is the feature on this website where we can look at immediate meets within 24 hours. The reality is that it is mainly single guys, which is not what we are looking for so it's not really feasible.
Yeah us single guys are usually up fer it at a minutes notice :bounce:
You have nice profile pics and text, have you tried posting for a short notice meet yourselves??
If you are looking to go to a club then why not have a root through the club meets section of the forums and see if site members you like the look of are heading to one near you, if not post yourselves and Im sure you will attract interest ;)
Orgasminator
Quote by Bambi
The cam aint working for me :sad:
Or have they all done a wobbler
Was on earlier Bambi, probably gone dark by 3PM when you checked.
I did notice:
wonder if we could train the penguins to serve drinks at a munch?? :lol2:
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I have no knowledge of pharmaceutical chemistry so dont sue my ass if im wrong, however I did work as a QC chemist testing glues and polymer resins so know a bit about organic chemistry.
Poppers will break down into oxides of nitrogen and aldehydes, the speed at which is does this is mostly dependant on temperature and surface area exposed to air. Keep it cool and the lid on when possible and you should get at least two weeks before the aldehydes make it very stinky and headache inducing.
TL;DR ~2 weeks
Poppers will break down into oxides of nitrogen and aldehydes, the speed at which is does this is mostly dependant on temperature and surface area exposed to air. Keep it cool and the lid on when possible and you should get at least two weeks before the aldehydes make it very stinky and headache inducing.
TL;DR ~2 weeks
Orgasminator
Quote by noladreams
Ah, you see I like the 'uninvolved' aspect.
This is the stuff of some ladywank fantasies... but not sure if I would do in reality.
I have a hole cutter for my drill :rascal:
Oh hang on........ only on the condition you arent allowed to take bioke in with you!! :lol2:
Orgasminator
Quote by MidsCouple24
oh yea errr when you actually play with them an awfull lot of men, and I am guessing more men, prefer smaller boobs .... am I right ? what do you guys say
I like my variety so Im just glad they come in all shapes, sizes and colours! I do like the look of my cock squeezed between a fair sized pair though ;)
Quote by bIoke
Never had a girl look disappointed when it comes out, so Im OK with mine ;)
How many boys have you disappointed though? :rascal:
;)
Just the one, thats only because I wont let him near it :lol2:
Orgasminator
Never been one for the trappings of christmas, I dont do any decorations
I enjoy it as a family get together and the opportunity to see friends, old and new and have fun, so I guess Im not totally grinch!
I do intend to shave a picture of mistletoe into my pubes....... incase I can persuade someone to kiss under it :rascal:
I enjoy it as a family get together and the opportunity to see friends, old and new and have fun, so I guess Im not totally grinch!
I do intend to shave a picture of mistletoe into my pubes....... incase I can persuade someone to kiss under it :rascal:
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Quote by pebble
JOOI, how long is a long-term relationship?
for me.....any in the winter time as a night lasts a lot longer :lol2:
Im the wrong person to voice an opinion, its over 10 years since I realised thats not what I am looking for, not in a conventional sense anyway.
Orgasminator
Although its not something I have ever partaken of, its so obviously going to continue that we do need to look at it and soon.
Having worked all over europe I have seen various solutions, none of which are perfect but most of which are better. I have never seen the higher class escorts, call girls and brothel workers in this country, but the number of diseased streetwalking smackheads is a disgrace, they need help and treatment, not the continuing enabling and harrasment of the current system.
I have visited europes largest brothel on the outskirts of cologne, it has nightclubs, professionals and lapdancing bars all mixed together over 12 floors - its mental - bankoks finest ladyboys have nothing on the occupants of the top floor :shock:
Having worked all over europe I have seen various solutions, none of which are perfect but most of which are better. I have never seen the higher class escorts, call girls and brothel workers in this country, but the number of diseased streetwalking smackheads is a disgrace, they need help and treatment, not the continuing enabling and harrasment of the current system.
I have visited europes largest brothel on the outskirts of cologne, it has nightclubs, professionals and lapdancing bars all mixed together over 12 floors - its mental - bankoks finest ladyboys have nothing on the occupants of the top floor :shock:
Orgasminator
I have been too damn busy and worked abroad a lot this year so my answer is not often enough!
Works out as an average of 1 meet every 6 weeks this year, I would like to double it but its always quality over quantity, in that respect Im quite a lucky boy :rascal:
Works out as an average of 1 meet every 6 weeks this year, I would like to double it but its always quality over quantity, in that respect Im quite a lucky boy :rascal:
Orgasminator
I would never rule something like this out, I like to think I am quite open minded, but Im also a realist.
The odds of any two people being compatible enough to form a long term relationship are high, to find another person who then has to both suit each of the individuals and fit into the existing dynamic must be astronomical :shock:
While I am sure it happens it must be a very difficult goal to achieve, possibly more likely to occur successfully by chance than planning.
The odds of any two people being compatible enough to form a long term relationship are high, to find another person who then has to both suit each of the individuals and fit into the existing dynamic must be astronomical :shock:
While I am sure it happens it must be a very difficult goal to achieve, possibly more likely to occur successfully by chance than planning.
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Quote by woohoo
Hoi you Elaine ffs
Next time ah see you bent over getting your ass slapped.I'm joining the que to take a turn slapping it.
will be easy for you to join that queue - ends in Wigan but starts in Scotland :lol2:
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Many thanks NWC, had an excellent evening, a great intro to the world of the munchers.
Hope to be available for the next one :thumbup:
Hope to be available for the next one :thumbup:
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Quote by duncanlondon
that's another member who apparently doesn't exist, what's happening?
What you talking about??
I can see his profile and everything :huh:
Quote by Bracken2009
wouldnt want to make a mess on someones bed!!!
If you do a good job Im sure they wont mind having to change the sheets, if that was one of the rules of swinging I would be in trouble! :lol2:
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I believe bioke offers an in-home rating service, he will even issue you with a certificate :rascal:
Never had a girl look disappointed when it comes out, so Im OK with mine ;)
Never had a girl look disappointed when it comes out, so Im OK with mine ;)
